Sorry – the pre-school year meetings took more time than I thought, so if this is published on time please forgive the errors.
NFL News:
- Aaron Rodgers got paid!
- It’s a four-year, $134 million extension, and contains a record $57.5 million signing bonus and will earn more than $80 million by March 2019.
- So, I guess he really doesn’t need his parents.
- It’s a four-year, $134 million extension, and contains a record $57.5 million signing bonus and will earn more than $80 million by March 2019.
- Oh, and while he was at it, GM
RodgersBrian Gutekunst traded Brett Hundley to theShithawksSeahawks.- They got a 2019 6th-round pick in 2019 for Hundley.
- This means Aaron is backed up by DeShone Kizer.
- The Jets have done the ridiculous and traded Teddy Bridgewater to the Saints.
- He was sent down the bayou along with a sixth-round pick, in exchange for a third-round pick in 2019.
- The Jets are daring to go with the feared Sam Darnold / Josh McCown connection.
- Not your usual Crimebeat! story: Former Eagle (where it happened) & current Brown (where he was charged) Mychal Kendricks was charged with insider trading.
- He admits it, which will surely gain him additional punishment from Roger Goodell, since the one thing Browns ownership cannot tolerate is insider trading.
A statement from #Browns LB Mychal Kendrick, who has just been charged by the feds for insider trading. Wow. pic.twitter.com/0IEsV6lPTh
— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) August 29, 2018
- The Seahawks extended Tyler Lockett with a three-year, $38 million extension.
- Earl Thomas, meanwhile, sits patiently by the phone.
Tonight’s sports:
- U.S. Open Tennis:
- Second Round – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- MLB:
- Blue Jays at Orioles – 7:00PM | Sportsnet / MLBN
- Diamondbacks at Giants – 10:00PM | Sportsnet1 / MLBN
- MLS:
- Portland vs. Toronto FC – 10:30PM | TSN3
Scotchy’s got you tomorrow for the final night of NFL preseason, and I assume Seamus has got his usual Friday Night Jamboree all planned out, so I’ll see you folks on the weekend. Woo-hoo: three-day weekend! UGH – BACK TO SCHOOL TUESDAY!
But did he kneel when they played the anthem at his insider hearing arraignment?
¿Olé?
I’d enjoy my droit du seigneur with her.
I like being reminded of when I said something funny I don’t remember saying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmjbfaE9eio
This is fucking great
RUN the FUCKing BALL!!!!
Sorry. Just getting ready for the Jest regular season.
Stop using stupid one-yard WR screens!!!
I’m ready for the Bengals regular season.
You missed “Goddammit, another pass interference?”
Rooting for the other team: “DEFINITELY pass interference.”
Dirt Bengals and Dirt Packers? are having a football like baseball score. Plus the dozens of people who showed up to the game gets free pizza.
I would
The local Yinzer news just said another coal plant will be shutting down in 2021.
I’M SO TIRED OF ALL THIS WINNING!
Hillary’s e-mails to blaim obvs LIBTARD
It’s nobama’s fault, because he doesn’t want anything black to be successful, because he is the REAL racist.
deep state tool deet out of our bug spray.
I think he’s trying to fart and not shit in his pants.
Monica Seles. That brings back beautiful masturbatory memories…
(watching TV in Ohio in an Election Year)
TV Commercial Voice Over Voice: “Sign on to our website and we’ll send you a list of all candidates that will be on your ballet this November who opposes abortion. Together, we can overthrow the wrong….”
Me: “Let me stop you right there.”
TV Commercial Voice Over Voice: “…ful Roe v. … Excuse me?”
Me: “Do you have a ballet for those who support Trump so I’ll know who not to vote for?”
TV Commercial Voice Over Voice: “Well, no, but…”
Me: “Thanks for your time.”
TV Commercial Voice Over Voice: “Butdon’tyouwantto…” (changes channel)
Buster: ♪♫♬ “We’re tiny.” ♪♫♬
Babs: ♪♫♬ “We’re toony.” ♪♫♬
Buster and Babs: ♪♫♬ “We’re all a little looney.” ♪♫♬
Just spent three days at Put-In-Bay, with DirecTV, which meant no local channels. Thank the Lord.
I went to school, and lived for 3 years post grad in New Hampshire. Election years were the WORST
I think I just lost about 50 brain cells reading that.
I’m sorry, man. Two snifters of whiskey would have tasted a lot better.
That’s why I block FOXNEWS. At least MSNBC gets me a laugh in a “holy crap, they really believe this?!” kind of way. FOXNEWS makes me sad in a “holy crap, they really believe this?!!” kind of way.
Tiny Toons is legit.
I loved that shit back in undergrad
So I read that Mychal Kendricks is looking at 8-12 months in prison. And people say nobody ever gets punished for white-collar crime.
[pulls up image of Mychal Kendricks]
Oh, right.
Browns already cut him because Haslem can’t stand anybody better than him at anything on his team.
Saw this on Twitter today. A comparison of John McCain and Jar Jar Binks:
“Jar Jar fought in the battle for Naboo, John fought in Vietnam.
Jar Jar became a senator, John became a senator.
Jar Jar helped grant Palpatine with emergency powers to go to war with the separatists, McCain rallied Bush to go to war with Iraq.
Now in the EU, Jar Jar became something of a hobo street performer in Theed, kind of like a Jack Sparrow or Silverman at an outdoor mall. Jar Jar entertained children, but was well despised by adults for his part in the war. While John McCain entertained liberals with small acts of “defiance” but died with neither side liking him and being dunked on Twitter for his remaining days.”
I’ll also add: Jar Jar Binks is a racist caricature, John McCain was racist.
this is so great!
McCain was also the funniest Senator we’ve ever had.
Wrong. Al Franken was in “Trading Places”.
I…I don’t know who to defend here; Jar Jar or McCain.
Well, there’s the theory that Jar Jar was actually a Sith Lord and the mastermind of the whole situation and that got cut because people would have rioted (more), if that makes you go one way or another.
Either that or a Fallen Anakin Skywalker holding the severed head of Jar Jar and the entire prequel trilogy gets instantly redeemed.
You Trump supporters really hate McCain.
Is that Muffy the Vampire Layer I see?
So it turns out Buffy was Jeff George the entire time?
Aaron Rodgers is going to be hurt by week 6.
Then we’ll get to see the genius of noted football mind, Mike “The Beav” McCarthy.
How many beards does Aaron Rodgers need?
In other news, the sky is blue and water is wet.
movie night?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPJ7nFEqlwM
Pretty sure that’s a sin according to Rivers
Once you go walrus….
Only if it moves
I thought he was an…… outside linebacker.
Boooooooooo
Take your +1.
Folks
I have fixed the hall toilet. The handle no longer needs held down in order to flush. Any other miracles needs performed while I have been touched by godly powers?
Oh look at Mr. Carnegie over here with a “hall” toilet. What’re you too good for a bowl like the rest of us?
I think he means the toilet the help have to use.
Or maybe it’s the toilet that only Deangelo Hall is allowed to use. We all have those.
It won’t be covered on the deep in route.
I was going to make steak sandwiches with garlic aoli tonight. Adding any vegetables would just ruin it, right?
Garlic is a vegetable, right?
Onions!
Grilled onions!
Is it a spicy garlic aioli?
That play makes me sick to my heart to watch, but it really was a testament to Von Miller’s greatness.
More of the tackle & PC watching film and thinking “You know if we cut him it will slow him down.”
But yeah; it takes a lot.
They need to give Mack the money.
From the SBNation Raiders blog:
I think we should invite the author of this to a poker game and every time he wins a hand tell him that actually he lost because the other guy has a royal sampler.
I’ve always loved this gif. Its a great metaphor for finding a girlfriend.
The person in question is the dog in this case, right?
I am the rockingDOG!
found a funny:
[first day as safari guide]
me: ah yes on your left you can see some uh [forgot my glasses]
guests: [looking at flamingos]
me: i’m gonna say cotton candy
One more day to NCAA Football games. We can do this!
“Hey!” -Wyoming and New Mexico State, because that game was on at the bar I was at Saturday night
[shields his eyes against the Spotlight]
-Pope Francis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osN_LUmHp8s
You misspelled “responsibility”
This time, I think, the shit is going to get real. There’s a weird subculture in the Catholic clergy that everyone has known about since the 1970s at least, and even with all the prior abuse scandals that subject was still avoided and side-stepped, and offenders were talked about as aberrations when they most certainly were not. You watch what is about to happen.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Margaret_Ann_Pahl
conference call simulator anyone?
http://conferencecall.biz/
*eye twitch*
The Seahawks trading for an unproven Green Bay backup quarteredback? I KNEW it was 2013 and you guys were trying to trick me!
Honestly for the Browns…this is the best “scandal” in their history.
The 1995 Relocation would be calling but Art Modell sold the phones for money.