Your “I’m Sick Of Running From These Wimps!” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

Hope you’ve sobered up from the Champions League final enough to enjoy the evening with your family. Or, in more DFO terms, I hope you’re pushing through ’til dawn.

Fun Beerguyrob fact for Memorial Day: all my uncles are soldiers. My family originally comes from northern Ontario, and during the 1950s and 1960s there were some active NORAD and DEW bases jointly run by Canadian & US forces.

I asked one of my aunts once why she married an American. She asked if I’ve ever been to Kirkland Lake, and then said, “Rob, I looked at the town, then I looked at your Uncle. I knew no one in that town could take me the places he could. It was a pretty easy decision.” And that’s why I get to shop at the PX every time I visit San Antonio.


Tonight’s sports: slim picking, my friends.

  • NBA:
    • Rockets at Warriors – 9:00PM | TNT
      • Game 6; Rockets lead 3-2
  • MLB: either
    • Giants at Cubs – 7:00PM | FOX
    • Astros at Indians – 7:00PM | FOX

Hope you’re having a great weekend. Be looking good out there.

Real good.

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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ALXMAC

yeah right

The kids were friendly.

It’s been a good night.

yeah right

Hi folks!

ALXMAC
ALXMAC

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/23614235/josh-freeman-retires-cfl-leaving-montreal-alouettes

Reached for comment, BFC said “I thought Josh Freeman had stopped playing football a long time ago.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

BAM!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I am not sober.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I am also not, too.

Sorry, bad grammar.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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The grammar nazi is ready to give you a beating.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Dolph Ucker
Dolph Ucker

This Mariners game is live, right? 10th inning, 3-3. It’s almost exciting.
/where the hell is my hockey?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Zunino!

Brocky
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Weird; I agree.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

If someone mixed up coke and talc, it happened first in Florida.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Working on clearing out my fridge, and tonight’s beers have been high ABV.

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blaxabbath

So what are we going to realize we’re the roles of secretaries in all this like Ben Carson, Scott Pruitt, the blonde in charge of the border, the first DHS guy….

Senor Weaselo

So with both series down to one game you know the refs will call their best, fairest games, right?

Hey, I almost made it without laughing!

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Gratliff

I hear ICE has been editing its mission statement.

They've got it down to 14 words.

— Dan Lavoie (@djlavoie) May 26, 2018

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