Your “Saturday Evening Post” Combine Weekend Open Thread

In lieu of my usual Saturday-themed musical selection, I present my dogs playing in the snow. The 3.5 year-old female is beating up the 10 month-old puppy.


It must hard for all the players at the Combine to try really hard for 31 teams & then have to shit the bed when they know the Browns are watching.

It gave me cause to think of a really sad drinking game – looking up who the Browns picked in the first round, and then trying to estimate how that players would’ve done on another team, and placing the player the team did take onto the Browns roster. For example, in 2011, the Browns took DT Phil Taylor with the 21st pick, who left the team after his rookie contract concluded, got hurt & hasn’t played since 2015. The Top-5 picks that year were:

  1. Cam Newton – would have been good on the Browns
  2. Von Miller – would have been average
  3. Marcell Dareus – would be out of the league
  4. AJ Green – would be on another team because he could outrun every Browns QB
  5. Julio Jones – as above, but even further

That’s at least three shots & a beer.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Stadium Series:
      • Washington Capitals vs. Toronto Maple Leafs – 8:00PM | NBC / CBC
        • from Navy-Marine Corps Memorial Stadium, Annapolis, Maryland.
    • Senators at Coyotes – 8:00PM | City
    • Rangers at Oilers – 10:30PM | Sportsnet1
  • NBA:
    • Celtics at Rockets – 8:30PM | ABC
  • NCAA:
    • North Carolina at Duke – 8:15PM | ESPN
    • UCLA at Southern California – 10:15PM | ESPN
    • West Coast Basketball Tournament:
      • Gonzaga vs. Loyola Marymount or Portland – 10:00PM | ESPN2
      • St. Mary’s (Cal.) vs. Santa Clara or Pepperdine – 12:00AM | ESPN2
  • UFC:
    • UFC 222 Prefight & Prelims:
      • Cyborg vs. Kunitskaya: From Las Vegas – 7:00PM | FS1 / TSN5
  • MLS:
    • Toronto FC vs. Columbus – 10:00PM | TSN2

Oscars are Sunday night. The esteemed Make It Snow will have the Open Thread. Make sure to catch up on his predictions here. Remember – at the Oscars as in life: THE BEST DEFENCE IS A GOOD OFFENCE!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Wow. All you buttholes turned in early I guess.
Buncha pussies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77pb0WXAz-Q

herodotus450

If I had even one pussy I would have left already.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yep, I feel ya. But in a totally not gay way.

herodotus450

You’re the one who brought up buttholes first.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehe

Gratliff

Now I’m just in the mood to watch Io Shirai shit. WWE pulled one of its more ridiculous moves offering her a contract, holding off on debuting her until she dealt with a neck issue found during the initial physical, and then rescinding the offer just as she was getting cleared to perform by WWE doctors. Suppose they figure they have enough joshi goodness with Asuka and Kairi Sane, but moar is better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OniONrJPN4A

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’d be willing to be the judge (translation: meat in the sandwich) between her and Alexa.
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Col. Duke LaCross

God bless Alexa.

Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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Gratliff

Or in its in-ring product, really
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Gratliff

Stardom is not one for subtlety in its marketing attempts
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Assorted blonde and Asian girls, huh?

/tries to act nonchalant

blaxabbath

Wish I were a trump cabinet pick because I’d so be flying first class to Vegas for the pac-12 tournament on the taxpayer dime.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Thank you Okie St, UTSA and (gag) Duke.
Fuck you Wazzu, as per usual. You fuckers are useless as always. Could have netted me another $600 if you weren’t a bunch of retards with Downs syndrome.

But still…..a net of $800 and change today in the Gamblor.

Now I’m cashing out my $1,900 and change until next footedball season.

theeWeeBabySeamus

My apologies for calling Wazzu a bunch of retards with Downs syndrome.
It gives retards with Downs syndrome a bad name.

Fuck you, Wazzu.

Col. Duke LaCross

Fuck Grayson Allen.

Mr. Ayo

With Roy Williams flaccid dick.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I second that emotion.

Brick Meathook

I thought everyone was dead
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Gratliff

I’m bored, and we Io Shirai came up earlier, so let’s do some joshi glamour shots

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Gratliff

Hrm. That came out way lower res than the thumbnail appeared to be. Here’s one of her with Mayu Iwatani back in the day.

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Brick Meathook

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Gratliff

FFS toronto. Of all the times to be shit.

Brick Meathook

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Conrad Hall, ASC
This guy shot about a thousand awesome movies.

herodotus450

I heard the real Military Stadium Series game was played earlier in a closed session FISA stadium and this game is just a dramatic reenactment..

King Hippo

I am really goddamned drunk, think I shall take a walk

JustStopDude

Newton would have survived 2 and a 1/3rd seasons before being physically destroyed by the Browns.

Laying on the field injured, the fans cheer for the white backup to come in.

WCS

Which McCown would that have been? Sparky?

Brick Meathook

So I did a nice bong hit, just right, and went on a 5 mile walk around my neighborhood. There’s some hills, some flat spots, some houses, some stores, some parkland, some water. And you know what? It was frikkin’ awesome. I don’t know why I don’t do this all the time. Now, I think I shall smoke some more drugs; yes, I think I shall.

herodotus450

Great minds of the NHL:
“What do people love even MORE than hockey? That’s right, percussion only instrumental marching songs! J.P. Sousa sold millions of so-called “albums” last year. Let’s pair that with our national spotlight game.”

litre_cola

Sousa music? Well I’ll be, I had better strap an onion to my belt and grab a couple bees.

Gratliff

We’ve somehow achieved international jingoism

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So this rumor about Jarvis Landry to the Bears for Jordan Howard: unless the dolphins are picking up some of Landry’s salary, no thanks.

Col. Duke LaCross

I don’t like that idea at all unless they think Cohen can carry the load all by himself. He’ll end up dead by week 8.

Gratliff

This song sounds like if Stripes had more Canadians in it

King Hippo

this cuts me in half every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7iLERCEznI

litre_cola

Chris Berman was at the dirt Niners game today. He wore a uniform, sat in the dugout and joined the handshake line.

King Hippo

Hang in, Sea Wolves!

herodotus450

I haven’t seen Washington retaliate against Toronto like this since 1812.
/No need to check the game score to see if that actually makes sense, just chuckle softly and move on

rockingdog

found a funny:

i wear glasses because i really love windows but can’t take them with me.

King Hippo

Hey, another of Hippo’s sides is choking.

King Hippo

I would say U*NC is playing like gaping pussies, but it would be offensive to gaping pussies.

King Hippo

Enjoyable on multiple levels:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TTPGAy5H_E

Gratliff

Jesus fuck. It’s Blades of Steel quality unis

Horatio Cornblower

How pissed is Ovechkin that he doesn’t have a gold medal?

Gratliff

After all these years with Washington, you think he’d be used to it

King Hippo

hey-oh!!!

Wakezilla

Goes in the History book as not Russia and Russia’ s anthem wasn’t played. He’s fine

King Hippo
Horatio Cornblower

Duke-UNC, for me, is the apotheosis* of a Meteor Game.

*looked it up after reading the word in a Stephen King novel and try to use is every chance I get. Which is once every 4-5 years.

Col. Duke LaCross

Took all of you guys’ advice. I walked eighteen holes with a flask of Buffalo Trace and had Metallica blasting on the little Puma speaker I’ve got hanging off my push cart. Went 1-8 on birdie putts inside of ten feet. If I can get that shit figured out, it’s gonna be a very good season indeed. Finished just as the first snowflakes started blowing around. Did I miss much with the combine?

blaxabbath

Can’t let the conditions bother you. Just focus.

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Col. Duke LaCross

That kind of heat would’ve been nice. I can’t feel my face or my fingers right now.

Unsurprised

Yeah, but no one could breathe.

King Hippo

Blax, how is it when I bet against you, ALWAYS you pull it out, now on the precipice of losing to FUCKING CAL at home? They lost to Wazzu at home, ya know…

blaxabbath

This team sucks. I’ve been saying it all year, the Pac-12 deserves to put zero teams in the tournament.

That said, UA won’t lose this game.

Col. Duke LaCross

After the stuff with ESPN this week, they do kind of have a “fuck everybody” kind of swagger going for them though. Miller’s press conference the other day was kind of gangster.

blaxabbath

Yeah but, at the end of the day, they don’t play D, still have issues with the zone, and have yet to play a complete game.

King Hippo

I also bet on the Holes. $187, which is what I would want to do to that entire program. But this is always a tossup game, and ML was +310.

Fronkenshteen

Who are the Holes? I need a goddamn glossary to keep up with your nicknames.

King Hippo

U*NC. Tarholes, you see. Like a buttttt

King Hippo

my possible salvation from total crash and burn, GAMBLOR-wise? Fucking Stony Brook. Up 11 at Albany in the America East quarters. Come on, Boys!

Fronkenshteen

Go Sea Wolves!
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King Hippo

a wolf of another feather still a goddamn wolf!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1-xRk6llh4

Fronkenshteen

What’d you get them at? I see +405. BOOM! Another 3!

King Hippo

+403! I been cheated LMAO

Fronkenshteen

Thanks for the reminder!
/switches over

King Hippo
King Hippo

nicely done, Shitty Wolves ™!

Fronkenshteen

Arkansas went with their “stealth bomber” unis I see?

herodotus450
King Hippo

Good angry song. I share with teh peoples.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSEYGsk6KTM

blaxabbath

Anyone else “enjoying” Cal/Arizona?

herodotus450

ppl forget Anti Niemi won a Stanley Cup.

Horatio Cornblower

Guy from NC State shooting free throws is doing all right, considering he’s a transfer from Baylor and probably has PTSD.

King Hippo

he’s an absolute lunatic

rockingdog

Wooo dogs love snow!

Brick Meathook

Hey that’s some awesome Steadicam work on the dog video!

Horatio Cornblower

Pretty spiffy landscaping, too.

Brick Meathook

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King Hippo

Time for my Shitty Wolves ™ to lose and put the bow on this shitburger of a weekend. I have now added wine to the mix.

Horatio Cornblower

It’s, um, it’s Saturday.

King Hippo

I’m trying to be heart attack-optimistic

Brick Meathook

Wow, if this is a shitburger of a weekend you’re still smack dab in the middle of the patty. You still got a lotta shit to eat. Dang, man. I’ll try to cheer you up with some pictures of old obsolete engines.

Brick Meathook

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King Hippo

that’s good engineering hustle!