I am about ready to go back to work at this point. See any typos below? Eat shit.
#5(MW) Clemson (+1, +105) v. #4(MW) Auburn (7:10, TBS)
Speaking of great football games…still, at least the ACC’s Tigers can hoop it up pretty good. I think they have a shot against Kansas, too. Not that I advise putting stock in anything I say.
#16(S) Maryland-Baltimore County (+10.5, +435) v. #9(S) Kansas State (7:45, truTV)
How dare they bump our erstwhile heroes to the nether regions of truTV! They’re gonna win again tonight, too.
#9(W) Florida State (+5.5, +214) v. #1(W) Xavier (8:40, TNT)
For the Jesuit wet dream (that won’t get you on a registry) to happen in the Sweet Sixteen, X has to get past Scowlin’ Leonard and his deep, athletic horde first.
#13(E) Marshall (+12.5, +613) v. #5(E) West By God Virginia (9:40, TBS)
The last wild-ass, dumb-ass prediction you have to hear out of my stupid index fingers is that #WeAreBlackLungCumstains will indeed knock off their hated “snob” kissin’ cousins to advance to the Sweet Sixteen. Marshall is too hot, and playing too loose and fast for an inconsistent WVU squad to handle right now. BUHLEE DAT!
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