There’s actually a very good chance I’m delivering Greek food tonight. I’ll let you know if I serve the hookers again.
Also, I saw Black Panther on Friday afternoon. I highly recommend it. A great stand-alone film. Everyone talks about it being an empowering film for African-Americans; what most reviews minimize it that it’s also an empowering film for women. There are few links to the greater universe – well, not as overt as the ones they usually hammer home. It’s safe for the kids, if you don’t want to pay for a sitter.
Beerguyrob’s rating:
Six out of six.
Tonight’s sports:
- Olympics:
- NBC | 8:00PM – Alpine Skiing, Short Track, Skeleton, Ski Jumping
- NBCSN
- 7:00PM – Figure Skating: Olympic Ice, Freestyle Skiing
- 10:00PM – Hockey (Men’s Group C): Germany vs. Norway
- 12:30AM – Curling (Men): U.S. vs. Japan
- CBC
- 8:00PM – Short Track, Skeleton, Ski Jumping
- 7:00AM – Hockey (Men’s group A): Canada vs. Korea
- TSN
- 8:00PM – Alpine Skiing (Men’s Giant Slalom)
- 10:00PM – Hockey (Men’s Group C): Germany vs. Norway
- 2:30AM – Hockey (Men’s Group A): Czech Rep. vs. Switzerland
- Sportsnet | 11:30PM – Cross-Country Skiing
- NHL:
- Leafs at Penguins – 7:00PM | Sportsnet / NHLN
- Habs at Vegas – 7:00PM | Sportsnet360
- Bruins at Canucks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
- Panthers at Flames – 10:00PM | Sportsnet360
- NBA:
- All-Star Saturday Night: From Los Angeles – 8:00PM | TNT
- NCAA:
- Texas Tech at Baylor – 7:30PM | ESPNU
- Oklahoma State at TCU – 8:00PM | ESPN2
- *North Carolina at Louisville – 8:15PM | ESPN
- Yale at Harvard – 9:30PM | ESPNU
- Utah at Washington State – 10:00PM | ESPN2
- Oregon at UCLA – 10:15PM | ESPN
- Boxing:
- Premier Boxing Champions: Alexander-Ortiz (welterweights) – 8:00PM | FOX
I’ll see youse guys Monday. There’s a special guest Open Thread tomorrow for some left-turn festival outta Florida. IS A.J.FOYT STILL ALIVE?!
Caps are bad, folks.
So you’re saying we won’t be seeing them choke in the playoffs this year?
You’re both bad people, just like WCS.
And also correct.
The metro division is a tire fire. They will be sacrificed in the first round for our amusement.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL CAPS!!
.
Punishment fits the crime.
The Yinzer just got silver in speed skating.
Le’Veon Bell is fucking amazing.
BREAKING NEWS: Bill Walton, still high as fuck.
Dear Lord, I said that before he started singing Beach Boys on the air.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2spZ-NDfS4&ab_channel=JonLajoie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=dy77ioKI4lQ
BREAKING NEWS: UCLA Cheerleaders still look absolutely fine.
Water wet, sun rises in the East, southern CA girls are hot.
I’m just disappointed that it seems ORAYGUN didn’t bring theirs on the trip.
Jerks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwZ0d6BIxdU&ab_channel=UrinatingTree
I am 4-0 playing pool tonight. Home field advantage in full effect.
Also, no one I know, including me, is any good at pool. One of my shots sent the cue ball off the table and into the chess set,
Related: I am 2 and 1 in chess tonight.
So your big white balls knocked over a queen and as a result you had a 2 on 1.
What????? That what I heard him say!!!!!!
Everyone jumps queen!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQPmxDB04Ps
Chess is the internet. I straight up got wiped out by one guy, clobbered another, and am fairly certain I was well on my way to getting checkmated until the other player lost their internet connection,
That kinda sounds like what I already said.
You shut up.
Dad? Is that you?
“lost their internet connection”
VICTORY!!!
Terrible Towel at The Olympics. We’re a virus.
If you Google “anime spanking” it really opens up a vast new world
Once again, skeleton athletes are certifiably insane.
That’s nothing any of us didn’t do when we were younger. If they want to impress me they need to send a couple of 45+ year olds down the track.
something something She blew him something something Money shot.
I love that woman.
Mostly because she looks like my wife.
Of course, I’m talking about the guy in the checked sports coat.
Ski jumping is on! The agony of defeat!
That skier didn’t die, did he?
It’s OK, it was just a coma.
I have to say, I tried those Banquets for the first time last weekend and they were pretty good
Ron Howard voiceover: It was neither creamy, nor chicken.
Why do guys get thrown out of faceoffs?
Cheating. Their stick position wasn’t where it was supposed to be, or, they jumped the gun and moved before the puck was dropped, thus causing their feet to be not set.
Like everything, the refs let the players get away with murder with cheating on the draw, and now that is has become a farce, they’re trying to reel it in.
Usually it’s cause they are trying to crack the code to steal the Declaration of Independence.
Hehehehehe
Snidely Whiplash is leading the ski jump.
Handlebar mustache!
James Woods is in bronze position in Men’s Slopestyle.
Hopefully no one will drop any Reese’s Pieces.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmvLexamrmk
Chelsea Manning started a band?
That’s what is bad about viewing the site on a phone.
He fell line 2
He really is Lester Diamond in real life.
Say what you want, but the new season of Pokemon is pretty good, methinks.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-02-16/police-on-board-carnival-legend-after-violence/9454728
Watching men’s giant slalom. An Austrian is winning, which seems cliche.
Those fences/barricades look like they increase injuries instead of preventing them.
Yeah, didn’t help the one guy’s ACL.
Thank you Penn Quakers. Andy would be mad but you beat Cornell and did it by enough pointz.
found a funny:
I bet I’d be good at bobsled because it involves some of my favorite activities: 1) sitting down 2) cuddling with three of my best friends.
……later ya’ll!
Huggs is absolutely astounded by the officiating.
He’s not the only one.
What about Kisses?
Yes, I laughed.
WVU attempted 2 FTs. Like in the whole game.
But sure, the officiating wasn’t crooked or anything.
Kansas had 30. #Big12Refs
Always bet on Blue (of whatever shade) when Jamie Luckie is in the house.
to be fair you gotta make more than 50% smh
Bill Self? Is that you?
😛
Get him, Huggy!!!!
But try not to have a heart attack.
Damn Canadia-ians!
LOL, can’t read that without the accent in my head.
I watched too much TV as a kid.
That’s so Dax.
fucking idiot don’t know the rules. Teevee box off, see y’all another day.
You talkin’ ’bout the free throw?
I think he kinda panicked.
Watching Live PD, cause I’m bored with the lesser Olympics.
C’mon WVU, stop fucking around!!
Time for a round of “Which President Are They Talking About?”:
“Nailed it!” — John Wilkes Booth
“Dawwwww,, I was hoping it was me.”
-G.W. Bush
get a fucking rebound, assdicks
Why would you rate a movie on a six bottles of piss scale?
God, how I hate Kansas.
-Southern Legislators in 1855
/Ok turns out it was 1854 WHATEVER
Big news this week about nefarious behind the scenes dealings, tampering, cheating, and a flawed but oddly charismatic leader/villain’s fall from grace. Talking of course about Billy Mitchell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=234Y76_3YPE
https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/965009332042596352
Holy shit.
Our president is the first one to benefit so much from false equivalency that he believes his own bullshit
(also he has literally no idea how government works)
I’ve never wanted a Twitter account, and this does nothing to change my opinion.
It is the most pain I’ve ever intentionally put myself through for comedy.
I wish I could continue to be surprised by the man.
Knock off with the fuckery, Cousinfuckers
That Emma Gonzalez speech today. Wow.
just another LIBTARD who HATES are GUNS and TROOPS #2A #MAGA #GunsAreMoarImportantThanYoureKikds
I’m seriously hoping for Greek hookers tonight.
Aren’t they known as call girls if they’re alive? Or is Balls really Craig James?
Laura Ingraham can fuck right off.
Goddammit I was JUST going to say that.
I was railing about her to my kids, who are feigning interest, god love ‘em.
I’m so desperate I’ve just started watching the pregame show for a regular season hockey game.
Needed a Don Cherry fix?
Let’s see:
“Don’t block shots with your stick”
“Canadian players are always the best”
“We’re out of time?”
No, I think I’m good on that front.
I DON’T LIKE ALL THESE U-KAH-RANIANS
Devonte Graham? SUPER overrated.
Foyt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYBGlLfciAc
KU v Huggy Bear is 34-34 at half. COULD IT BE ANY CLOSER?
#FearTehMumu