It’s a three-day weekend for Canadians, and I hope most Americans as well. It’s Thanksgiving up here, because we give thanks for the return of hockey season, and the winter that has come to define our national character.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Sens at Leafs – 7:00PM | CBC
- Jets at Stars – 7:00PM | Sportsnet360
- Habs at Pens – 7:00PM | City / NHLN
- Canucks at Flames – 10:00PM | CBC
- NCAA:
- Kentucky at Texas A&M – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- SMU at UCF – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Washington at UCLA – 7:30PM | FOX
- Auburn at Mississippi State – 7:30PM | ESPN2
- Notre Dame at Virginia Tech – 8:00PM | ABC
- California at Arizona – 10:00PM | FS1
- Utah at Stanford – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Fresno State at Nevada – 10:30PM | ESPNU
- CFL:
- Argonauts at Lions – 7:00PM | TSN
- MLB:
- Game 2: ALDS
- Yankees at Red Sox – 8:00PM | TBS / Sportsnet
- Game 2: ALDS
- UFC 229 Prelims:
- Khabib vs. McGregor: From Las Vegas – 8:00PM | FS1
- Formula One Racing:
- Honda Japanese Grand Prix – 1:00AM | ESPN2 / TSN
Nice to see the Chargers are getting ready for their game Sunday.
Practice notes: Chargers piping in crowd noise to prep for Raiders. WR Travis Benjamin has a pink cast on his right foot today. RT Joe Barksdale and LT Russell Okung out there.
— Sam Fortier (@Sam4TR) October 4, 2018
THEY’RE PLAYING AT HOME!
Kentucky losing (on the football field)? Auburn losing? It’s like a christmas miracle!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOK3rqVgN2I
the one with Jennifer Connelly is better ,, smh
FRONKENPARLAY – 3 Team
Miami +221 @ Cincy
Arizona +142 @ SF
Minnesota +148 @ Phil
$100 gets you $1826. Good luck!
good luck
No shit
Leg 1: Mixon may be gimpy. AJ is groin-ey. Eifert ded. Burfict not in game shape, but will be out there. Drake running hard. Miami passing game IMPOSSIBLE to predict, but FAST AS FUCK. Gesicki has breakout game with Derby hurt. FG game.
Leg 2: 50/50. Arizona has a good secondary, and really only has to worry about Kittle, who Beathard will have tunnel vision with. Breida hyperextended his knee 2 weeks ago, and Alf is slow and fumbles. Rosen has possibly the best safety valve in football till Bell checks back in, Fitz, a decent TE in Seals-Jones, and pretty good young WRs nipping at 11’s heels. FG battle could be problematic, since Gould has been lights out. Johnson should be the difference here. I’m not worried about “home-field advantage” in that stadium either.
Leg 3: Cousins is going to blitz this defense through the air. Everyone knows it. And there isn’t a single fucking thing anyone can do about it. Thielen, Diggs, and Rudolph are going to run free all afternoon; dodging batteries and pissbottles, sure, but chunking the Philly secondary all fucking day. The ensuing gaps will give chocolate Cookie Monster giant exploitable holes and goal line smashies akimbo. I think this one goes OT.
I like the cut of your jib!
Great game from traditional SEC powers Kentucky and Tamu
“You don’t have to cover up on my account.”
please kick so I get the ATS end.
Dead hokie
#95??!! is SHORT, SHORT!!!! from 43 yards. Just go fuck yourselves.
You’ll break even. aTm gonna go conservative and kick.
Sorry, I stand corrected.
A gassed defense and no offense is not a good recipe in OT.
Sorry man.
I want Kenfucky’s QB’s head on a pike. A crisp $20 bill to the Commentist who provides same to Hippo.
i missed it. what did he do?
act like there’s no such thing as a pass rush, on 3rd and 2. As he has all night long. Fucking moe-ron.
Aww, $20? I wanted a peanut.
too bad, I ain’t keeping peanuts in the house, they’s messy
Gonna be a rough night in the trailer parks of Blacksburg after this game.
Well, rougher than usual.
NOICE run for ND.
I wish I could just get my moneys back for ML and cash my +5.5 bet. Because it’s really a DRAW damn it.
How in the holy fuck were they +5.5 to begin with?
Interesting to note the Jets/Donks line moved 3 points in Denver’s favor. A western team on the road on a short week playing at 1:00. Curious.
Donks match up well with Jest. But no idea how we’uns will react emotionally to the Chefs Monday Nighter. I am staying far, far away.
Also a huge reason I’m fading Mahomey the Clown. Short week + Jacksonville D = pain.
This is where one wishes one had the extra half-point.
http://togapartypodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/MeatballsCampfireHook.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIiyT67Sjbg
Yanx have something cooking!
overall sideboob!!
I am very in favor of her fashion sense.
UK’s QB is a class-A moe-ron.
kicker is #95, never mind, we is going to OT
I really hope you didn’t bet Kentucky. In Football.
YUP. Of course, if they lose by less than 5.5, I will break even, bet ATS and ML.
Honestly I didn’t even look at that game.
But we all know how UK Football ends.
I’ll pray foar no worse than a aTm FG for you, however.
They’re not gonna win, however.
And those special teams….Jeebus wept.
Fucking Kenfucky almost let ’em make 3rd and 19 running a goddamned trap play.
alright, Kenfucky, you have given Hippo hope. Let Jimbo shit himself, and go back to Lexington 6-0.
@balls – I am finally drinking that Michelada you kindly brought over during World Cup. Gracias!
Hope you’re enjoying it!
Hm. My cousin got recruited to play for Iowa State last week and now they knocked off Oklahoma State. It’s that sort of immediate impact that’ll help him in the draft.
He should declare for the draft now.
Gruden is already looking to trade that talent away!
WILDCATSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnjLlDY_xww
“Progressive Pylon Cam”
Really? Does every fucking thing really need to be sold to advertising?
The Prudential Answer to Your Rhetorical Questions is “Yes.”
OK, that was clever. But I think I need to go back to keeping mah TV muted at all times during sportsballingz, whilst (hehehe) listening to music in the headphones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgMkST2rUR8
Flo can only do so much.
SHILL!!!1111
I thought it was progressive in terms of not being conservative or retrograde. Now I know better and am pissed off.
I fucking hate everything in the world.
/especially the Kenfucky “offense”
Game on.
Do the gold helmets somehow negate the ref’s ability to throw a flag?
Welp, except for that targeting ejection.
“Pizza delive…oh shit, this is another movie, isn’t it?”
I have a feeling she’d like me.
Well, at least for a little while. Then she’d kill me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLvFbBR4XOg
Great song, but I could have done without hearing it currently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei_GZnrr1nw&ab_channel=jesperisbo
Hokie QB is trash
There are four combined (English speaking) radio announcers for the yanx/sawx game. 3 have Boyleston street accents. One is Suzyn Waldman. I’m a yankee fan. I’m on WEEI. So fucking sad.
WEAH AHH EVERYWEAH NO ONE DENIES THIS
ND’s defense already looks gassed.
This could get ugly in the 2nd half.
Orrrrrr….that could happen.
JEEBUS ACC COASTAL DIVISION YOU SUCK SO HARD!!!!!!!!!
Irish QB got fucking lit up.
He got lit up? Kind of obvious because he’s Irish
[becomes furious]
[attempts witty rebuttal]
[spills beer on ipad]
[hates self]
[howls at sky]
[weeps helplessly]
[passes out]
[wakes up]
[goes to mass]
[is forgiven]
[goes to bakery]
[buys hard seeded rolls, jelly doughnuts]
[feasts]
[watches football]
[is ok]
I’m just happy you didn’t say “hard seeded buns”.
YES I’M GOING BACK TO TIMEOUT NOW!!!!!!
But how’s the Ipad?
Hokie D does a good, then Hokie O shits it away
Best bet tomorrow HAS to be Carolina -6.5 vs NYG, right? That sounds like easy fucking money.
Watch Eli throw for 430 yards and four touchdowns.
Does that get him a party at Chuck E. Cheese afterward?
Panthers’ wideouts make me nervous for that bet. I’d still take it, but I wouldn’t say it’s easy money
I bet on Los Gigantes when it was 7.5, glad the line is moving that direction. Black Panthers don’t blow folk out. I expect FG-kakke
Nice hold by ND.
Jesus wept
Shouldn’t have taken the under in the ‘Bama game, Jesus.
Odds on ND getting into the playoff this year and then getting ass-blasted by ‘Bama?
NC State has a better chance of sneaking into the playoff than ND does.
No, I’m not joking.
For the record, however, I’m not saying either will happen.
“5 to 1, baby. 1 in 5.”
low on vodka, it’s a whiskey night.
@Hippo… You weren’t kidding about that Snowfall finale. That was intense. Franklin got he Adidas back tho, no doubt.
(and I wouldn’t want to be Ray Ray next season)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJK13ksI4Ws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fjg7N_mGaU
See?!? The puffer jacket is awesome!
Wrong colour tho.
Nah, it’s perfect
Uhh…may I have my jacket back, please?
Holy shit. What’s this tall glass of vodka’s name?
Winter is coming…over to fuck
vodka time
yeah, definitely 10 minutes to blackout