NFL UK action kicks off this Sunday. We’re also into Spooktober and, assuming Fox didn’t bust him out last week, I assume we’ll start seeing the return of the robot with the jack-o-lantern head this weekend.
All just gimmicks, of course, to distract you from the on-field product.
Another good distraction? Quotables. As always, great performances all around. You all keep on producing these results content for free and I’m sure many of you are going to see this free exposure really pay off! Afterall, [YouTube Sensation] didn’t become [YouTube Sensation] overnight — though I’m sure you already know [his/her] story.
And with that, I’ve reached the word limit DTZM warned me to get back to meeting so below are your Week 5 Results!
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THIS BFC, I CALL HIM THE 2018 CHICAGO BEARS OF QUOTABLES BECAUSE HE’S OFF TO AN INEXPLICABLE HOT START AND WILL INVARIABLY SHIT THE BED SOMETIME VERY SOON
all of y’all doubters of The Prophecy just sicken me.
As a long time mostly lurker/occasional commenter here (and at KSK before), I am unreasonably proud of the recognition — easily my signature accomplishment this week (month?).
Thanks, all, and keep up the excellent dick jokery
Hard to lose when you’re making cracks about the Fitzpatrick cycle of success.
Spooktober?? How about a no ofence ,, smh
/Bill Parcells looks over the top of his newspaper
“Oh, Spook? I misheard you.”
Uh oh. Peter Thiel might be coming to sue Internet Dad soon.
https://deadspin.com/1829709453
TROY says the Giants are just playing out the season at this point.
August called, it wants it’d obvious facts back.
Welcome to the party, Downfield Matriculator! Beers are in the fridge.
As long as you’re in there grab one for me too.
Since you’re making a trip, can you get one for me?
“Yes. Me want two beers.”
Is it speak like THE BEN day in the clubhouse?
Thanks, sounds like maybe we’ll need a keg based on the responses (and past history)
– Brett Kavanaugh, planning for a quiet evening of yelling by himself
I’m pretty sure that’s his pumpkin in the feature image