I am about ready to go back to work at this point. See any typos below? Eat shit.
#5(MW) Clemson (+1, +105) v. #4(MW) Auburn (7:10, TBS)
Speaking of great football games…still, at least the ACC’s Tigers can hoop it up pretty good. I think they have a shot against Kansas, too. Not that I advise putting stock in anything I say.
#16(S) Maryland-Baltimore County (+10.5, +435) v. #9(S) Kansas State (7:45, truTV)
How dare they bump our erstwhile heroes to the nether regions of truTV! They’re gonna win again tonight, too.
#9(W) Florida State (+5.5, +214) v. #1(W) Xavier (8:40, TNT)
For the Jesuit wet dream (that won’t get you on a registry) to happen in the Sweet Sixteen, X has to get past Scowlin’ Leonard and his deep, athletic horde first.
#13(E) Marshall (+12.5, +613) v. #5(E) West By God Virginia (9:40, TBS)
The last wild-ass, dumb-ass prediction you have to hear out of my stupid index fingers is that #WeAreBlackLungCumstains will indeed knock off their hated “snob” kissin’ cousins to advance to the Sweet Sixteen. Marshall is too hot, and playing too loose and fast for an inconsistent WVU squad to handle right now. BUHLEE DAT!
– Alternate timeline Blair Walsh
looks like sleepy time after Xavier finishes off the Noles
Line on that one was -6.5. I still can’t decide if I’m happy or sad I laid off X -6.5. I guess I’ll watch long enough to figure it out.
Plus, Leonard Hamilton scowls always makes me giggle.
Getting happier.
Even happier now.
I took FSU +5.5.
YOU THINK YA BETTAH THAN ME??????
I mean, good fookin’ pick.
Evevin’ bitches.
congrats on ruining my dreams. Daggum Track Suits
Yeah, what he said.
Punishment for picking the Stumbling Turd.
That ain’t no flagrant, snowflaeks.
Get on with it.
Fat Dan Scavino the traitor’s wife files for divorce,
He says well this’ll eat up a year of my life,
And then there’s all that weight to be lost,
She says collusion’s on me, I say collusion’s on her…
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-aide-dan-scavino-divorce_us_5aaef507e4b0c33361b1bdcb
Cuse +11.5 v. Duke. Not touching that.
“11 and a half? Mmm…yeah, I guess I’m not touching that either. It was close, though.” – Roy Moore
plus side, since I won’t need my backup funds for protecting Marshall’s “lead” I can bet on my beloved USF Dons in the CBI!!
Hehehehehe
Awww…Marshall live ML finally jumped. +600.
+950 now. That’s worth another $75 risk methinks.
I mean, why not. But body language is bad, I have given up and started watching FSU
Had to do it. Looking wrong at this point, but I really wanted that 3k weekend. Doh.
To be clear, I did NOT do the +1600.
I did do the +950 for $75.
It’s +1600 now btw.
LMFAO.
No, I’m not gonna do it.
Clemson opens as only 4-pt dog against Kansas. I would like MOAR from a GAMBLOR perspective. But, RESPEK to the Tiggers! One more win gives them their best performance in ever.
After what they did tonight, I don’t see that line getting bigger, if that’s what you mean.
Not sure they hang with KU and cover it tho. I just still can’t trust anything in a Clemson Basketball Uniform to not fuck up eventually.
You know, kinda like NC State.
I may only have funds to bet Kenfucky in the next round. Loyola ain’t enough value, and that’s just a heart bet anyway.
What will be interesting is whenever I give drive training, I go over my background. I don’t think I will having the “UMBC is not College Park” bit anymore.
And….our coach has just been poached by an ACC team…
Goddamn it.
Pitt?
watching the Marshall/WV game. When do i set my couch on fire? Before halftime?
Friend’s idiot father on Facebook
“HA! Where is UMBC now?”
Me – “Going home to celebrate a historic run that will talked about for decades to come”
everything sucks again and Marshall needs a timeout
Gentrification in action.
Seriously, though. I would give the dog a medal if it just bit that little fucker in half.
Our dean is out of the floor leading the student section in cheers.
That was as much fun as I could have hoped for.
UMBC has nothing to be ashamed of. They proved Virginia is for Losers
They made history. UMBC still has a lot to be proud of.
at least they didn’t lose the cover (which I stupidly didn’t bet).
I will still be strutting around like I got my cock out at work tomorrow.
Fucking Va Tech and Virginia sure as shit did nothing this tournament!
AMERICAN EAST BABY!!!
KState was fouling like crazy and no whistles. But I doubt UMBC could hear them.
that was the whole game
It’s Kansas. They were hoping the free market would sort it out.
Played their hearts out…
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS GAME???????
BANANACAKES!
Marshall is going to win.
I think so too, but was really hoping to sweep the evening and hit the 3k weekend. But I’m assured of just under 2K thanks to Nevada, so fuck it.
Jesus the officials will not call anything on KS…
Gotta admit that was perrty follow. Didn’t help Gamblor for me, but it was perrty.
I will bet Kenfucky as heavy as possible against these worthless shitstains.
I have a friend from the military, who’s old man is flipping out on me for razing his son about UNC losing. So now he is spamming me shit about UMBC going to lose.
Neither his old man or my friend ever went to college.
They are from Florida. I cannot fathom how both are UNC fans.
He is not responding well to my wit or the fact that if UMBC loses this game, I am not heart broken for my school creating sports history.
that explains EXACTLY why they are U*NC fans
Beat me to it.
probably like one of the Florida schools in JV NFL, though.
Or Notre Dame.
Switched to the Marshall game, gonna stay there. I hope Kenfucky beats you bloody, K State. Resorting to flops against UMBC. Just FUCK YOU.
Good timeout.
That strip sack monster dunk don’ slapped that dog down.
Holy shit that was a nice strip.
Why you looking at ASU students?
Hitting the porn early, eh?
Watching UMBC struggle to score is getting tough to watch.
No one scores at UMBC…its kind of a dork school…
How long has Bunny from The Wire been coaching Florida State?
OK UMBC…you’re gonna have to be less stupid if you wanna win this.
WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY??????????
that was a pure dive
Oh of course it was.
2 missed FTs, KState tightens up moar plz k thx.
Come on Doggies!
– Ryan Shazier, trying to wiggle his feet
“Keep wiggling them and I will!”
-Rex Ryan
“I wanna be a cowboy, baby!”
ridiculous charge call against FSU
KState’s in trouble.
They don’t fully realize it yet. And hopefully they won’t.
Only watching X/FSU, every time I watch Team Good Boy, fucking K State scores.
forgot how much I like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TTPGAy5H_E
ML on Marshall up to +700. Another $100 from my Clemson payout, still have $212 in the kitty (even if I get squat from UMBC) to insurance bet any working margin by the Herd. LET’S MAKE MONEYS and get WCS mad at me!
My guys dropped theirs to +525 just a little bit ago. Weird.
Glad I got the +550.
Um, Tracy? About Puerto Rico being Maura’s “home country”…
“Is it one of those s-hole ones I’ve heard about?”
-Anonymous, Washington DC
Puerto Rico is neither a sovereign country nor a full-fledged U.S. state. It’s like Canada.
Son of Clem put its white guys in.
Honkey Line Change Woo…..?
/they only had 3 total
K.J. Maura is like a bad rash…the fucking kid plays ten times his size…
Just hangin’ around.
(cue Aaron Hernandez jokes)
KState gon’ start to tighten up and do dumb shit soon.
Hey guys, I have idea. Let’s drive to Manhattan, KS and burn that motherfucker to the ground.
You mean all of Kansas, right?
Quantrill’s Raiders already took care of Lawrence.
I didn’t know they were hackers, too.
I think Tracy Wolfson’s nickname here should be Assistant Principal Hoargarth.
She looks familiar.
I’m saying India Summer should play her in the porn parody.