So, yesterday I left work a little early and caught a 4:00 PM showing of Deadpool 2 at my local mall/multiplex.  There are a lot of things to unwrap:

• I paid $20 USD for a fucking movie ticket at fucking 4:00 PM!  Granted, it was a Dolby cinema with fully reclining seats that vibrated with the sound, but still!
• The movie didn’t start until 4:22.  I timed it.  Fucking previews. Also, not one movie looked halfway interesting.
• As I think Jake from Two and a Half Men said one time, “You don’t buy a giant movie soda, you rent it.”

As for the movie itself, I thought it would be hard to top the first one, but they did.  It is chock full of fourth-wall breaks, self-referential jokes, hilarious movie references, awesome music, and wall-to-wall fights.

Oh, and some very good bathroom etiquette advice!

All in all, I give it ten stars out of five.  Go see it.  It’s a family film.

BTW, I have to say that the marketing for this movie has been outstanding.  Have you seen all the Deadpool stuff at 7-11 stores?

So, what are you waiting for already?

Oh, you just want to sit here and talk?

Fine, we’ll just pout then!

Seriously, go see it.