Your “She’s A Trigger, That Golden Girl” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Hopefully you didn’t spend the day in the same doghouse I did. Sure, I didn’t vacuum before work on Thursday, but I don’t think the police officers cared that the house wasn’t clean when they arrived. I literally

got the “clean underwear in a car accident” treatment over it. Dammit – that calls for booze.


Tonight’s sports: the NCAA gods have given us a delightful bounty

  • NCAA:
    • Alabama at Mississippi – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • Oregon State at Nevada – 7:00PM | ESPNU
    • Louisiana (Lafayette) at Mississippi State – 7:30PM | ESPN2
    • Ohio State vs. TCU – 8:00PM | ABC
      • from JerryWorld
    • Southern California at Texas – 8:00PM | FOX
    • Washington at Utah – 10:00PM | ESPN
    • Fresno State at UCLA – 10:30PM | FS1
  • MLB:
    • Twins at Royals – 7:00PM | FS1
    • Mariners at A’s – 9:00PM | Spor
  • CFL:
    • Redblacks at Roughriders – 9:30PM | TSN
  • MLS:
    • Toronto FC vs. LA Galaxy – 7:30PM | TSN
    • Whitecaps FC vs. Seattle – 10:00PM | TSN2
  • F-1
    • Singapore Grand Prix
      • 7:30AM | TSN
      • 8:05AM | ESPN

Week Two continues in earnest tomorrow morning. So many key players are listed as “questionable” they could form part of Trump’s cabinet.

 

Our chants will be “Tie Brownies Ties” and “Fail Raiders Fail”. EMBRACE THE CHAOS!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Spur

TCU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yeah right

Sorry for your loss Milwaukee.

Just kidding! Fuck the Brewers!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

Really? Come on! Fucking TCU. Go back the WAC! Assholes.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wack assholes? This party just changed.

No I didn’t say stop.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Why am I planning to get fall-down drunk tonight? CAUSE MANAFORT FLIPPED, BABY!

King Hippo

/assuming he’s not a double agent

//sommet I have actually considered

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

That’s a good goddamn reason.
Let’s drink!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Absolutely nowhere on this bottle of Trader Jose beer does it show what the alcohol content is. For all I know it’s 1.2%, or 12.5%.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Where is this now?
/asking for a friend

King Hippo

It’s a reasonably good beer. Trader Joe’s is a great place for alkeehawl

theeWeeBabySeamus

You stop make Bing Bong, every Bing Bong 2 cent!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6HE2kdj6Zc

Senor Weaselo

Tricketation! Except for one minor fucking detail.

Spanky Datass

This is why you can’t have nice things Blood eyes.

King Hippo

thus ends our streaming adventures for the night

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

Why you do this TCU? Why?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sweet Caroline and Don’t Stop Believin’ back to back? What a fresh and original wedding band!

King Hippo

So, this is a Jersey Meathead marrying a Masshole gal, then?

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Sharkbait

Please tell me the bar is open and not cash

King Hippo

here is the beautiful lesson I have learned of these social rituals. You can just say no. REALLY. Sure ppl will talk about you, but they likely do already so FUCK IT.

King Hippo

Herbstreit’s partner is cheering harder for tOSU than he is, even.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Partner.
/giggles a little

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Spur

One for the Ladies
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’d put my own appreciation of that at like a 2/6 on the Kinsey scale.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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NEVER FORGET.

Fronkenshteen

Not gonna lie. I am BUMMED about the Josh Gordon news. That guy was REALLY trying to get straight. I wish him well.

theeWeeBabySeamus

He’s getting out of Cleveland. Why are you bummed for him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i47lyjYF5As

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I think my approach towards friendship can be summarized perfectly by the following exchange:

ERIN: Oh, you like hangin’ out too?

LISA: Eh. Beats doin’ stuff.

ERIN: Yeah. Stuff sucks.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They charge by the glass.

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Spur

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theeWeeBabySeamus

My kinda crowd. Daddy issues out the ying yang.

King Hippo

FUCK YOU Herbstreit, he laid off, there is no “getting out of jail free” whatsoever, your boys just didn’t get the bailout call you wanted.

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King Hippo

THANKS ACC REF!!!!

yeah right

Edible gummies and a nice pinot noir makes for an interesting combination.

I’ll give better details in about an hour.

King Hippo

Bullshit call, what’s he supposed to do?

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Spur

It even looks like he let up.

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King Hippo

exactly

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I dunno about that. It’s worked pretty well for me so far.

Spur

What a bull shit call. FUCK OSU.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

It’s nice to see an intelligent coaching staff apply their trade in Texas Stadium.

King Hippo

somebody shouldn’t be expecting a supper club invite!

King Hippo

Hippo implores thee – PLEASE stop pylon stretching. You are risking a touchback v. 1st and goal inside the 1. THINK ABOUT IT!

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Spur

TD Horny-toads

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theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s my purse…I don’t know you!!!!!!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That will never fail to make me laugh.

King Hippo

Purdue wearing weird flag helmets, I kind of hate them now.

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Spur

Let’s Go TCU!
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Spur

Lots of dead Buckeyes this drive

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Redshirt

Yes. Cramps and a cracked buckeye.

Spur

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Redshirt

Sadly I saw this coming when Ohio State played Oregon State. The offense did good, but the defense was struggling. If they can barely stop Oregon State, how will they do against a great team?

And now the Younger Bosa has hurt his happy place. That’s…that’s just great.

ballsofsteelandfury

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Spur

Did anyone order the fight?

ballsofsteelandfury

I ordered a Pizza Hut pizza. The fight will happen in my intestines later.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Stuffed Crust I presume?

ballsofsteelandfury

Nah, Cheesy Bites.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Senor Weaselo

THAT’S MAH PURSE!

Senor Weaselo

Mayweather-Pacquiao 2? Nobody, but apparently we’re getting it anyway.

King Hippo

I don’t even know who fights nowadays. Besides the Israelis and the Palestinians, that is.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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I’m on a budget.

ballsofsteelandfury

I think that would at least get a chuckle out of the stripper.

King Hippo

their senses of humour tend to be price point-dependent

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh man, I see why people were complaining about this Battlebots judges’ decision. Disgraceful.

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Senor Weaselo

People have softened a little since the points distribution make sense, but still people are a little pissed at the producers just for that being an option.

Also, the entire left side of the bracket if chalk holds. God DAMN.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The thing is, I LIKE the team that won, but I mean come on.

King Hippo

Tejas has exactly one decent offensive play – QB draw.

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King Hippo

of course, that’s not to say Troi Boiz can stop it. These sides are PUTRID

Spur

Hurricane update, drink

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ballsofsteelandfury

Nicker the Dicker the Kicker

Spur

Dicker the Kicker

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Good timing,

theeWeeBabySeamus

A pile of stuff with a cover on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvgN5gCuLac

theeWeeBabySeamus

Baltimore Orioles Update: Down 2-0 to the White Sox (the fucking White Sox FFS!!!!! They’re goddamned 58-89…which is still 16 games better than Baltimore…holy shit)…
Anywhoooo… going to the bottom 9th.
Translation: Loss #106 is a only a few minutes away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jl2Tgcbnb8

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

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theeWeeBabySeamus

She seems nice.

Spur

no good. Ohio State AD is calling Rice if are available to play the 2nd half.

Redshirt

Shoulder-catch? Shoulder-catch.

Redshirt

Curse you, SHAN’KLOR!!!!

yeah right

Hey Redshirt, I’ve been in the Sunday Gravy lab/ test kitchen today delivering on my lost bet. It’s looking good so far. This will be a 2 day effort.

Results and post coming soon.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Today has been kind of a shitty day, and that’s not even accounting for all the hurricane bullshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyk-Vdd_Qrk

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Well, not that bad. Even as an old fucker, I can still nail a 12 foot jumper.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Nailed it.”

Sharkbait

At least you’re on the right side of the turf.

Spur

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yeah right

Is there an uglier color on the planet than the Longhorns home unis?

I hope not.

Spur

Burnt Orange is classic.

Senor Weaselo

My school’s official colors are heliotrope and puce.
/For sports they wear blue and orange because surprisingly there aren’t too many good unis in heliotrope and puce

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ballsofsteelandfury

What’s the percentage of LBTGQI students at your school? 87?

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Senor Weaselo

That’s probably close, actually. I did wear the mascot outfit once though, and looking back I look hilarious.

yeah right

I hope there’s a photo somewhere.

Senor Weaselo

Check the back-channel.

yeah right

The awesomeness. It burns.

ballsofsteelandfury

Indeed.

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Is it this colour?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I can’t tell…all the blood has left my head on gone to….well, my head.
We like her a lot is my point.

ballsofsteelandfury

I like it. It’s beautiful.

yeah right

Maybe it’s my issue with a subtle form of color blindness but it just fucks with my head. Ain’t too fond of Tennessee’s home colors either.

Spur

I have a handle of Vodka, pint of jager and a bag of edibles. 18 year old me would be in awe. Current me doesn’t know how to feel about my vices of choice.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I can only imagine how young me would feel about my current liquor cabinet, while current me is trying to figure out how to get rid of some of this garbage.

ballsofsteelandfury

Just remember, one man’s garbage is another friendly neighbor that lives two towns over’s newly found stash.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You really want this Chocolat Kokonut vodka?

Spanky Datass

I have a bottle of pink Muscato and have idea why …

ballsofsteelandfury

How bad can it be?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Jägermeister?

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Senor Weaselo

It’s one of the few things I can take shots of while sober! Everything else I need pre-lubrication.

ballsofsteelandfury

Phrasing?

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King Hippo

I played poker with Jager. ONCE.