Your Sunday Funday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

A reminder from your friendly neighbourhood Beerguy – US taxes have to be filed by Monday at midnight.

Meanwhile, the Ministry of Education audit that sidelined me for two days last week passed without much of a hitch. The auditors themselves had those genial, shark-toothed smiles that you stay wary of, and I followed the Board’s three key guidelines:

  1. Stick to the facts.
  2. Try to reign in the boisterous parts of my personality. (“Try not to be so-much you”.)

It’s like they’ve met me or something.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Jets at Wild – 7:00PM | USA / Sportsnet
    • Blue Jackets at Capitals – 7:30PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet360
    • Vegas at Kings – 10:30PM | NBCSN / CBC
  • NBA:
    • Jazz at Thunder – 6:30PM | TNT / TSN
    • Timberwolves at Rockets – 9:00PM | TNT / TSN
  • MLB:
    • Blue Jays at Indians – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
    • Rangers at Astros – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN2

Just remember – we’re four days from NFL schedule release, and 11 days from the Draft. IT’S SLOWLY HAPPENING PEOPLE!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

My Uber driver informs me tonight’s incremental airport traffic was courtesy of a bomb threat drill/training exercise. Fun and smart planning on a Sunday night.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Still SEXY even after the explosion.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Horario, I assume you’re long since asleep but finally saw your comment. Glad you liked the noob; Odd13 makes some great fucking beer.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Bannister breaks another record

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Splinter!

WCS
Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Damn yoots

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Wow LAX eats even more balls on Sunday night.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I haven’t seen a king give it up this much since Charles II

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

HI-YOOOOOOOOOOOO

WCS

Whoooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa shit, Vegas.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

BEAT L.A.! BEAT L.A.!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

I’ve watched more hockey today than I have all season combined: 2.5 games viewed today versus 1 game viewed previously (yesterday).

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I never realized Wil E. Coyote was Turkish.

WCS

Vegas ties it up.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Still won’t work on this side.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

To be fair I have been tied up in Vegas.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Alright, I’m fully onboard the Vegas bandwagon.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Same here, but only because it passes by In & Out Burger every few blocks.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WCS

Unsurprised’s gone apeshit, man.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Gone?

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

‘s?

Spur
Spur

oh shit, Fast & Furious: Tokyo Drift is on IFC. one of my favorite movies to hate watch.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The last time I got high I watched that movie. I had no idea what was going on.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I don’t think it was getting high that caused that.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It was probably both.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

OK, so the pilot is running to a plane that is still is undergoing maintenance; it is clearly a wooden aircraft carrier deck yet the pilot was driven to his plane in a jeep that obviously drift-skid into that parking spot. Beautiful craftsmanship though.
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Plus the mechanic strikes the same sparkplug in succession and produces two clearly different tones.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

That too. It totally destroyed the illusion for me.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Anybody who can steal a U.S. Army jeep and get a hungover Navy pilot onto the deck of a carrier is A-OKAY in my book.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur
Spur

Playoff Harden, Paul and D’Antoni is gonna happen. maybe not this series but it’s gonna happen this year.

Spur
Spur

Houston meltdown???????????????

Spur
Spur
Spur
Spur

Fucking Wiggins. You are not the leader, pass the ball to KAT or Jimmy.

Spur
Spur

I saw Rampage on Saturday. The Rock can make anything watchable.

Gratliff

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Spur
Spur

Karl Urban was the lead, says right there.

Gratliff

Doesn’t even get the feature spot on the poster art. Moar like Kuck Urban

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

“You know what I like best about hockey? It’s the way they crack each other’s skulls open.”

– Mother Teresa of Calcutta, in 1974

Gratliff

Weird that they reviewed it for that long only for the ref to announce that they just wanted to make sure all the Capitals fans missed the last Metro.

— Down Goes Brown (@DownGoesBrown) April 16, 2018

SonOfSpam

Kings with a lead!

All we gotta do is hold this lead, win Tuesday, win Thursday, win Saturday, then things look good.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Mission Accomplished!

SonOfSpam

To be fair, that would apply more to the Kings than Dubya or Trump.

WCS

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Spur
Spur

why don’t the wolves have KAT in the post or PnR?????? It boggles the mind.

Fronkenshteen

Offsides?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Nope

Spur
Spur

Folks

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Harden just decided to put this game away.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

#LOLCAPS

Gratliff

lol caps

Gratliff

Wrestling Twitter is a lot of fun tonight

do you think john left his hat and wristbands in nikki's bed after the last time they fucked as a show of respect

— chris (@ChrisDGibbons) April 16, 2018

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Gratliff

Getting impatient waiting to make my “lol caps” comment

Fronkenshteen

You bet Vegas tonight hippo?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Anybody watchin’ Comey? You’d think I’d be, but I’m not. I’m watching a surprisingly competitive Twolves Rockets game.

SonOfSpam

I don’t feel like there’s anything new here…and if there is, we’ll hear about it.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

REAL QUESTION: When a hockey player drops his stick, why don’t they just go pick it up? That never happens. Is there some rule?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Ever try to pick up a flat stick off flat ice while wearing gloves?

Me neither.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

They should attach them to their wrists with a piece of string like samurais do with their katanas.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Although it’s possible that’s not actually a thing because the only time I’ve seen it was in Ninja Scroll.

herodotus450
herodotus450

And three year olds with mittens.

WCS

If it’s broken, and it’s touched, it’s a penalty.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Seriously Caps, pull Grubauer and get aggressive. If you die that way so be it. But enough of this passive bullshit.

DO SOMETHING.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Settle down, Mr. King

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ha, that’s pretty funny.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Fucking overtime. Motherfuckers.

Trotz can die in the same shallow grave as Showalter.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well fuck Caps….pull Grubauer and do a full PP overdrive type of shit.

Oh…nevermind. That works too.

King Hippo

godfuckingdamnit

King Hippo

tOSU is trying super hard to give this’un away

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

John Tortorella is a disgrace. I blame him.

King Hippo

wow, that’s a shit call

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

I’ve had the Caps game on since it started and have been listening to it while I’ve been working and cleaning and stuff.

When the fuck did Columbus score 4 goals?

King Hippo

when I asked GAMBLOR very, very nicely

theeWeeBabySeamus

I think my tornadoes helped too.

Meh.