Your “Decoded And Used” Saturday Evening Open Thread

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It’s a three-day weekend for Canadians, and I hope most Americans as well. It’s Thanksgiving up here, because we give thanks for the return of hockey season, and the winter that has come to define our national character.

  

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Sens at Leafs – 7:00PM | CBC
    • Jets at Stars – 7:00PM | Sportsnet360
    • Habs at Pens – 7:00PM | City / NHLN
    • Canucks at Flames – 10:00PM | CBC
  • NCAA:
    • Kentucky at Texas A&M – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
    • SMU at UCF – 7:00PM | ESPNU
    • Washington at UCLA – 7:30PM | FOX
    • Auburn at Mississippi State – 7:30PM | ESPN2
    • Notre Dame at Virginia Tech – 8:00PM | ABC
    • California at Arizona – 10:00PM | FS1
    • Utah at Stanford – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN2
    • Fresno State at Nevada – 10:30PM | ESPNU
  • CFL:
    • Argonauts at Lions – 7:00PM | TSN
  • MLB:
    • Game 2: ALDS
      • Yankees at Red Sox – 8:00PM | TBS / Sportsnet
  • UFC 229 Prelims:
    • Khabib vs. McGregor: From Las Vegas – 8:00PM | FS1
  • Formula One Racing:
    • Honda Japanese Grand Prix – 1:00AM | ESPN2 / TSN

Nice to see the Chargers are getting ready for their game Sunday.

THEY’RE PLAYING AT HOME!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

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No wonder people love wrasslin’

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

I’m picking out a good one.
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Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

o7

Spur

Don upgraded.

Unsurprised

Maybe.

Betty’s still pretty incredible.

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King Hippo

goddamn right U DID!!!! 😀

Spur
Spur

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Unsurprised

She’s so fucking cute.

King Hippo

SHOULDERS!!!!

Unsurprised

Face ain’t bad, either
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh dear lord.
I’ll see you guys later. I gotta go masturbate for like six hours.

King Hippo

I would just like to have a ladyfriend make me feel like this once more before I ded:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixw_bLVUL34

Spur

Utes always implode.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“What?”

-Ouray

King Hippo

ok fuck it let’s party now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxaPj19VnRA

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I never knew Blair Walsh used to play foar the Bruins.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You gonna get a schpankin’!!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

/bends over

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So much work to do this weekend, and honestly, I’m not even sure if the office is open for Columbus/indigenous people’s day

King Hippo

if they don’t like it scalp ’em imo godbless

Fronkenshteen

McGregor ded yet?

King Hippo

white ppl should NAWT try to box, it’s just sad

King Hippo

It was you…broken and torn…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiO_7LhPZFM

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

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King Hippo

also this (lemme tell you about the dream):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-N6jfO5NOQ

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

Notre Dame and tOSU have byes into the playoffs. Christ, please at least make them play one another with massive, crippling injuries.

LemonJello

Your lips to Chthulu’s aural orifices!

Fronkenshteen

ND still has Pitt, Navy, NW, FSU, Syracuse, & USC. They’ll stumble.

King Hippo

of those, only FSU is a MAYBE

Unsurprised

Shit

theeWeeBabySeamus

‘Cuse could take ’em if they have a good day.

King Hippo

I don’t think so, ND ain’t dumb like Son of Clem.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Are we sure about that?

King Hippo

unfortunately, yes

LemonJello

And they could use an AK.

Unsurprised

Goddamnit. Don’t fuck this up, SC.

LemonJello

Can we just go to a running clock in this ND/VaTech game and get this non-consensual intercourse over with?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Stanford might be overranked.
Nobody tell John Elway …. unless you have a handful of oats to soothe him first, however.

Spur

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Unsurprised

Interesting. I never knew about this subreddit.

h

ttps://old.reddit.com/r/CelebsOnShow/

King Hippo

she has mah attention!

Spur
King Hippo

Squeeze is so, so, so good

Spur

Hokies can’t do math

Unsurprised

You can’t add to a perfect burn like that.

Unsurprised

Expected Stevie. Wasn’t disappointed.

Unsurprised

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Were her nudes leaked before or after my hiatus? I ask because if you missed them, they’re worth binging.

Unsurprised

h

ttp://thefappening.us/jane-levy/jane-levy-leaked-and-thefappening-new-22-photos/

King Hippo

Maybe I missed many bets, but I saved much moneys being too drunk to drive to nudie bar! Let’s call it even.

King Hippo

and I did hit SDSU moneyline bet on Smurf Turf for my ego (+450, 13.5 point dogs)

Unsurprised

Azkicks win? What a world!

yeah right

I was wondering where you made yourself off to.

Spur

“Good Morning Spur,”
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Unsurprised

She can occupy my strip.

Spur
LemonJello

These Catholics just won’t take “no” for an answer. Wonder where they learned that?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hee hee.

Fronkenshteen

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Fronkenshteen

Uhh…I think this Boykin fellow is going NFL.

Spur

and that is game. ND will cover

Unsurprised

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I already miss summer.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I know this one….

She has big boobies and a big butt.

Fronkenshteen

Per. Fection.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Unsurprised

o7

King Hippo

ah liked the French one with the black hair

Unsurprised

Gimme a minute.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Damn, I forgot to eat today.
No wonder I’m so fucking drunk.

King Hippo

goddamn, I is drunk (this is what we should all ponder as the bombs fall):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH1OZe98J5U

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Evening

LemonJello

Heeyyyyyyyy
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Fronkenshteen

God DAMN I can’t wait for KC – JAX tomorrow. Especially since I benched Mahomes.

King Hippo

how in the name of Sweet Jesus Tittyfuck did that game not get flexed to national (at least 4p) coverage??

Fronkenshteen

Flexing doesn’t start till when?

Spur

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Unsurprised

Hey, shitdicks.

King Hippo

been out slaying poon all day, ah trust??

Unsurprised

I’ve been trying to finish writing. Now I’m just watching movies.

King Hippo

Manifesto? Going full Unabomber?

Unsurprised

Nah. Just your average sci-fi/fantasy fiction.

yeah right

If you’re any good we’ve got a Friday afternoon slot.

Have your agent call me.

Unsurprised

Shit. What happened to Beastmode?

yeah right

Exactly.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hopefully he’ll be back soon.

Unsurprised

Ditto

theeWeeBabySeamus

Agreed…I’d love to read it.

LemonJello

Sup?
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Spur
Fronkenshteen

These WEEI announcers are a couple of whiny cawksuckahs.

King Hippo

Drunk accomplishment: made mah bed!

/washed sheets this afternoon

//ewwww, now will be full of drunken flop sweat and need more washin’

yeah right

I will go fully on record that you need to make your bed every morning!

It’s not that hard.
What if you bring somebody home?

You’re shit looks tight!

King Hippo

counterpoint – am MOAR likely to sprout wings and fly

yeah right

Counter point accepted!

Spur

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Spur
Spur

Which Pac12 game we watching?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Doing the ND/VT :: Utes/Trees flipping.

King Hippo

Trees/Utes

King Hippo

Fronk – Purple Balls Jesus was a full go today, would play him over Bilal Powell now.

Fronkenshteen

Yeah. He’s in. I remember that testy exchange (am I the best set-up man on this site, or what?) he had on the sideline with Payton. Washington HAS to harness that anger, right?

King Hippo

or he could just beat teh fuck out his kids, potato, potato pronounced wrong

Fronkenshteen

His last game before the bye was awesome. He was dishing out the punishment.

Fronkenshteen

ESPN Fantasy has a REALLY high projection on Powell. 9.7, I think. A number that doesn’t account for Crowell, who I think will lead them in carries, at all!

Senor Weaselo

Sanchez did a good? The Yankees did a good with runners on?

Senor Weaselo

Evening lizard people.

LemonJello

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Spur

yo

theeWeeBabySeamus

Bud Foster might need to find a new job soon.

herodotus450

Cowbells shut the door on Au burn. Auburnites look like they saw a black person at their drinking fountain.

Spur

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Guns Up!!!!!!

Fronkenshteen

Who?…

Unsurprised

h

ttps://old.reddit.com/r/NieceWaidhofer/

Spur
yeah right

I fucking love Roxy Music.

Senor Weaselo

I love UK, so it works.

Spur

ND can put the Hokies away here with a TD.