Geez, those boos really hurt, guys. I’m just pointing out the obvious. Some more games were played last night. Let’s have a look.
-Not only does LAMAR! have an arm, he’s got a leg as well. Two of them, in fact. RG3 says, “enjoy it while it lasts, kid.” I can’t blame him for being a wee bit jaded.
-Hopefully the 2019 NFL football season will treat Marquise Lee better than the current ’cause I figure that’s the next time he’ll see the field. A team that has troubles scoring is now looking at Donte Moncrief as their WR1. Youch! Well, unless they sign Dez that is. Oh wait-he’s not the player he once was so Donte will likely remain in the same role as Dez causes the locker room to unravel.
-They say the Falc’s have a top tier O but yesterday’s verdict says that they can’t deal with the Jags top tier D.
-Speaking of D, the Steelers bounced back after letting the Packers hang 51 on them last week. The Titans didn’t get past mid-field until their 8th drive of the game.
-The Saints/Chargers game was even more of a laugher than I thought it would be.
-I said it last week, I’ll say it again-Goff better not go down because #2 qb Mannion couldn’t generate enough heat to warm up Tomsula’s can of beans.
TO THE GAME!
Cowboys/Cards:
Them Cowboys have quite a bit of talent in some spots (rb, o-line) but that secondary is a gaping hole. Last I checked this was still a passing league. Will the Cards be able to play through the pain of McCain’s passing? It must weigh heavily on their minds that the inventor of the potato has gone on to The Great Deep-Fryer In The Sky.
Do your thing.
GOOOOOOD BOY!!!!
So i was carrying the cat carrier today and walked into a fence post so that the full weight of it pushed into my chest. I was pretty stunned. Then I thought “that’s about what it would feel like to take a football-type hit from someone my own size moving at walking speed.” Then I tried to imagine what it would feel like to take that kind of hit from someone that was 250 lbs and running at full speed. Then my imagination had a seizure and died.
It’s weird, either the mobile site or my phone eats my comments sometimes.
I find my phone takes a while to post the comment
WOOOOO!!!!!!!1! How ’bout them Cowboys! Three fuckin’ points … fuck …
I drank so much bourbon.
Is this a JJ Fozz joke in the making?
“yeah right, JJ Fozz and a gif posted by Moose (The Thread Ender) walk into a Bourbon distillery … … “
Jerruh should assign 88 to every scrub walk on on Big D.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Naf5uJYGoiU
And that kid would never get laid for at least 10 years after that
To be fair, it would take ten years for his balls to heal.
Still one of my favorite gifs of all time.
Yes, I’m giggling.
It was not an Amazing Race for her.
/No seriously, this is where this is from
It was…………………. Amazing Face.
I wonder if she suffered from CTE after that.
This gif is one of the GOATs
Naw, she takes shots to the face all the time.
Fiiiiine….last one. Probably.
Yeah baby, leave the hat on.
Blair Walsh drives an Acura????
“Nailed it!” -Ayrton Senna
/Because he designed the NSX…
//Also, too soon?
NEWS ANCHOR: …and so regardless of their politics, John McCain’s colleagues universally agreed that he was a man of character who live according to his own personal code.
ELI MANNING: [drinking his Ovaltine] A man’s gotta have a code.
How to get Germany interested in the nfl
Oh shit, I forgot all about Kay Adams because of the offseason.
Meh, I probably gotta better shot at Jaime Pressly anyway.
I think it’s equal.
She has very nice penmanship, right?
I’ve never been bitten by a baboon.
Thank god, those fuckers are crazy as shit.
How about your tit? Was it grabbed, and potential rivals for your affection growled at??
It’s called a “Moob”, thank you very much.
Mit?
So, she had to put out in order to not have her face literally ripped off, right?
Go on…
“No, little lady, I got a feeling your butthole is gonna be doing the talking.”
I love burritos too!
Glad you fixed it.
I think you should just call this woman up and ask her out on a date. She’s probably just sitting alone at home right now, lonely, and you apparently have the gift of gab with the dames. All she can do is say no, and if she does just give her my number and I’ll see what I can do.
YOU JUST WANT ME TO GET ARRESTED SO YOU CAN HAVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!
She’s staring at that phone, oh so lonely . . .
LMFAO
Dak?
Chido?
Taco?
Great, now I’m hungry.
Christ that woman in the back is terrifying. I thought she was going to stab her
Someone please threaten to kill one of my loved ones if I don’t immediately have another beer.
Nice house you got there. It’d be a shame if a locomotive were to fall on it.
START DRINKING, OR ELSE
No, no, it’s cool, everything’s cool.
[immediately opens a Stella Artois]
That actually looks a bit like my cat – she is much older and more gray. But same patterns.
Yeah, so am I.
Hello, Carice
Fucking imgur.
Hey that looks like the lady who gave me a pedicure! Well the cleavage part is the same (photo doesn’t do it justice), and after the pedicure she sucked my dick with a vacuum cleaner. Uncanny!
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I don’t normally insist “honey you gotta see this” to my wife for DFO posts, but this one was funny enough that I was tempted to.
Works for me. This time. But here’s a consolation prize
Until you refresh, but the giphy one works fine.
found a funny:
My wife just asked me to build a new deck like I’m Jesus or something.
Wow, those tectonic plates shifted like a motherfucker all of a sudden.
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve had to answer that one…I’d have two nickels.
(yes, I have twice been bitten by a monkey)
Same monkey, btw. But different days.
Because monkey variety is a joy in life.
Knowing you, you probably deserved it
The monkey obviously thought so.
What did you do to the monkey?
Porn gone wrong.
Hey, when you do pro bono vet work for a zoo, it goes with the territory.
I’ve been bitten by just about everything at one time or another. Well, aside from Jaime Pressly.
(but fingers crossed)
AND WE’RE BACK!!!!!!!!!
That’s right, dammit. I ain’t done yet.
Really? Are you sure you have’t finished more than a few times already?
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