Your “Decoded And Used” Saturday Evening Open Thread

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It’s a three-day weekend for Canadians, and I hope most Americans as well. It’s Thanksgiving up here, because we give thanks for the return of hockey season, and the winter that has come to define our national character.

  

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Sens at Leafs – 7:00PM | CBC
    • Jets at Stars – 7:00PM | Sportsnet360
    • Habs at Pens – 7:00PM | City / NHLN
    • Canucks at Flames – 10:00PM | CBC
  • NCAA:
    • Kentucky at Texas A&M – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
    • SMU at UCF – 7:00PM | ESPNU
    • Washington at UCLA – 7:30PM | FOX
    • Auburn at Mississippi State – 7:30PM | ESPN2
    • Notre Dame at Virginia Tech – 8:00PM | ABC
    • California at Arizona – 10:00PM | FS1
    • Utah at Stanford – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN2
    • Fresno State at Nevada – 10:30PM | ESPNU
  • CFL:
    • Argonauts at Lions – 7:00PM | TSN
  • MLB:
    • Game 2: ALDS
      • Yankees at Red Sox – 8:00PM | TBS / Sportsnet
  • UFC 229 Prelims:
    • Khabib vs. McGregor: From Las Vegas – 8:00PM | FS1
  • Formula One Racing:
    • Honda Japanese Grand Prix – 1:00AM | ESPN2 / TSN

Nice to see the Chargers are getting ready for their game Sunday.

THEY’RE PLAYING AT HOME!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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I got kicked out if special ed for being too special, so i believe you.

This kid is going places. Where to, I have no idea. I just know that it’ll be in a short bus.

https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/4sbxhc/i_am_16_in_marching_band_and_have_autism_and_add/

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OOK

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Sometimes you just need a ride downtown.

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Brocky

So i was at a wedding last night, one of my best friends, he met his wife at a karaoke bar, long story short, DJ made them do karaoke at random points during the night, and the groom chose to sing this.

Long story short after a bunch of the drunk fellas (myself included) rushed the stage mid song, we made him continue singing while lifting him on a chair Hebrew style.

None of us are jewish

Good times were had.

Brocky

I’ll give a full break down tomorrow

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“Some” alcohol was consumed I take it.

Brocky

Our designated driver had to call an Uber.

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Well done.

Brocky

At least I don’t think any of us are jewish

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Did you check?

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Brocky

Listen, we both know there’s no way for me to answer this and you not make a joke out of it, so go ahead and post a gif

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Naw, I’ll leave it uncut.

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You can use this one:

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Brocky

So… someone wanna give me a tldr on what the fuck happened after ufc there? Like, why does it look like wwe?

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Ooh. The 2008 Ana.

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ballsofsteelandfury

WOOO! Who’s got two thumbs and just won the DFO Rugby Championship Tipping Contest?!?!

theeWeeBabySeamus

/cuts off one of balls’ thumbs

Ya ain’t so fancy now, are ya?

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Fair play

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Flue shot? Hey, just because I bent a 14 yr old over in front of the fireplace….

Shit I’ve said too much.

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“You’re fine, that’s old.”

-Roy Moore

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And soon to be legal.

Col. Duke LaCross

Lights out in Japan in twenty minutes.

/Not a repeat from August 6, 1945

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Bring it, bitch.

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I forgot which of you is into boots.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Ummmmm, that would be me.

Holy shitballz.

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Her whole subreddit is pretty impressive. She’s a Chiver and basic Instagram ho, but still, tit and ass cleavage is still cleavage. There are some decent stockings photos, too.

https://old.reddit.com/r/NieceWaidhofer/

theeWeeBabySeamus

hummina hummina

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I think I am now

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I should be too old for this epic bacon shit, but it’s still pretty funny.

King Hippo
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ttps://66.media.tumblr.com/b795ebaa8a2ed7193f96d7f64f4780b2/tumblr_opsta5i3ve1tntk3go1_1280.gif

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I didn’t laugh.

/totally laughed

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The gif replied to is another one we don’t laugh at.

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The day I don’t laugh at a Uranus joke is the day I am declared legally brain dead.

Spur

Zona and Cal is a better game

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Compared to what?

King Hippo
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King Hippo

all white ppl shud die ,, ppl forget that

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Sweater weather

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ve got a really great lint roller.

And by “lint roller” I mean my face.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well lookit Utah trynna pull an “NC State”.

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Better than NC State people knocking on your door trying to sell you coloring books.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And they always make you buy the crayons separately.

That’s how they get ya.

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when you nut, but she keep suckin’.

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I’ll let the cleaning lady in in the morning.

King Hippo

/wud gladly pay an extra $20 a week for DAT VIEW

//sadly, have checked Craigslist

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Goddamn Congress passing that stupid and actually harmful to innocent people FOSTA/SESTA Act.

King Hippo

PREACH, BRUTHA!!!!

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Spur

1 more drink!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehehe….now that’s funny.

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OOoooh. The guy who made the Ana compilation made one for Kate Beckinsale.

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ttps://gfycat.com/HideousAggressiveJenny

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And Emmy Rossum

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ttps://gfycat.com/ComplexMediocreCondor

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Fronkenshteen

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A redditor made this wonderful compilation of Ana de Armas’s best nude scenes.

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ttps://gfycat.com/BlushingRepulsiveGonolek

Fronkenshteen

Fuckin carnage in the top 10 today.

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That’s probably for the best.

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There is another gif of this “series” posted yesterday. Good views.

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I’m sure the whole video is available somewhere.

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No shit.

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these Pac12 games are boring. this Trees/Magic Undies game needs to get better.

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I’d start smoking pot if it meant hanging out with her.

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Guilty.

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Catholic school was a trip.

(Plenty of priests have raped girls, too)

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I couldn’t pick just one, so I collected the best of the ones I found doing a quick search.

https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/mlbsysvm/

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I do like this one, though.

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Wakezilla

She better put some sun screen on

King Hippo

/volunteers for peel duty