It was a pretty good week – it hasn’t rained in Vancouver in almost two weeks. The view across the water at the big city has been really, really nice.
Also, I figured out the proper pizza : alcohol ratio at night in order to keep me pleasant at work the next day. Sometimes, it’s the small victories that are the sweetest.
It did kind of suck that Le’Veon ruined my pieces by not actually returning, but that’s the capricious nature of blogging. Oh well – TO THE ALCOHOL GAMES!
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- Dodgers at Brewers – 8:00PM | FS1 / Sportsnet
- Game 7, Bay-Bay!
- Dodgers at Brewers – 8:00PM | FS1 / Sportsnet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSTyAiCaoG8
- NHL:
- Blues at Leafs – 7:00PM | CBC / NHLN
- Habs at Sens – 7:00PM | Sportsnet / City
- Bruins at Canucks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet / City
- Preds at Oilers – 10:00PM | CBC
- NCAA:
- Mississippi State at LSU – 7:00PM | ESPN
- UCF at East Carolina – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Fresno State at New Mexico – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Ohio State at Purdue – 7:30PM | ABC
- Oregon at Washington State – 7:30PM | FOX
- Arizona at UCLA – 10:30PM | ESPN2
- CFL:
- Roughriders at Stampeders – 7:00PM | TSN
- NBA:
- Rockets at Lakers – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN
- Raptors at Wizards – 7:00PM | TSN2
Get a good night’s sleep – the London game is at 10:00AM Eastern. DON’T FORGET TO IRISH THOSE COFFEES!
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Please crush Boston.
Go Dodgers in six.
From your lips to Xenu’s ears
Well, credit the Buckeyes for not snapping the ball and going for a meaningless touchdown. Of course, knowing how today went, Purdue probably would picked it off and ran it back for a score.
Oh, silly, that never happens.
Mildly related rant: why the fuck is it that I seem to know a dozen packers fans off the top of my head but not a single one of them roots for the brewers?
Because all those Packers fans live in Florida or California. And they can’t name any other quarterbacks besides Farve and Rodgers.
MAJKOWSKI!!!
Kershaw’s got a balky windup
I would make a comment about there being riots in lafayette tonight.
but as usual, all the purdue kids went to IU for the weekend for the kickass party atmosphere, so it’ll be a quiet night on campus.
Purdue students have homework to do.
I’ll be very happy when these Talibeards go out of style again.
They look like shit and they look like the wearer just doesn’t give a fuck about how they look.
YOU’RE ON FUCKING TV ASSHOLES BUY A FUCKING RAZOR.
Kershaw klosing keeps knight knots keyed
Buh Bye Brewers.
alrighty, who would the ppls LIKE in the playoffs that will get fucked over in favour of a THEEEE side that lost to Purdue by 4 goddamned TDs?
ah say Oklahoma
“We want Bama”
Alabama would run a worse train on Purdue than they did on the Scottsboro Boys.
watching Alabama run on train on Notre Dame was honest to god the most cathartic moment of my life.
if that happened to purdue… omg…
Likely have to settle for Bama rogering ND once again
If that happens I will be taking a large sum of money to the casino this time.
Hey, Redishirt, gimme back that $2.32!
the fighting Irish couldn’t win a playoff game if the opponent was on a scissor lift during a windstorm
One of my (many) regrets in life is not going to down to the casino sports book and putting the kids’ college fund on Alabama to cover what I think was a 10 point spread.
Christ, there could have been $400 in there by now!
In one night, we’ve gone from will they be undefeated in the playoffs. Now we’re wondering if OSU will even be the Top 20 after this egg laying.
Urban: “Okay, okay, I get it. Next time I’ll believe the victim.”
I always wondered why they took him to the don’s house and then let him bleed all over that nice tile floor. That must have taken months to clean.
it was worth it. Tommy was a fucking asshole.
From what I’ve read the guy he was based on in real life was even worse.
Yeah, but why do it there? They could have whacked him in a car. I guess this method was more cinematic, Mr. Scorsese.
Now that’s slicing the gut and fucking the wound.
tOSU is losing as badly as Illinois did LMAO
Too bad Horatio is dead, because he would have really enjoyed that.
-gurgles happily-
-leg twitch-
Oh there will be babies in 9 months in the West Lafayette area.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsd5kswuJuQ
there really is a maximal amount of cancer kid, ABC. You passed it about 90 minutes ago. We are all shifting uncomfortably on our couches now.
Maybe they know they won’t be able to show him next year…
Jesus Christ, man.
YES, I laughed quite a bit at that
Or next week, way dude looked.
You know what? We should all go out as happy as that kid is going to. Vaya con Dios, Tyler.
yeah, he’s a Purdue fan, he knows what next week brings…
No doubt. It’s like when Warren Zevon came out and said he wanted his cancer to wait to kill him until after the next Bond film came out. He got his wish, but unfortunately that Bond movie was Die Another Day.
Righty/lefty….two run single to right. Just watch…..
Well never mind because this asshole can’t throw strikes.
You should totes start betting again. You’re due!
I am o fer due.
This is why I don’t bet baseball or hockey.
Being right doesn’t matter.
But I was right that the Brewers couldn’t muster a comeback.
This game is making me root for cancer. This game must end.
Those goal posts are fucking toast.
SAFETY DUNCE?!
Oh this is fantastic to watch. Those special teams were special.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-breathes-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-breathes-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-forgets to breath-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-turns blue-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-dies with no regrets-
can you do it again for that kickoff return??
No. I’m dead.
Jesus, pay attention.
ah read lots of apocalyptic fiction, some of it has unded in it smh
/ rummages through pockets
I hope you make good use of the $2.32, a parking receipt and, for some reason, a mint that I apparently swiped from the restaurant at lunch and then forgot about.
Reporter: “After talking to several members of the jury, they believed the defendants story that he stopped for lunch due to the contents of his wallet and couldn’t have comment the murders.”
I can think of some good use for them.
Those mints are free, so you’re not really stealing them, but it’s fun to pretend.
Buckeyes Offense & Fans: “You know. We’ve come back before. Two touchdowns. We still have a chance. All we need is for OH, WHAT THE HELL, DEFENSE?!”
That was some great form tackling technique there.
You’ll still make the Playoff.
12 for 170 and 2 td’s is a tidy evening.
I hope this kid with cancer outlives Urban Meyer.
He’s sure outlived his defensing unit…
Name one mascot rapier than Purdue Pete YOU CAN’T!!!
Google the Edmonton Oilers mascot. Looks like an alley cat with herpes, a meth addiction and no money. That will rape you.
Well, 2 b fair, a resourceful alley cat needs no moneys ,, ppl forget that
http://www.independentsportsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Hunter-Mascot.jpg
“But she was wearing a DTF button!”
Steely McBeam maybe.
He’s not so much “rapey” as he is “domestic abuse”
Rapier?
Oh Milwaukee. You’re ded now.
Yeah. “Now”
Fair point.
I’m not comfortable hating a kid fighting cancer, but fate has put me in this role.
it keeps harshing my buzz, for sure
“Forget it, Redshirt; it’s Lafayette”
if the kid likes purdue he fucking deserves it
Why would you chant “overrated” at the #2 team while you’re beating them? Don’t you want them to be correctly rated, so as to make your victory more impressive?
Think this shit through, Boilermakers!
/looks up how to make a boilermaker
//continues drinking Buffalo Trace straight, with a water back.
Methinks there will be some burninating in West Lafayette, Humphillve tonight.
yeah, but it would happen anyways.
Had to chime in here to mock Urban Meyer. Fuck that guy, and fuck the OSU.
Is it wrong to hope he dies on the pitch tonight? Because I hope he dies on the pitch tonight. And that Purdue Pete violates his corpse.
Wazzu has some underrated cheerleaders
Ever been to Pullman in the summer? You will not see them there.
yeah, I reckoned they were imports
I’ll be goddamned, Purdue just might pull this shit off.
/pre-emptively angry about tOSU getting into the playoffs anyway
Yes, but Purdue is the preferred Indiana university.
oh, fo sho. Purdue and Wazzu are two of my most favourite of Wolven sister city-types
Oregon State is probably the very bestest
“What’re you gonna do, put in Michigan!?”
OKLAHOMA!!!
WHY THE FUCK WON’T BELLINGER TUCK HIS FUCKING SHIRT IN FFS??????????
Machado gonna single to left center.
Machado gonna strike out on a shitty pitch, is what I meant to say.
lucky I had my 2-lime alkie fizzy water rage nap from 5-7:45
damn it, you talk baseball events like it was actual competitive event, screwed up my channel flippies. Had to remember what my channels was.
Like that’s my fault that your pill addled brain hit the wrong button?
Moustache Man TD pass!! GET FUCKED, Ducks!!!
Someone tell this asshole to button up his jersey.
And maybe consider getting a shave.
RESPECT THE GAME! smgdh
No haz CBS. How to be streaming London game? Does YouTube work?
I think this might be the yahoo streaming one?
If you are willing to wade through teh reddit, a stream can be found … but that can be an hella slog.
/watched parts of CFL game on reddit tonight
//has headache
That Wazzu WR will have all teh Paloose Poon ™ he can handle tonite!!
And meth! Should be a fun night.
too bad he ain’t likely to remember it ,, smh
I also want to know how Oh-ray-GAWNE ended up with MOAR greasy mullets than I have ever seen even in a country Southern high school game.
If I believed in fate, I would bet money on the Bengals with UC and OSU’s undefeated seasons being sent to the Graveyard as a sacrifice. But I keep remembering that God hates all sports teams I like and enjoys teaching me lessons like how to live with disappointment and ulcers.
Fielder’s choice, 6-4 to end the inning. You heard it here first.
Just watch….
So close!
This is why I don’t bet anymore.
Never mind. I didn’t expect the imbecile would awing at something that bad.
2-3 on the K. Jeebus.
Fuckin’ ‘ell, Purdue.
Should Urban Meyer resign?
I say YES
at least one historically ugly sister engineering school didn’t shit the pitch today!
If we were a beisbol site Yasiel Pug would be the best. Laziness, flashes of energy, needy endearing he has it all!
I have been so pleased dog sitting Mexipug, he is just as goofy as Oxipug was but with more energy and better breathing.
I never told you that one of my “specialties” became soft palate surgery with the surgical laser. Reducing the the apnea, improving the breathing.
Or maybe I did tell you. Shit I can’t remember now.
That will happen. The weed brain thing, not the pug breathing, wait, yeah, all of those things.
(goes to Angry Dome)
(sees its occupied)
(takes number)
(sits down quietly; eye twitching)
Goddammit stop throwing this guy fastballs. Give him a fucking slider and he’ll K.
fucking told ya so.