Request Line: Rock and/or Roll

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

The PRODUCER sits behind his desk, while a harried-looking DJ3000 escorts a pale-faced and shaking ROOMBA to the exit.

DJ3000: …AND I PROMISE YOU THAT WE WILL NEVER ASK YOU TO DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN.

ROOMBA: [makes sad chiming noise, leaves]

PRODUCER: Man, I’m surprised he didn’t just quit on the spot.

DJ3000: HE’S REALLY WORRIED ABOUT GETTING DISPLACED BY THE 2019 MODELS THAT ARE COMING OUT THIS FALL.

PRODUCER: That’s rough.  Good thing technology will never replace us, right buddy?

DJ3000: UM…YEAH.  [scans for system updates]

PRODUCER: But seriously I had no idea that Justin Blackmon would make such a mess.

DJ3000: I WAS HOPING HE’D BE FUN.

PRODUCER: Me too.  But man, that was just depressing.  Hey.  So for guys like the Roomba and you, is a show like Battlebots similar to how football is for humans?  You know, like gladiator battles?  Or it is more like a horror movie?

DJ3000: MAN WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ASKING ME ABOUT ROBOT SHIT?

PRODUCER: No, I just meant cause Roomba was…

DJ3000: LIKE JUST BECAUSE I’M A ROBOT YOU THINK I SPEAK FOR ALL ROBOTS.

There is a buzzing noise as the receptionist allows someone into the back offices.

PRODUCER: [with some relief for the distraction from a discussion about robot-human relations] Oh good, that must be today’s host.

— [door flies open] — 

TERRELL OWENS: Gentlemen.

PRODUCER: Welcome! Thanks for joining us. You ready to get oriented?

T.O.: Show me the ropes, brother.

The PRODUCER ushers TERRELL OWENS into the studio and takes him through the basics, which he picks up with little difficulty.  The PRODUCER emerges and counts things down to begin the show.

PRODUCER: Good afternoon, and welcome to yet another edition of Request Line.  With me is Terrell Owens of…the Edmonton Eskimos?

T.O.: For now.  They have a ten day window to sign me.  And then I’m flying, like a bird.

PRODUCER: So you’re still playing football.

T.O.: Oh, absolutely.  I’ll play until my arms fall off.  Or my legs.

PRODUCER: Congratulations on being perhaps the first football player ever inducted to the Hall of Fame while he’s still on an active roster.

T.O.: Well I appreciate that. I’m not thrilled that they waited this long to call my number, but it’s an honor nonetheless.

PRODUCER: Speaking of which, you publicly said you have no intention of attending the ceremony.

T.O.: Nah.

PRODUCER: But you said that…[reads from a piece of paper]…”At a later date, I will announce where and when I will celebrate my induction.”

T.O.: That’s right, and I’m thrilled to give you the honor of my announcement.  I’m going be having my own induction ceremony.  But it ain’t gonna be in that backwater nowheresville Canton.  It’s going to be in Cleveland, son.

PRODUCER: You mean…

T.O.: That’s right! I’m having my induction ceremony at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!

PRODUCER: Oh wow.

T.O.: We’re gonna have a big-ass party, we’re gonna have as much liquor as you can drink, we’re gonna have a big barbecue, we’re gonna have Morris Day and the Time playing…

PRODUCER: That actually sounds like a lot of fun.

T.O.: You wanna come?

PRODUCER: Of course I want to come.

T.O.: Great! It’s $100 per ticket, I’ll put you down for two? I gotta get my deposit in with Morris Day’s people before the 28th or they say they’ll start looking for other bookings…

PRODUCER: Um…

T.O.: Anyhow, let’s get this show on the road.  Today’s theme is Rock and/or Roll.  I’m talking songs about rocks, and I’m talking songs about rolls, and I’m talking about songs about both.  I’ll get us started with a DOUBLE SHOT from The Jesus and Mary Chain.

Editor’s Note: Today’s theme is “rock and/or roll” – songs have “rock” or “roll” or both in the title.  In order to have videos appear in comments, you don’t have to mess around with embed codes or anything, just post plain links as such: “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tre45on_we@se1”.  When you hit refresh it should show up as embedded and you can rock out at your leisure. If your link doesn’t pick up, an admin will try to help out.

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Law-abiding Raiders fan, pet owner, Los Angeles resident.

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Puppeh!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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He was open.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I was really hoping someone would beat me to this, but here we are.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Rock-roll.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

This reminds me. We should have Moose GIF request line post every week.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Better queue…

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

…up a solid…

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

…Punk Rock…

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

…QUAD SHOT!

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Settle down Ron Jeremy.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Gonna have to make that a DOUBLE

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

This music video is so very 80’s.

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo
Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook
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Xmas Gorilla?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo
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LemonJello
LemonJello

“Guys! I think she’s trying to tell me something. Let’s try semaphore…This. Is. For. The. Guy. Behind. You.”

/aw, fiddlesticks

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Guess I took two; flies open.

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Kitteh!

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Actually…

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You see, the joke is……. never mind.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Look, Cinnabon isn’t going to keep me up for 12 hours. And I can’t laugh if I’m asleep.

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Good to see this request line hasn’t been sullied by Green Day’s terrible and redundant Poprocks & Coke song.

I’m not linking as I don’t want to inflict that tripe into the playlist. You’re welcome.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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(I won’t sully as you wish, but thanks for reminding me of this)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Welp…….

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

There is far worse below…… well, not much worse, but still.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I take full responsibility for this.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I want everyone to recognize I didn’t do it!!!!!
/begins looking thru Avett Brothers catalog

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Oh god, no, no!!!

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

No but you posted that Garth Brooks shit.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I looked at it and went, “Nah.”

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

This is why I think you’re one of the good ones around these parts.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I scrolled back and didn’t see this one. Sorry if I missed it.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

BWOOWHOOHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sharkbait

Nice

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Del with that funky, funky shit.

[Redacted]

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

Wish I had thought of that one.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Ah sorry. Totally missed it as the last one before the page jump.

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

You didn’t have to delete it, I was trying to be funny, emphasis on trying…..

nomonkeyfun

This title sums up how I feel about the topic.

nomonkeyfun

And because Keith would be offended by anything less than a double.

yeah right

I’m kind of pissed at myself for waiting until now for this one.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Isn’t funny how timid Ozzy seems compared to the shit that goes on today?

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Prince of Darkness DOUBLE SHOT

nomonkeyfun

nomonkeyfun

And to double shot it.

Sharkbait

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I was very glad to see you guys covered the requisite AC/DC songs earlier. Here are the Airbourne ones:

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I really don’t know why Airborne does two very different songs with the exact same name, but this one is infinitely better than the second .

King Hippo

ppl forget this (not The Distance) was the tune that launched Cake into nerd/hipster stardom

/you drinkin’ what they sellin!

//excess ain’t rebellion (pops day’s 2nd v-profen)

theeWeeBabySeamus

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

One of six good songs that have come from the last two Offspring albums.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

The birth of punk rock in… 1976?!

Sharkbait

theeWeeBabySeamus

Damn you, Sir!!!! I was just about to post that.

theeWeeBabySeamus