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Your “Listen Children, All Is Not Lost” Saturday Evening Open Thread

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Some days, you just don’t give two shits & just want to hear a happy song. This is one of those days. Besides, I’m not going to sit here and let you badmouth the United States of America.

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Leafs at Capitals – 7:00PM | CBC / NHLN
    • Canucks at Panthers – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
      • the “empty arena” game
    • Penguins at Habs – 7:00PM | City
    • Flames at Avalanche – 10:00PM | CBC
  • NCAA:
    • Missouri at Alabama – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
    • Miami at Virginia – 7:00PM | ESPN2
    • Virginia Tech at U*North Carolina – 7:00PM | ESPNU
    • West Virginia at Iowa State – 7:00PM | FS1
    • Wisconsin at Michigan – 7:30PM | ABC
    • Hawaii at BYU – 10:15PM | ESPN2
    • Colorado at Southern California – 10:30PM | FS1
    • Wyoming at Fresno State – 10:30PM | ESPNU
  • CFL:
    • Lions vs. Stampeders – 8:00Pm | TSN
  • MLB:
    • Astros at Red Sox – 8:00PM | TBS / Sportsnet
  • MMA:
    • Bellator – Fedor Emelianenko vs. Chael Sonnen – 9:00PM | Paramount

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Look Honey. What lovely place for our picnic!!!!! Such view!!!! So pastoral!!!! Breathtaking!!!!! I don’t see how anything could go wrong….

OH GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Even in nice places you gotta hang the KKK.

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Brick Meathook

Whoa! I just poured out some peanut M&Ms, and this is exactly what happened!

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ballsofsteelandfury

Green dick!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WOOD DICK!!

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Mr. Ayo

It’s a bit late to be eating candy, mister.

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Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

My initial thought at this was: “Why would someone photoshop potatoes into this picture and color them green”

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You use scissors to open peanut M&Ms small pack?

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Brick Meathook

my staff opens them for me i dunno how they do it

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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“WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?”

-Blair Walsh

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Brick Meathook

Always look on the bright side of life: it could have been taller.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Wonder if his name is Brian.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Where were all those assholes when I needed them.

– Some Random Dude From Nazareth

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yeah right

Welcome to KDFO radio where every night is eighties night!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl65umwc5JU

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ballsofsteelandfury

I do wish teh Hippo would have listened to me on that USC- Colorado game…

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

Do those costumes come with dick holes?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Button or zipper.

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Mr. Ayo

He may not have his thumbs, but he still has his pills and system.

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yeah right

Is that Athens Georgia in the house?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq2NH8Yinl8

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

I found some art.

Love this guy.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That guy does really weird shit.

Yes, I love his work too.

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yeah right

He did a collaboration with Stan Ridgeway of Wall of Voodoo when they opened at LACMA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIiWtGa2TmU

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I did not know that. Cool.

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Gratliff

From my “Things that I’m still angry about” collection:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqfRus5ePmI

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blaxabbath

So valid

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Spanky Datass

The “Quarterback’s College Town Effect” is strong on the 506.com maps this week.
https://506sports.com/

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blaxabbath

I miss our 506 analysisz

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Spanky Datass

I noticed: LAC @ CLE The Baker Mayfield Effect in BIG12ish country (Former North Division).
LAR @ DEN The Case Keenum Effect in U of Houston territory.
BAL @ TEN The Marcus Marrotia Effect in Oregon.
I’m sure there are more but I’m a bit drung so …

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Spanky Datass

Fucked this up the first time; Hope the edit is correcter.

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blaxabbath

Where’s my NHL ‘93 love?

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Gratliff

Sir, that is actually NHLPA ’93 hockey which was licensed by the union instead of the league, and features Kirk Mullen as a god amongst men.

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Wakezilla

NHLPA 93 is good, NHL 94 is better tho

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Gratliff

Wasn’t NHL 94 the one without fights?

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blaxabbath

Yeah – 93 was the last one with fights. I think ‘95 added the Panthers and sped gameplay up a bit. ‘94 was just a really solid hockey game — but no fights.

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King Hippo

Oh I loved the early-mind 90s NHL games. I played that on Sega, though.

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blaxabbath

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yeah right

NHL Hitz was fun as fuck.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

American Idol Alumn, Antonella Barba, was arrested today for heroin. Such a shame because she’s very, very friendly

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King Hippo

Well, now I’d REALLY like to meet her.

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Wakezilla

She’ll put a spell on you

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

There is no……..quick fix for this.

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blaxabbath

Gotta sell something if she ain’t moving…..CDs?

We still on CDs? I don’t know man. I saw the Fat Jewish was up for artist of the year and so now I’m completely lost as to how the music industry works anymore.

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Gratliff

Anyway, here’s the correct RPG Top 10 not necessarily in list form:

Final Fantasy VI
Chrono Trigger
Zelda: A Link To the Past
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Dragon Age Origins
World of Warcraft
Final Fantasy IX
Suikoden II
Tales of Berseria
NieR: Automata

That’s right: TWO latest gen games made the cut.

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Brick Meathook

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Spur

World of Warcraft?
Final Fantasy IX?
Suikoden II?
Tales of Berseria?

Fuck am sorry, i did not know Eagles and Wiggles fans overlapped.

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Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

Excellent list. Just beat Automata a few months ago and that was a hell of a trip.

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Senor Weaselo

LttP over Ocarina and Majora’s Mask?

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Gratliff

Without a doubt

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Wakezilla

Ice football has a Janae Rice. Tom Watson of the Ice Titans is looking at a long suspension for domestic violence. Well, his girlfriend, Jenn Guardino, just apologized for him leaving marks on her chest.

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King Hippo

I mean, he’s gotta come home to those titties – ya know? Be nice for them’s to be all unmarked and shit.

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WCS

Also, this game fucking rules. So bloody, so much fun, so controversial. I should get this back up and do my own online walk-through. I played the shit out of this, and earned a Master’s Degree in Slaughter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMDCu8JiytQ&ab_channel=Thegamerwalkthroughs

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King Hippo

if’n we can hunt animals in video games, we can hunt ppls. Why the fuck not?

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WCS

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Gratliff

Worth it just for insane Brian Cox

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Spur

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Wakezilla

Got damn!

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