Some days, you just don’t give two shits & just want to hear a happy song. This is one of those days. Besides, I’m not going to sit here and let you badmouth the United States of America.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Leafs at Capitals – 7:00PM | CBC / NHLN
- Canucks at Panthers – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
- the “empty arena” game
- Penguins at Habs – 7:00PM | City
- Flames at Avalanche – 10:00PM | CBC
- NCAA:
- Missouri at Alabama – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Miami at Virginia – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Virginia Tech at U*North Carolina – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- West Virginia at Iowa State – 7:00PM | FS1
- Wisconsin at Michigan – 7:30PM | ABC
- Hawaii at BYU – 10:15PM | ESPN2
- Colorado at Southern California – 10:30PM | FS1
- Wyoming at Fresno State – 10:30PM | ESPNU
- CFL:
- Lions vs. Stampeders – 8:00Pm | TSN
- MLB:
- Astros at Red Sox – 8:00PM | TBS / Sportsnet
- MMA:
- Bellator – Fedor Emelianenko vs. Chael Sonnen – 9:00PM | Paramount
Reminder: there still time to vote for your favourite Battlebots battle. WHATCHA GOT TO LOSE?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C69RtZzKsFE
REALLY going to fucking hate VPI after tonight. Jism monkeys.
You got to be ROLLING Mr. Hippo.
I Stand in Awe.
I am still laughing at Yeah Right’s circumcision forecast.
3rd and 28? JV NFL BLITZ!
28-20 is an acceptable cover
Also, it seems like this group of Cousinfuckers might have been a tad overrated by me, Christ
Our offense has been all kinds of assy tonight.
could have sworn we’d see a new fixture after the blocked FG score, but NOPE, new can of ass. Cornpone State ain’t even a good D, are they??
The UVA/Da U fixture is soooooooo Coastal Division
Nobody ever tells me nuthin’
gonna be hard (PHRASING!!) to unsee that!
Jalan Hurts blows give me the Samoa kid
PHRASING!
“yeah, I called DIBS” – Marc T., Parts Unknown
I maintain Final Fantasy VI/3(US) was the greatest pure RPG made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz8I8jvD0Ew
Correct, but what’s also correct is that the best Final Fantasy is actually Chrono Trigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi_D97cHcbQ
no Secret of Mana was better.
it goes
Chrono Trigger
Secret of Mana
FF VI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeHRceDk_e8
evening!
back in New England from a long road trip. Should I root for these red sox? I think i might….
What’s the weather like?
Looks cold at the game.
Partly cloudy with chance of circumcision.
Got it.
found a funny:
Venmo is by far my favorite social media. Did Greg give Kevin money for helping him rake leaves or did they get high as fuck?? You decide!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN2OCgokq8Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN_y8rzaCG8
LOL
I want a Django Unchained sequel that covers their time in the winter in the mountains. Django learns to be a bounty hunter from Dr. Schultz.
who says NO?
Dumbasses
Now I would watch that.
This guy dyed.
It’s pretty heartwarming that Missouri hired a down on his luck tweaker to design their helmet logo.
I want Harbaugh back in the NFL. As the Browns, Jags…….Cowboys coach!
Oh shit….that has me hard. Jim Harbaugh as the Cowboys coach.
Zeke will have all the milk for his cereal.
Hail Satan!
SUDDEN CHANGE!!!!!!!
I didn’t even have the excuse of being on a plane jus now.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js
ESPN’s win probability chart for the Alabama game is hilarious.
I love that painting in the banner image. Fucking gorgeous.
One of the reasons I went to Chicago was just to see that painting. It’s incredible.
Is Ferris real? I like the theory that you just hallucinated him as a way of living your best life, but I don’t know if there is enough proof that was what was going on in the movie.
I think he is. It’s not like he’s the only outrageous character in the movie. Everyone is in their own way.
Satan….wake up. Spur took the over.
I’m cracking myself up at the image of TWBS yelling HURRY HARD on a random Canadian street…
He is going to kill me and take my identity isn’t he?
Hehehehe….stop fucking laughing at my expense.
Unless you buy me some weed first.
Orrrrr a hooker. You know, whatever’s easiest.
But tell her ahead of time I’m not paying extra for that “Maple Syrup Thing” this time.
You get it, you pay for it.
I really dislike the University* of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.
I dislike everything about them from the faux morality, to their lying and cheating straight to your face and knowing nothing will ever come of it.
Jesse Helms, fuck that guy. But he did say one thing once that I will give him credit for.
“They need to build a wall all the way around Chapel Hill and just fill it with water”.
tWBS’ own preference would be a series of targeted drone strikes, but I can compromise.
HAIL SHANK’LOR
She’s quite lovely.
I SAW HER FIRST!!!!!!
yes, those are peanuts.
I might have been wrong. WVU’s defense just hopped on the short bus.
After a bye week last week the Reedley Tigers took a road trip to Gilroy, CA to take on Gavilan college today.
So much for home field advantage.
38-6 Reedley fucking Tigers!
Six and oh!
On the day my nephew’s defense gave up 73 total yards including -9 yards rushing.
Damn.
Sudden Change in Tuscaloosa?
No, not really, but that was fun to watch.
How the hell is ‘Bama already up by 10?
Holy shit.
Will Grier is teh shit.
Hail Satan!
holy shit, they got TEN in the first 2 minutes. On the road. They should just have the playoffs for 2nd place.
Looks like ’twill be a glorious slaughter.
Merde, they’ll get in Hail Mary range, though one would expect the Blessed Virgin to be covering her ears…
Good for the Ducks.
U-Dub loses again.
and teh Paedos TRAIL with 19 ticks remaining!!
Sparty done a good?
yup, late TD in Happy Valley, no less. Did nae play it safe for OT.
really happy VPI has a touched down already
Enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Sparty faked a FG before, so now will miss one at the gun.
I still say WVU is a darkhorse to take the whole enchilada.
they could give Bama a game, but they won’t get in the tourney
They don’t have Bama’s depth, no doubt.
But if they run the table and don’t have any injuries which change things on the two deep, I can see it.
again, would take an act of God to keep Clemson, tOSU, and/or ND out. Just look at the schedules.
Yep, I know. WVU will suffer from schedule. Which is why they’ll need to run the table and hope foar help.
But I really do think they’re at least the second best team in teh country.
BayBay fucks the chicken. Paedos run out of bounds on 3rd down and Sparty will have one last chance to fuck up.
Sparty has totes disappoint me this year.
Fuck ’em.
BayBay trying to nip one from the Steer Fuckers.
D’awwwww….Rob put the asterisk in. I love that guy.
Still gonna steal his dogs, however.