In lieu of my usual Saturday-themed musical selection, I present my dogs playing in the snow. The 3.5 year-old female is beating up the 10 month-old puppy.
It must hard for all the players at the Combine to try really hard for 31 teams & then have to shit the bed when they know the Browns are watching.
It gave me cause to think of a really sad drinking game – looking up who the Browns picked in the first round, and then trying to estimate how that players would’ve done on another team, and placing the player the team did take onto the Browns roster. For example, in 2011, the Browns took DT Phil Taylor with the 21st pick, who left the team after his rookie contract concluded, got hurt & hasn’t played since 2015. The Top-5 picks that year were:
- Cam Newton – would have been good on the Browns
- Von Miller – would have been average
- Marcell Dareus – would be out of the league
- AJ Green – would be on another team because he could outrun every Browns QB
- Julio Jones – as above, but even further
That’s at least three shots & a beer.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Stadium Series:
- Washington Capitals vs. Toronto Maple Leafs – 8:00PM | NBC / CBC
- from Navy-Marine Corps Memorial Stadium, Annapolis, Maryland.
- Washington Capitals vs. Toronto Maple Leafs – 8:00PM | NBC / CBC
- Senators at Coyotes – 8:00PM | City
- Rangers at Oilers – 10:30PM | Sportsnet1
- Stadium Series:
- NBA:
- Celtics at Rockets – 8:30PM | ABC
- NCAA:
- North Carolina at Duke – 8:15PM | ESPN
- UCLA at Southern California – 10:15PM | ESPN
- West Coast Basketball Tournament:
- Gonzaga vs. Loyola Marymount or Portland – 10:00PM | ESPN2
- St. Mary’s (Cal.) vs. Santa Clara or Pepperdine – 12:00AM | ESPN2
- UFC:
- UFC 222 Prefight & Prelims:
- Cyborg vs. Kunitskaya: From Las Vegas – 7:00PM | FS1 / TSN5
- UFC 222 Prefight & Prelims:
- MLS:
- Toronto FC vs. Columbus – 10:00PM | TSN2
Oscars are Sunday night. The esteemed Make It Snow will have the Open Thread. Make sure to catch up on his predictions here. Remember – at the Oscars as in life: THE BEST DEFENCE IS A GOOD OFFENCE!
Wow. All you buttholes turned in early I guess.
Buncha pussies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77pb0WXAz-Q
If I had even one pussy I would have left already.
Yep, I feel ya. But in a totally not gay way.
You’re the one who brought up buttholes first.
Hehehe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivu2ktfompc
Now I’m just in the mood to watch Io Shirai shit. WWE pulled one of its more ridiculous moves offering her a contract, holding off on debuting her until she dealt with a neck issue found during the initial physical, and then rescinding the offer just as she was getting cleared to perform by WWE doctors. Suppose they figure they have enough joshi goodness with Asuka and Kairi Sane, but moar is better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OniONrJPN4A
I’d be willing to be the judge (translation: meat in the sandwich) between her and Alexa.
God bless Alexa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW6E_TNgCsY
Or in its in-ring product, really
Stardom is not one for subtlety in its marketing attempts
Assorted blonde and Asian girls, huh?
/tries to act nonchalant
Wish I were a trump cabinet pick because I’d so be flying first class to Vegas for the pac-12 tournament on the taxpayer dime.
Thank you Okie St, UTSA and (gag) Duke.
Fuck you Wazzu, as per usual. You fuckers are useless as always. Could have netted me another $600 if you weren’t a bunch of retards with Downs syndrome.
But still…..a net of $800 and change today in the Gamblor.
Now I’m cashing out my $1,900 and change until next footedball season.
My apologies for calling Wazzu a bunch of retards with Downs syndrome.
It gives retards with Downs syndrome a bad name.
Fuck you, Wazzu.
Fuck Grayson Allen.
With Roy Williams flaccid dick.
I second that emotion.
I thought everyone was dead
I’m bored, and we Io Shirai came up earlier, so let’s do some joshi glamour shots
Hrm. That came out way lower res than the thumbnail appeared to be. Here’s one of her with Mayu Iwatani back in the day.
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FFS toronto. Of all the times to be shit.
Conrad Hall, ASC
This guy shot about a thousand awesome movies.
I heard the real Military Stadium Series game was played earlier in a closed session FISA stadium and this game is just a dramatic reenactment..
I am really goddamned drunk, think I shall take a walk
http://i903.photobucket.com/albums/ac232/drdoolittle/Icons%20Animated/thAfbeelding9871.gif
Newton would have survived 2 and a 1/3rd seasons before being physically destroyed by the Browns.
Laying on the field injured, the fans cheer for the white backup to come in.
Which McCown would that have been? Sparky?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPD8Ja64mRU
So I did a nice bong hit, just right, and went on a 5 mile walk around my neighborhood. There’s some hills, some flat spots, some houses, some stores, some parkland, some water. And you know what? It was frikkin’ awesome. I don’t know why I don’t do this all the time. Now, I think I shall smoke some more drugs; yes, I think I shall.
Great minds of the NHL:
“What do people love even MORE than hockey? That’s right, percussion only instrumental marching songs! J.P. Sousa sold millions of so-called “albums” last year. Let’s pair that with our national spotlight game.”
Sousa music? Well I’ll be, I had better strap an onion to my belt and grab a couple bees.
We’ve somehow achieved international jingoism
So this rumor about Jarvis Landry to the Bears for Jordan Howard: unless the dolphins are picking up some of Landry’s salary, no thanks.
I don’t like that idea at all unless they think Cohen can carry the load all by himself. He’ll end up dead by week 8.
This song sounds like if Stripes had more Canadians in it
this cuts me in half every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7iLERCEznI
Chris Berman was at the dirt Niners game today. He wore a uniform, sat in the dugout and joined the handshake line.
Hang in, Sea Wolves!
I haven’t seen Washington retaliate against Toronto like this since 1812.
/No need to check the game score to see if that actually makes sense, just chuckle softly and move on
found a funny:
i wear glasses because i really love windows but can’t take them with me.
Hey, another of Hippo’s sides is choking.
I would say U*NC is playing like gaping pussies, but it would be offensive to gaping pussies.
Enjoyable on multiple levels:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TTPGAy5H_E
Jesus fuck. It’s Blades of Steel quality unis
How pissed is Ovechkin that he doesn’t have a gold medal?
After all these years with Washington, you think he’d be used to it
hey-oh!!!
Goes in the History book as not Russia and Russia’ s anthem wasn’t played. He’s fine
Roller Disco time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBzrzS1Ag_g
Duke-UNC, for me, is the apotheosis* of a Meteor Game.
*looked it up after reading the word in a Stephen King novel and try to use is every chance I get. Which is once every 4-5 years.
Took all of you guys’ advice. I walked eighteen holes with a flask of Buffalo Trace and had Metallica blasting on the little Puma speaker I’ve got hanging off my push cart. Went 1-8 on birdie putts inside of ten feet. If I can get that shit figured out, it’s gonna be a very good season indeed. Finished just as the first snowflakes started blowing around. Did I miss much with the combine?
Can’t let the conditions bother you. Just focus.
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That kind of heat would’ve been nice. I can’t feel my face or my fingers right now.
Yeah, but no one could breathe.
Blax, how is it when I bet against you, ALWAYS you pull it out, now on the precipice of losing to FUCKING CAL at home? They lost to Wazzu at home, ya know…
This team sucks. I’ve been saying it all year, the Pac-12 deserves to put zero teams in the tournament.
That said, UA won’t lose this game.
After the stuff with ESPN this week, they do kind of have a “fuck everybody” kind of swagger going for them though. Miller’s press conference the other day was kind of gangster.
Yeah but, at the end of the day, they don’t play D, still have issues with the zone, and have yet to play a complete game.
I also bet on the Holes. $187, which is what I would want to do to that entire program. But this is always a tossup game, and ML was +310.
Who are the Holes? I need a goddamn glossary to keep up with your nicknames.
U*NC. Tarholes, you see. Like a buttttt
my possible salvation from total crash and burn, GAMBLOR-wise? Fucking Stony Brook. Up 11 at Albany in the America East quarters. Come on, Boys!
Go Sea Wolves!
a wolf of another feather still a goddamn wolf!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1-xRk6llh4
What’d you get them at? I see +405. BOOM! Another 3!
+403! I been cheated LMAO
Stadium Series jerseys on both teams look pretty sweet.
Thanks for the reminder!
/switches over
11-7 with this personnel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4FApt6z55c
nicely done, Shitty Wolves ™!
Arkansas went with their “stealth bomber” unis I see?
Shoulda been Mizzou
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiteman_Air_Force_Base
Good angry song. I share with teh peoples.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSEYGsk6KTM
Anyone else “enjoying” Cal/Arizona?
ppl forget Anti Niemi won a Stanley Cup.
Guy from NC State shooting free throws is doing all right, considering he’s a transfer from Baylor and probably has PTSD.
he’s an absolute lunatic
Wooo dogs love snow!
Hey that’s some awesome Steadicam work on the dog video!
Pretty spiffy landscaping, too.
Time for my Shitty Wolves ™ to lose and put the bow on this shitburger of a weekend. I have now added wine to the mix.
It’s, um, it’s Saturday.
I’m trying to be heart attack-optimistic
Wow, if this is a shitburger of a weekend you’re still smack dab in the middle of the patty. You still got a lotta shit to eat. Dang, man. I’ll try to cheer you up with some pictures of old obsolete engines.
that’s good engineering hustle!