Your “Play To The Whistle” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Notes:

  • The Raiders are considering Joe Mixon as a draft pick.
    • I thought they were going to go after the “guy who punches broads” crowd once they got to Vegas.
  • Kiko Alonzo is staying in Miami. Three years, $28.8 million.
  • Jim Harbaugh, from the comfort of Michigan, says Colin Kaepernick still has what it takes to be “not just an NFL starter but a great NFL player”.
    • probably would have red-assed him into shaving the ‘fro though.
  • Speaking of Kaep, I’m not sure why Donald Trump has taken an interest in badmouthing him.
    • Kaep’s passing percentage was 59% in 2016. So far in 2017, the Trump administration hasn’t passed a thing.
      • FAKE STATS!

Finally, a good long-form read on this soft blackballing

of Colin Kaepernick by the League comes from Jed York enemy Tim Kawakami in the San Jose Mercury News. The tl;dr version is that Kaep is better than Mike Glennon & Brian Hoyer, but has too much baggage. If Blaine Gabbert – who had a worse year – gets signed before Kaep, then something is definitely afoot.


WBC:

I’m sure Don T is still too glassy-eyed to talk about it at length, but I want to highlight the little league lessons Jurickson Profar taught us all last night:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-_ncF2Ctwo

  1. Improve your Spanish, people.
  2. Keep playing until time is called.
  3. Don’t showboat a one-out single, especially in the first inning.

That was the best Puerto Rican pickoff since Hiram Rosado in 1936. The next at-bat was a two-run homer. Had it been three runs the game might not have needed extra innings, and they’d be serving fries with mayo at the WBC finale.

I still prefer Bengie Molina, but that’s because we became friends when he boarded with my buddy during his AAA days in Vancouver. But, without question, Yadi has the best arm of the three brothers.


Canada 150:

March 21, 1985: Rick Hansen.

Rick Hansen was born in Port Alberni, BC in 1957. During his high school years in Williams Lake, BC, he was paralyzed during a motor vehicle accident, when he was ejected from the bed of the truck he was riding in with friends, suffering a spinal cord injury as a result. Nevertheless, he endured extensive rehabilitation and graduated from high school & then went on to graduate from UBC with a degree in Physical Education. He also competed in numerous Paralympic Games, and competed for Canada in the 1984 Olympic Games in wheelchair track, as an exhibition sport, and was the first person to break the two-hour time record in a wheelchair marathon.

Inspired by the cross-Canada attempt of Terry Fox

Rick Hansen set out on a journey that would make history in 1985—the Man In Motion World Tour (MIMWT). The Tour became an epic two-year circumnavigation of the world in his wheelchair; the odyssey lasted 792 days, 467 of which were spent on the road. He wore out 117 tires and 11 pairs of gloves.

Rick and his team travelled through 34 countries, and over 40,000 kilometres. The Tour, which finished on May 22, 1987, raised $26 million for accessibility awareness and become a catalyst for enormous change in the removal of physical barriers and in how people with disabilities are perceived.

He is still very active today, through his Foundation. He was a torch bearer in both the 1988 & 2010 Winter Olympics, has been named a Companion to the Order of Canada, and is frequently mentioned as a candidate for Lieutenant Governor of BC or Governor General of Canada. He’s been granted numerous honorary appointments & degrees, had four high schools in Canada named after him, and in 1986, a township in Sudbury District, Ontario, previously named the Geographical Township of Stalin, altered its name to the Township of Hansen in the athlete’s honour.

Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL: Sharks at Wild – 8:30PM | NBCSN
  • World Baseball Classic Semi-Final : USA vs Japan – 9:00PM | MLB Network / Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Bulls at Raptors – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN
    • Spurs at Timberwolves – 9:30PM | ESPN / TSN
  • NCAA:
    • NIT:
      • Richmond at TCU – 7:00PM | ESPN2
      • Georgia Tech at Mississippi – 9:00PM | ESPN2

We all want a USA – PR finals, right? Come for the jingoism, STAY FOR THE CONFUSED PRESIDENTIAL TWEETS!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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JustStopDude

You want some of the finest proof that the Players Union is a fucking joke in football, just look at the Kaep situation.

It also helps that the league does everything it can to support and shield shitty owners from the repercussions of fielding bad teams season after season.

If this same exact situation was happening in MLB was happening, not only would the union be making a stink, but every single player and his agent would be making life fucking miserable for team owners on simple principle. MLB teams can’t even just cut a player for committing a major crime…there is a process that must be followed and the union will defend any member to ensure that their rights as players are respected no matter the situation.

Meanwhile the NFL union, after that last strike, got them “pudding of the month” subscriptions for every new contract*

*Contract subject to immediate cancellation at the discretion of the owners at any time.

Unsurprised

According to NPR’s promos this month, 45% of Americans don’t know what podcasts are.

The other 55% are making podcasts.

Don T

“American pride versus boricua irreverence.” Gimme fuckin break.

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laserguru

¡Los EE.UU. traen a casa la gloria!

WCS

I guess I’ve consumed enough alcohol to numb the searing pain in my knees and back. I guess that’s a positive.

laserguru

USA USA USA!

That was a fun ball game.

The US has a distinct advantage with pitching, especially late inning relief now that Melancon joined the club.

That PR team can bop though.

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Get it on!

Don T

Puerto Rico’s the home team for the final because of a better record. We’re also louder anyway.

SonOfSpam

Don’t forget Juan Epstein. And his mother.

laserguru

Juan Epstein is excused from class to watch the WBC final.

-signed Epstein’s mother

Senor Weaselo

US-Puerto Rico… LET THE TAEKS BEGIN!

Brocky

I might root for Puerto Rico just because of Baez

Mr. Ayo

USA! USA! USA!

Brocky

heard the tv go off in the other room, guess the games over?

SonOfSpam

FINALLY, gutty little America wins a baseball game!

Unsurprised

blax’s story is making me wonder when we’re going to organize BLERGH, Shan’khor, BOLTMAN! & Associates P.C.

Don T

Japan looked peppy coming to bat on the 9th. Maybe they don’t like rain.

laserguru

Or the sinking fastball.

Unsurprised

I keep forgetting The Americans is on Tuesdays. God, I love this series.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am pretty sure I have told you specifically I will watch The Americans eventually. I had failed completely so far

Unsurprised

Didn’t you start watching something else I recommended last week? Or reading it.

Unsurprised

Watching sea otters on Blue Planet now. I want an otter.

Wakezilla

Anyone watching WBC? 2-1 Yanks

Brocky

this is for my writer bros:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01l1WIC9mBo

Unsurprised

I have given myself that pep talk.

Brocky

did it work?

Unsurprised

It did.

Brocky

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I broke my chair a week (?) ago and it keeps getting worse. If I lean back I lean 45 degrees to the right now. I broke a 10 year old computer chair about 5 years ago and face planted into the box of a computer I was working on at the time and was knocked out for 30 min. I am worrying something like this will happen again (I had a huge triangle wound on my face, I worried it would scar, it didnt)

Unsurprised

Well at least you didn’t brain your damage.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I was alone, it happened at 2:30, my reaction when I woke up was to clean myself up then finish fixing the problem and getting both computers up and running. I mopped up blood that night but properly cleaned it the next day. I still worry that did actually fuck me up in some way

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Poker, anyone?

Unsurprised

You can’t prove anything!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

40 minutes and I’ll check in, a show til then

BrettFavresColonoscopy

may not make it

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Just giving you a time table for my arrival. I hit pause again so it will be a few more minutes

Brocky

in the interest of fairness, an intergender match gif that’s less feminist appealing:

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/59529/3-minute-warning-o.gif

Unsurprised

The Dave Chappelle Netflix specials are fantastic.

Wakezilla

Holy shit, Ice Liouns won in Ot?

Brocky

okay, i’m just gonna ask, has the hockey team from chicago been shadow banned from rob’s previews, because multiple times i’ve forgotten a game was on, and then only remebered after it was over.

I don’t expect him to list every NHL game, just, ehh…

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I never noticed because my dad makes pizza every time they play. Over the last few years it has gone from store bought to hand tossed to stone plate hand tossed to deep dish that takes 5 fucking hours and uses the same Newman’s Own sauce that kills my stomach so I avoid it. He is actually really good at the crusts now. Fuck the sauce. This is an actual thing that happens all regular season and the playoffs while they last

Brocky

great, now i want pizza

Don T

Yeah, I want to fuck the sauce too.

Wakezilla

Damn. That sounds delicious

Brocky

I see. figured most chicago stuff is national, just from bears games and such.

I’m spoiled

Brocky

this reminds me: to everyone with netflix, even if you’re only a casual wrestling fan, check out lucha underground, its awesome

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Or if you want to go in a different direction……

http://fat.gfycat.com/UnfortunateWildCaribou.gif

Brocky

that’s not lucha underground, no masks!