Time to get all liquored/pilled up and go back into heavy channel flip mode. Talk about timing, huh?
#8(MW) Seton Hall (+4.5, +175) v. #1(MW) Kansas (7:10, TBS)
Whoa, what up with this line? HIPPO SMELL TRAP. This game is in the state of fucking Kansas, remember. Yeah, I know The Hall beat the tar shit out of mah Shitty Wolves ™ – but really, that just means they are capable of watching film. Still, I ain’t bet this either way.
#5(W) Ohio State (+3.5, +155) v. #4(W) Gonzaga (7:45, CBS)
Both these bunches of overrated cumstains should have lost in the first round, and we would be talking Spartans/Jackrabbits. Wouldn’t that be a vast improvement? Instead, you get one more night being reminded that Dan Dakich somehow, someway bred. Go Zags (spits on ground).
#6(E) Florida (+1.5, +110) v. #3(E) Texas Tech (8:40, TNT)
Another matchup that chaps my ass. Neither really much belongs here, but the Bonnies didn’t show up, and Steve Austin caught some rough breaks (and shite calls) late. They are pretty much the same side, and the line reflects same. Perhaps they will manage to entertain us? Anyway, I like Guns Up!! from a cheer talent perspective.
#6(W) Houston (+3, +145) v. #3(W) Michigan (9:40, TBS)
Here is your real showdown of at least the night session, probably the entire Saturday slate. Winner gets the pleasure of whipping U*NC’s ass next week, and meeting Xavier in a magnificent regional final. Methinks JV Yoooooooouston gets it done, and I’m sure Al Michaels was just as offended not to get better odds on our moneys here. C’mon, Meeeechigan is s’posed to be a public team, FFS!
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The wedding scene from “Little Murders” with Donald Sutherland in full Eightball mode.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7kCrrjp2epY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=opBe5z0qwRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF77Y1JLScc
Fuck you all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZhfFXEMMI4
Magary is RTing people discussing their grandfathers like old people aren’t universally awful.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BGLGzRXY5Bw
Imagine how bad it would have been if she was pretty.
HI-YOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=10&v=NCImy5YTzDg
That Loyola nun is going to be revealed to be a member of the KKK within six months, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=gGZLELC9RCs
Not sure if you all already got there, but if you’re looking for who the lovely lady next to Elvin Hayes tonight was…
https://www.instagram.com/lainiefritz/
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
She seems friendly.
What an introvert