SonOfSpam
SonOfSpam is a mediocre ship captain and an even worse writer. He is allowed to contribute to this website in exchange for money and drugs. Please don't encourage him or make direct eye contact.
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litre_cola

Whoa. Mind blown.

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ArmedandHammered

Moved to below.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[looks at Lake Erie, wrinkles nose]

“Brown swim.”

– Hue Jackson

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Brick Meathook

Braunschweiger
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ballsofsteelandfury

Brown Schwang!

– German porn director

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Spanky Datass

Brown Schwinn.comment image

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Brick Meathook

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ArmedandHammered

“Bronsonian Motion” – Robert Brown

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The Maestro

I have absolutely no idea how your brain came up with this idea, but I’m very impressed. And also a little scared, too.

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yeah right

“You know what we got here? Motherfuckin’ Charlie Bronson. Mr. Majestyk!”

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Past tense, brown swan?
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