Your Generic, Middle-aged Man Sunday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

I don’t know about where you live, but in Vancouver it appear summer may finally be around the corner. It’s only raining once per week, and they’ve introduced stage-1 water restrictions – two days/week sprinkling – in order to try and milk the now-full reservoirs through the increasingly dry summers. Our politicians kept referencing the drought in Capetown as a reason to be vigilant, as if the earthquake won’t get us first.

As long as they don’t shut down the breweries, I’ll be fine.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Washington at Tampa Bay – 8:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
  • MLB:
    • Nationals at Diamondbacks – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN
  • MLS:
    • Orlando vs. Atlanta | FS1 / TSN2
    • LA vs. NY – 8:30PM | FS1 / TSN2
  • NCAA
    • Men’s lacrosse – Cornell at Syracuse – 7:15PM | ESPNU

It’s a holiday weekend next week in Canada – Victoria Day – so you’ll have some guest presenters over those three days. BE POLITE!

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

United airlines can still suck it

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Fronkenshteen
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Fronkenshteen

In an even more bizarre twist, last week, rapper and actor Ice Cube filed a $1.2 billion lawsuit along with his business partner Jeff Kwatinetz claiming Qatari officials as well as Al-Rumaihi attempted to use funds in a basketball league to score access to Trump officials, including Steve Bannon.

“Mr Al-Rumaihi requested I set up a meeting between him, the Qatari government, and Stephen Bannon, and to tell Steve Bannon that Qatar would underwrite all of his political efforts in return for his support,” said Kwatinetz, according to court filings Mother Jones cited.
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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Perfectly normal. Perfectly healthy.

The goddamn Burger Court murdered democracy 45 years ago and no one cares.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

DT Jr.

Fronkenshteen

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Fronkenshteen

Just got off work. Mothers Day is the ultimate asskicker for the restaurant biz. Oh, well. Made it through. Soooooooo….the Capitals, huh?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Fronkenshteen

HEY!!!!!

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

“[The Cavs] have to hit shots, and they have to prevent Boston from hitting shots.”

Stephen A. Smith, everyone.

yeah right

Holy crap kids, Westworld is the balls.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Dude, spoilers.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

It would’ve been an improvement.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Isn’t that the intern from Weekend at Bernie’s?

It is

ballsofsteelandfury

Nice spot.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Youthful crush.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Jesus there was a pregnant woman on the airport train that looked like she could have been a model.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Nice picture.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

She probably got knocked up by a big-league ballplayer

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I had a classmate who got knocked up by one of Chip Kelly’s Ducks who matches this description.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Citizen?

litre_cola
Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Fuck Israel is my standard go-to.

Senor Weaselo

Goddammit, Rangers… South.

herodotus450
herodotus450

This goalie Vasilevsky I call him post-vasectomy-Vas-Deferens-ilevsky cause he his all cut up and full of holes.

Spanky Datass
Spanky Datass

+2 bags
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Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Man, with the Capitals playing this way this year might be truly special: the year the Caps eat shit to an expansion team.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Evening, gents. Heading back to west coast DFO geography shortly.

ballsofsteelandfury

BEST COAST!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

We gonna try for another meeting of the minds?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

I’m back on Wednesday

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Budweiser: The Official Beer of Jingoism

rockingdog
rockingdog

found a funny:

[wife] how did your “night-school” burglary course go?

[me trying unsuccessfully to break into a yogurt] not good

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Just ripped a wine cork in half because I’m still an underclass vulgarian. How are all y’all?

yeah right

My wine cork came out unencumbered thank you for asking.

JustStopDude
JustStopDude

Tied up in Tampa!

litre_cola

Is that Hulk Hogan’s next porn movie?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

#CapsYear

yeah right

Goodbye Swansea, Stoke city and West Brom. All the best in the minors.

litre_cola

Tomorrow will make or break my mood for the week. I already told my boss I am leaving to scream at Fulham in the privacy of my own home.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Fulham? More like Halfham imo.

Spanky Datass
Spanky Datass

Good riddance and thank you Swansea, for now I will cease watching EPL forever.

Senor Weaselo

I was a good boy and took Madre Weaselo out to lunch. Then I played an opera. And now I’m home. Anything good happen?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Generic Middle age? No thank you.

All those who have a 2nd date with a hot 27 yr old weed girl tonight, raise your hands.

OH, JUST ME THEN?????

I’ve got your generic….RIGHT HERE!!!!!!

yeah right

I did point out my power move at the brewery yesterday. I was talking and making decent time with this young, sweet thing and what did I do?
Showed her pictures of my grandkids.

Jesus man, I need to fix my power move.

theeWeeBabySeamus

She was funny. Funny haha, that is.

Unlike the other one who was funny “homicidal”.

Senor Weaselo

Why did you go on a date with Tommy DeVito from Goodfellas?

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

All I’m saying is ONE of us got her phone number.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Fuck you.

Senor Weaselo

But how’d the threesome go?

litre_cola

HOOTS ON THE GROUND!

ballsofsteelandfury

There really should be a Hoots on the Ground because the interaction with those two girls was extremely hilarious. I’m thinking group post oral history style.

yeah right

I could do that.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Do it.

Gratliff

Appreciate the youth volunteering at the senior living centers

yeah right

Happy mother’s day Ma. She moved on 15 years ago but I still miss her. I have her to thank for teaching me my love of cooking. Love and miss you Ma.

theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s beautiful, man. I was sure to call (and send flowers too, I’m fancy) today even tho I’m away. Mom’s are great.

(cue the Belichick joke, yeah yeah)