Your “Saturday Evening Post” Combine Weekend Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

In lieu of my usual Saturday-themed musical selection, I present my dogs playing in the snow. The 3.5 year-old female is beating up the 10 month-old puppy.


It must hard for all the players at the Combine to try really hard for 31 teams & then have to shit the bed when they know the Browns are watching.

It gave me cause to think of a really sad drinking game – looking up who the Browns picked in the first round, and then trying to estimate how that players would’ve done on another team, and placing the player the team did take onto the Browns roster. For example, in 2011, the Browns took DT Phil Taylor with the 21st pick, who left the team after his rookie contract concluded, got hurt & hasn’t played since 2015. The Top-5 picks that year were:

  1. Cam Newton – would have been good on the Browns
  2. Von Miller – would have been average
  3. Marcell Dareus – would be out of the league
  4. AJ Green – would be on another team because he could outrun every Browns QB
  5. Julio Jones – as above, but even further

That’s at least three shots & a beer.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Stadium Series:
      • Washington Capitals vs. Toronto Maple Leafs – 8:00PM | NBC / CBC
        • from Navy-Marine Corps Memorial Stadium, Annapolis, Maryland.
    • Senators at Coyotes – 8:00PM | City
    • Rangers at Oilers – 10:30PM | Sportsnet1
  • NBA:
    • Celtics at Rockets – 8:30PM | ABC
  • NCAA:
    • North Carolina at Duke – 8:15PM | ESPN
    • UCLA at Southern California – 10:15PM | ESPN
    • West Coast Basketball Tournament:
      • Gonzaga vs. Loyola Marymount or Portland – 10:00PM | ESPN2
      • St. Mary’s (Cal.) vs. Santa Clara or Pepperdine – 12:00AM | ESPN2
  • UFC:
    • UFC 222 Prefight & Prelims:
      • Cyborg vs. Kunitskaya: From Las Vegas – 7:00PM | FS1 / TSN5
  • MLS:
    • Toronto FC vs. Columbus – 10:00PM | TSN2

Oscars are Sunday night. The esteemed Make It Snow will have the Open Thread. Make sure to catch up on his predictions here. Remember – at the Oscars as in life: THE BEST DEFENCE IS A GOOD OFFENCE!

Beerguyrob
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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

1959 Cadillac Cyclone
Concept Car
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Wakezilla

18 month old Wakezilla-ette has excellent taste in music. This came on the radio and she began rocking out.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gngNfieMJe8

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Wakezilla

A buffet on the Plauffet

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Cassandra Plouffe, AKA Pixie Dust. Apparently you can watch people eat all they can of the Plouffet.

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Unsurprised

I suddenly feel like I need to buy a chainsaw.

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Wakezilla

They seem like they’d be good at yanking things

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Unsurprised

Fuck it. My brother’s friend made this Prince memorial mix and it rules.

https://soundcloud.com/thelatestfashen/purpetual-a-mix-for-prince

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Imma take a nap. I’m drunker than I meant to be.

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I can’t believe this girl married Borat.

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Unsurprised

Well, maybe.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Where’s Ayo when I need him?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Do you have the time?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Did you say “Time”? Ah fuck, even I hate this one now, but you made me….

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Unsurprised

I expected this.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

No, no far worse. This.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Nobody needs Mayo.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I think Imma finally buy that .50 Desert Eagle.
I don’t need it. But it’s really cool.
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herodotus450
herodotus450

I never knew you were a teacher?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh that’s funny as shit.

theeWeeBabySeamus

No melons are safe!!!!!!!

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Unsurprised

Not even these?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Works well anywhere.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, those melons are safe.

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Why not get a .500 S&W instead? My brother likes his.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ve already got too many revolvers.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And if I’m the King of cowards, you’re the Queen of pain…

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Thanks!

Wait, did you mean her?

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Unsurprised

Whichever gets me laid.

theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s the spirit!!!!!

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Unsurprised

This is from The Spirit!

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herodotus450
herodotus450

Of all the “Fort” bands, I guess Fort Minor is hte best.

herodotus450
herodotus450
Gratliff

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Senor Weaselo

Oh solid, Ice [Canadian Redacteds] organist with the Song of Storms.

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herodotus450

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theeWeeBabySeamus

My cat is looking at me all judgemental n junk.
I think she hates Hooters.

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Why did you take your cat to Hooters?

theeWeeBabySeamus

She wanted a little pussy.

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Yours is too big for her?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehehe

herodotus450
herodotus450

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theeWeeBabySeamus

You know Imgur no workie. But here, I’ve got your back….

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herodotus450
herodotus450

with the new google image changes, and the moving target dfo rules, I just “copy image address,” paste, and pray drink.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Understood. Google image changes threw me for a loop too, fwiw.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Happiest song about Meth addiction ever.

Senor Weaselo

That’s what it’s about?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yup.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Doing crystal meth
Will lift you up until you break
It won’t stop
I won’t come down, I keep stock
With a tick-tock rhythm and a bump for the drop
And then I bumped up
I took the hit I was given
Then I bumped again
And then I bumped again

Gratliff

The only songs that aren’t about drugs are the ones with drugs actually in the name

Gratliff

Because those are using the drugs as a metaphor of course

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, I know even tho you guys are coy, you really want to hear this. And FWIW, this happened over 20 years ago…

But as a Baltimore fan who lives about 300 miles south, I often make trips up to see games. This was a trip up to see the Orioles. And even when I expect to be going to a game by myself, I buy three seats. I don’t like being crowded.

So, I’m in Baltimore and after the game on the first night I’m there I end up wanting to drink more. The only place still open is the Hooters Inner Harbor. It’s a weeknight, and it turns out I’m the only one in there that late. With about a half a dozen of the girls still working. One of them and I begin talking and she asks what I do for a living. When I told her I was a Vet, holy shit. Oh I’ve got a doggie, I’ve got a kitty….

No pun intended, but it was like catnip. You could hear the panties drop.

So before I left that night, I invited the one I was talking to the most, and whichever friend she wanted to bring, to the game the next night.

Honestly, I was just fucking around. I didn’t expect anything.

Yet later that night at the Hilton Inner Harbor….well, let’s just say those sheets needed bleaching.

litre_cola

Solid.

theeWeeBabySeamus

O’s lost in extra innings tho.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

They came to your hotel and washed your sheets?

theeWeeBabySeamus

No, but they did toss my salad.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Shit, I shouldn’t have told that.
Meh, fuck it.

Senor Weaselo

What is… your mindset at Hooters? Let’s take Hail, Caesar! for $400.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehe

Senor Weaselo

Day RUINED.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Right?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

RIGHT
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WRONG
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Is it a good night for my Hooters girls threesome story?

No, I guess not.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Were the wings really that good?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Dunno. But the thighs were just fine.

litre_cola

Underrated.

Senor Weaselo

I’ve not gone, but I’ve heard kinda meh things tbh.