Request Line: Yes and No

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY.

PRODUCER: …and so I suppose at the end of the day, it’s like that familiar saying, “how do we get to yes?” Now throughout this process, you’ve maintained radio silence.

KHALIL MACK: Yes.

PRODUCER: You haven’t commented publicly at all?

KHALIL MACK: No.

PRODUCER: Well this is a treat for us; I’m told you would like to take this opportunity to set the record straight on a few things?

KHALIL MACK: Yes.

PRODUCER: Let’s start by addressing the rumors you’ll be traded to Green Bay. Any truth to them?

KHALIL MACK: No.

PRODUCER: So you’re anticipating that you’ll be staying in Oakland?

KHALIL MACK: Yes.

PRODUCER: But you haven’t practiced a single snap with the team so far this year.

KHALIL MACK: No.

PRODUCER: Are you sure you’ll be ready to play when the season starts?

KHALIL MACK: Yes.

PRODUCER: Have you spoken to Coach Gruden yet?

KHALIL MACK: No.

DJ3000: [poking his head in] CAN I OFFER YOU SOME COFFEE, MR. MACK?

KHALIL MACK: Yes.

DJ3000: DO YOU TAKE CREAM AND SUGAR?

KHALIL MACK: No.

DJ3000: BLACK, THEN?

KHALIL MACK: Yes.

DJ3000: WANT SOME BISCOTTI TO GO WITH IT?

KHALIL MACK: No.

PRODUCER: Well let’s go ahead and get this show on the road. Do you have a theme for us today?

KHALIL MACK: Yes and no.

Editor’s Note: Today’s theme is “yes and no” – songs about the affirmative, and songs about the negative.  By now, you know the drill –  just post plain links as such: “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3s-n0_ye5”.  When you hit refresh it should show up as embedded and you can rock out at your leisure. If your link doesn’t pick up, an admin will try to help out.

I’ll get us started with a thematic DOUBLE SHOT.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

ALXMAC
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ALXMAC
ALXMAC

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ALXMAC

Gratliff

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

yeah right

Boingo double shot!

What is the law?

yeah right

No ONE!

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

You better say “Yes” to a QUAD SHAWT of Authority Zero songs about “No.”

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Also known as ordering a “Trent Green.”

SonOfSpam

FUCK YEAH

These guys need to do more stuff. Stat.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I figured this group would especially enjoy the video that goes with this awesome song too.

SonOfSpam

From the stupid/fun Planet Terror movie. It’s how I prefer to remember Rose McGowan.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Shout out to my old drum teacher’s former band. They actually played one of their songs on a Sunday Night Football bumper before… the dark days.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wow. I like this a lot. Very Billy Talent-esque. Which is a good thing.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I think they have four albums. Some of their stuff can be hit or miss, but the ones that hit are very good.

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

“You’re a millennial, right?”

Sharkbait

theeWeeBabySeamus

My French little sister’s name is Noelly (she was supposed to be a Christmas baby but hung in there until New Years’ Day) but she goes by “No” for short. She’s really hot. Wanna see a picture of her?

NO!!!!!!!

(most of you already have anyway so shut up)

SonOfSpam

Stewart Copeland is a witch

theeWeeBabySeamus

One of my favourite songs of all time, can’t believe I didn’t think of it earlier…

SonOfSpam

My favorite German video not done by Leni Riefenstahl

SonOfSpam

Named their band after an unskilled lesbian

Sharkbait

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Awwwww yeeeaaahhhhh

theeWeeBabySeamus

SonOfSpam

Which version to play…(flips coin)…sorry, Linda Ronstadt

theeWeeBabySeamus

Meh, fuck her.

SonOfSpam

In the 1970s? Aw yeah. (Of course, I woulda been a small child. Still…)

nomonkeyfun

“Already did.#

-Gov. Moonbeam

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

SonOfSpam

This is a good pull, unlike Shannon’s last one.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ouch.

Sharkbait

If only for the ending

theeWeeBabySeamus

If Cuntler can post Yes, I can post No Doubt….

SonOfSpam

Getting Blackstreet this late is good value

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh goddammit….I was gonna post this upon my return with a joke about my attorney not being very helpful.

SonOfSpam

For real? No diggity?

theeWeeBabySeamus

No, actually we’re all good.
I don’t even have to go to court.

I free!!!!!!!

SonOfSpam

Poor Manafort is chained up and you’re walking around free. Whatta world.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ve got better insurance.

Cuntler

At least one Yes song is needed.

Cuntler

Hell Yes – Beck
(Chritina Ricci’s voice is the one that says “I like your bass. Your beat is nice.”

SonOfSpam

“Wait…Mike Rutherford was in a group before Mike + The Mechanics???”

King Hippo

One of my very favourite rock and roll bands, about as sunshiney as you’d expect:

SonOfSpam

Post-Bieber palate cleanser

King Hippo

Man that dude’s crazy, he always smokes duuussssst
He’s got his own room at da back of da bus

Pure. Fucking. Genius. I used to listen to this CASSETTE on my Walkman whilst cutting the grass as a kid. Then when my ex was bathing the twins, she would sing to them along to this tune “No. Shoes. In the bathtub!”