Your “The Ultraviolet Light Hurts Me So” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

Woo-hoo! June, baby. One more month of school until summer vacation for us teaching types! I got plans. BIG PLANS!

(Will actually accomplish nothing over the summer.)

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • vegas at Washington – 8:00PM | NBCSN / CBC
  • MLB: regional coverage includes
    • Cubs/Mets, Dodgers/Rockies, BoSox/Astros – 7:00PM | FOX
    • BoSox at Astros – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
  • NCAA Baseball:
    • College World Series
      • 7:00PM | ESPN2
      • 10:00PM | ESPNU
  • Futbol:
    • MLS: Columbus vs. Toronto FC – 7:30PM | TSN
    • International Friendly: Mexico vs. Scotland – 7:55PM | FS1 / UNI
    • Australian Rules Football: Adelaide vs. GWS – 2:30AM | TSN2

Remember – KEEP IT BETWEEN THE DITCHES!

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

176
Leave a Reply

Please Login to comment
68 Comment threads
108 Thread replies
0 Followers
 
Most reacted comment
Hottest comment thread
16 Comment authors
ballsofsteelandfuryMoose -The End Is Well Nighyeah rightBrick Meathookblaxabbath Recent comment authors
  Subscribe  
Notify of
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

comment image

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

comment image

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

comment image

yeah right

Fuck it dude.
Let’s go bowling.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

comment image

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Long day moving, day 6: me and my Magliner moved 12 tons of freight the one block between Place A and Place B. Time for a burger and a beer. Here’s my coaster:

comment image

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

comment image

blaxabbath

Just returned from Deadpool 2. I am absolutely finished with movie theaters. Running time was 111mins (under two hours) and we were in there almost three hours. Call me old or whatever, there’s no fucking way I’m paying $11/seat for tickets to a film that I have no idea how late it will start while I’m held hostage for concessions at 8X markup. I was busy finding other things to keep my attention that, by the time the movie started, I was barely interested. All the excitement about going to the film had completely warm off. By the last twenty mins, I was so anxious to just get the hell out of there that I couldn’t even enjoy the movie.

Fuck you, AMC, and every theater that is going to definitely follow suit. This is fucking absurdity — especially considering how great the in-home experience is now. Instead of making their experience better, AMC is just fucking doubling down on gouging you and daring you not go to the movies.

Well I’m done. You get my Star Wars money every couple years and that’s it. Not that they’ll care much losing a guy who goes to the movies about six times a year. But still — have some fucking pride in your business.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

comment image

ballsofsteelandfury

Welcome to my world. I rarely go to the movie theater.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

comment image

Maybe not.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

comment image

Just relax, man.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Game 4 winner will win this series, btw.

WCS

Yarp.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

comment image

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, Imma go get piss drunk now.

WCS

You aren’t now? I respect that dedication.

theeWeeBabySeamus

12 yr old niece in tow this weekend, with the bonus menses. FML.

Finally asleep, tho. (woooooo)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

comment image

theeWeeBabySeamus

comment image

theeWeeBabySeamus

Thank Christ Holtby covered that. I really thought he was gonna be stupid enough not to.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I was waiting for him to wind up and give it a good whack.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ditto.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

comment image

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hahahahahaha.

Frighteningly accurate.

LemonJello
LemonJello

They put NBA refs on the ice during the break?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Another Vegas hook ignored, btw.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Empty netter upcoming, btw. About 3 minutes.

WCS

You mean another instance of Holtby leaving the crease and Vegas scoring, right?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Shut up.
But yeah, probably.

WCS

comment image

theeWeeBabySeamus

Are we just not calling Vegas for hooking this series I guess?

LemonJello
LemonJello

Hooking is legal in Nevada, right?

WCS

That sound you just heard was tWBS throwing Molotov cocktails out the window in celebration.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nah. Can’t hit the neighbor’s house from the windows.

litre_cola

Keeps the relatives at bay though.

LemonJello
LemonJello

So, a regular Saturday night at Chez tWBS, then?

theeWeeBabySeamus

You get outta here with your Frenchy stuff.

Casa.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Fuck yes.
Vegas is a bigger fuck up than Washington.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I am gassy

WCS

comment image

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Actual size, lol

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehe