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Your “There Was Something I Forgot To Say” Saturday Evening Open Thread

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If you are receiving this, it means the blizzard has finally stopped & I can get out of the house. Doing more food deliveries tonight; last week was sadly uneventful, so I’m hoping for something interesting.

Tonight’s sports:

  • Olympics:
    • NBC | 8:00PM – Bobsled, Figure Skating Gala
    • NBCSN
      • 7:00PM – Curling (Women’s Gold Medal Match)
      • 10:30PM – Hockey (Men’s Gold Medal Game)
        • Who fucking cares vs. Big fucking deal
    • CBC
      • 8:00PM – Bobsled, Figure Skating Gala
      • 10:30PM – Hockey (Men’s Gold Medal Game)
    • TSN
      • 7:00PM – Curling (Women’s Gold Medal Match)
  • NHL:
    • Bruins at Leafs – 7:00PM | Sportsnet / NHLN
    • Jets at Stars – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
    • Oilers at Kings – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Thunder at Warriors – 8:30PM | ABC / TSN2
  • NCAA:
    • Gonzaga at BYU – 8:00PM | ESPN2
    • Arizona State at Oregon State – 8:00PM | ESPNU
    • Missouri at Kentucky – 8:15PM | ESPN
    • Long Beach State at Cal State (Fullerton) – 10:00PM | ESPN2
    • Arizona at Oregon – 10:15PM | ESPN
  • UFC:
    • UFC Fight Night: Emmett vs. Stephens – 8:00PM | FOX / TSN5

Spring Training baseball kicks off tomorrow afternoon. Russell Wilson’s playing with the Yankees. WHY WOULD THE ROCKIES TRADE HIM?!

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Senor Weaselo

So who on the team is going to have their medal “stolen” by Putin?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Frank Lentini, owner of 3 legs, 4 feet, 16 toes, and 2 functioning sets of genitals:

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

Hehe, a llamathrust is what I call my… nevermind.

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herodotus450

Also, those percentages are suspicious. To get 71%, there would have (?) to be at least 100 people in total, meaning 29 people have never seen a car before?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The callers are from the US.

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Senor Weaselo

Fun fact, Zebraforce is an African power metal band whose hit song is “Through the Nile and Makgadikgadi.”*

*May not be a fact, nor may it be fun

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herodotus450

Starring Gene Wilder’s forgotten cousin.
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WCS

THIS GAME I CALL IT OPERATION BARBAROSSA: IT WORKED GOOD FOR THE GERMANS EARLIER, BUT THE RUSSIANS EVENTUALLY WON IN OVERTIME

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

The best thing about this is the fact OAR isn’t going to have the Russian flag or anthem played. It’s as if Russia didn’t actually win.

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Wakezilla

Well shit. That was a good game. I hope the ratings are so good, the IOC tells Bettman to fuck off next Olympics.

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herodotus450

Tell that to the 10 Million dollars he just got from Seattle

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Gratliff

Shitty Russians ruined the fun. I just wanted to make fun of Kovalchoke one last time
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Senor Weaselo

Strange the high stick call was such a massive shot in the foot. Normally I’d expect the self-inflicted wound to be a little higher.

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herodotus450

I haven’t seen Germans and Russians so passive with each other since the signing of the Molotov Ribbentrop pact

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Horatio Cornblower

THAT RUSSIAN OT GOAL, I CALL IT THE ‘BUNKER SHOT’ FOR REASONS THAT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS!!!!

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Horatio Cornblower

Germany is trying awfully hard for a team that’s going to win the gold anyway when 2/3 of the Russian team tests positive for ketamine, opiates, vodka, estrogen and three different kinds of horse testosterone supplements.

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Senor Weaselo

Congratulations to Germany in about three weeks?

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Gratliff

Following in the long tradition of getting gold through questionable methods

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Unsurprised

MEIN GOTT!

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Gratliff

I give up trying to post images. It’s been a bunch of bullshit since I stopped using google.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

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Unsurprised

Apparently GIS sucks now because Getty Images (AKA Microsoft) sued the fuck out of them and won.

Bing is what I use to search for porn anyway, so it only seems fair to be the official image search engine of DFO.

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Horatio Cornblower

“The normally cautious German defense”

There’s something you never hear when the Germans go against Russia!

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Gratliff

$$$$$ gets robbed!

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litre_cola

At Good Riddance. Good punk is so much better than shitty punk. Opening bands were brutal.

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Horatio Cornblower

We’re in the 1940’s here, sir; punk won’t even be invented for 30+ years.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

With ice this big they should go to 6 on 6 in overtime instead of 4v4

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Unsurprised

What the Hell is the banner quote about and why isn’t Incognito dead?

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Unsurprised

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Gratliff

I’m so happy that Richie cock fuck shit Incognito is going to get to cry victim at the end of this whole thing

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WCS

Two very valid questions.

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Horatio Cornblower

I saw that when it came out and wholeheartedly endorse it as the banner, at least until the end of this game, when whatever that quote I suggested for the banner should get it.

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Senor Weaselo

There are a lot of bannerworthy quotes from this thread.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

Holy shit, the local ad was just for my favorite local watering hole, and I’m more than a little pissed that they didn’t show me drunkenly standing on the bar with my pants around my ankle and demanding that I be served one more beer while the bartender is crying and telling me, for the 8th time, that the bar closes at 11 on Tuesdays and she just wants to go home.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

“The Germans have made things interesting for themselves…”
Don’t even need to add to that one.

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Gratliff

Both of these teams deserve congratulations. Primarily, for Gary Bettman being an ass.

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Senor Weaselo

Gary Bettman wishes he was a national disgrace.

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Gratliff

Gary Bettman est une honte internationale

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Dr. Leonid Rogozov removes his own appendix, Novolazarevskaya Station, Antarctica, Winter 1961

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herodotus450

This OAR I call them O.A.R. because in a few years I will have a vague memory of why they were famous but won’t really care anymore.

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Unsurprised

Jesus Fucking Christ. The NCAA is the worst.

https://deadspin.com/report-sean-miller-may-be-owed-twice-as-much-by-arizon-1823297415

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Unsurprised

I found a friend for balls

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Horatio Cornblower

Pretty sure I got VD looking at the picture.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

So that’s what the Bear Tax goes towards.

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Unsurprised

You should see the navy.

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herodotus450

This Nikita Gusev I call him Vasily Zaitsev because no one can find him and he is killing the Germans.

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herodotus450

The NHL has GOT to switch to this big ice surface eventually. So much room, so much space for activities.

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