Your “Play To The Whistle” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Notes:

  • The Raiders are considering Joe Mixon as a draft pick.
    • I thought they were going to go after the “guy who punches broads” crowd once they got to Vegas.
  • Kiko Alonzo is staying in Miami. Three years, $28.8 million.
  • Jim Harbaugh, from the comfort of Michigan, says Colin Kaepernick still has what it takes to be “not just an NFL starter but a great NFL player”.
    • probably would have red-assed him into shaving the ‘fro though.
  • Speaking of Kaep, I’m not sure why Donald Trump has taken an interest in badmouthing him.
    • Kaep’s passing percentage was 59% in 2016. So far in 2017, the Trump administration hasn’t passed a thing.
      • FAKE STATS!

Finally, a good long-form read on this soft blackballing

of Colin Kaepernick by the League comes from Jed York enemy Tim Kawakami in the San Jose Mercury News. The tl;dr version is that Kaep is better than Mike Glennon & Brian Hoyer, but has too much baggage. If Blaine Gabbert – who had a worse year – gets signed before Kaep, then something is definitely afoot.


WBC:

I’m sure Don T is still too glassy-eyed to talk about it at length, but I want to highlight the little league lessons Jurickson Profar taught us all last night:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-_ncF2Ctwo

  1. Improve your Spanish, people.
  2. Keep playing until time is called.
  3. Don’t showboat a one-out single, especially in the first inning.

That was the best Puerto Rican pickoff since Hiram Rosado in 1936. The next at-bat was a two-run homer. Had it been three runs the game might not have needed extra innings, and they’d be serving fries with mayo at the WBC finale.

I still prefer Bengie Molina, but that’s because we became friends when he boarded with my buddy during his AAA days in Vancouver. But, without question, Yadi has the best arm of the three brothers.


Canada 150:

March 21, 1985: Rick Hansen.

Rick Hansen was born in Port Alberni, BC in 1957. During his high school years in Williams Lake, BC, he was paralyzed during a motor vehicle accident, when he was ejected from the bed of the truck he was riding in with friends, suffering a spinal cord injury as a result. Nevertheless, he endured extensive rehabilitation and graduated from high school & then went on to graduate from UBC with a degree in Physical Education. He also competed in numerous Paralympic Games, and competed for Canada in the 1984 Olympic Games in wheelchair track, as an exhibition sport, and was the first person to break the two-hour time record in a wheelchair marathon.

Inspired by the cross-Canada attempt of Terry Fox

Rick Hansen set out on a journey that would make history in 1985—the Man In Motion World Tour (MIMWT). The Tour became an epic two-year circumnavigation of the world in his wheelchair; the odyssey lasted 792 days, 467 of which were spent on the road. He wore out 117 tires and 11 pairs of gloves.

Rick and his team travelled through 34 countries, and over 40,000 kilometres. The Tour, which finished on May 22, 1987, raised $26 million for accessibility awareness and become a catalyst for enormous change in the removal of physical barriers and in how people with disabilities are perceived.

He is still very active today, through his Foundation. He was a torch bearer in both the 1988 & 2010 Winter Olympics, has been named a Companion to the Order of Canada, and is frequently mentioned as a candidate for Lieutenant Governor of BC or Governor General of Canada. He’s been granted numerous honorary appointments & degrees, had four high schools in Canada named after him, and in 1986, a township in Sudbury District, Ontario, previously named the Geographical Township of Stalin, altered its name to the Township of Hansen in the athlete’s honour.

Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL: Sharks at Wild – 8:30PM | NBCSN
  • World Baseball Classic Semi-Final : USA vs Japan – 9:00PM | MLB Network / Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Bulls at Raptors – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN
    • Spurs at Timberwolves – 9:30PM | ESPN / TSN
  • NCAA:
    • NIT:
      • Richmond at TCU – 7:00PM | ESPN2
      • Georgia Tech at Mississippi – 9:00PM | ESPN2

We all want a USA – PR finals, right? Come for the jingoism, STAY FOR THE CONFUSED PRESIDENTIAL TWEETS!

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Our current Secretary of State didn’t want the job but took it because his wife made him take it.

/power drills own skull

Gratliff

It’s like a real life version of the South Park cop’s wife giving him a pep talk so he doesn’t succumb to the fatigue of oppressing black people

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Did that cop’s wife say his oppression was part of God’s plan? Cuz Tilly’s wife did.

/power drills other side of head

Unsurprised

Fuck!

Brocky

damn you gratliff, you sent me down this rabbit hole:

http://talesfromtheturnbuckle.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Sablebomb-Marc-Mero.gif

Wakezilla

Good old Sable. She was something back in the day

Gratliff

There’s one out there of Madusa nearly murdering some schlub with a powerbomb botch. I remember Sable’s initial move to performer after splitting from Mero being good, and then awful for like 2 years.

Brocky

Starccade 1999, god why can’t my photographic memory be used for a productive purpose?

I got annoyed with sable’s singles push after only a few months. just, ehhhh,

I preferred 2003 Milfy sable’s feud with torrie

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Brocky

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Brocky

lol that’s just a cuckhold segment, that’s cheating man

Wakezilla

There it is. Ice Bears tie it up with Ice Liouns

litre_cola

That is not how the Ice Liouns battle the Ice Bombers for precious 9th place!

Wakezilla

Spoke too soon. Goal was reviewed and it was offside.

Ice Liouns are gunning for 29th now.

Don T

And Bengie Molina’s great. If you have a story, I’d love to read it.

Unsurprised

Moulin Rouge?

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Anyone else see the guy who owned himself on Twitter scolding Apple for a Google search that suggested he look up a porn star?

Wakezilla

Yup! I posted the actual tweet aboot that earlier in this thread.

Wakezilla

Ice Liouns had a 3 goal lead. They’re going in the fetal position, which means the ice Bears will score 4 in a row and win….

It’s now 4-3 Ice Liouns

Brocky

took me longer than i’d like to admit that Ice Liouns had me thinking, but wait, they’re not playing the red wings

litre_cola

Sanchize to visit the Bears!!! Cuntler will be pleased.

Wakezilla

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

/ hides all the underage women
// accepts he is probably better off watching Redzone
// Will watch all Bears games anyways

Brocky

if it makes people finally acknowledge that cutler wasn’t the worse qb at any given point in his career, i’m all for it

Gratliff

He deserves to be respected as the perennial middler he truly was

Brocky

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Unsurprised

If Trestman were still there, every day would be Kids’ Day

Brocky

Tommy dreamer and his wife.

who says you can’t work with your spouse?

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Tommy_2af84d_2442713.gif

Unsurprised

My God

Brocky

I know right?

blaxabbath

What the hell is this?!

Brocky

is there a phantom link or something?

entropy

I had to kill the other guy…. he was a good guy.

LemonJello

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LemonJello

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Brocky

Seriously gratliff, Funny intergender gifs, two words my friend:

JOEY FREAKIN RYAN!

Brocky

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Unsurprised

I didn’t know Freddie Mercury wrestled … women.

Gratliff

The man is a global phenomenon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcXg3AySvxg

Gratliff

Was looking for funny intergender gifs and this was in there for some reason
http://www.wewantinsanity.com/am2/uploads/1/tgiwrebysky.jpg

blaxabbath

“Just don’t speak, baby.”

-Sill Bimmons

Sill Bimmons

Your construction business must be hemorrhaging money.

I’ve been living rent-free in your head for months now.

blaxabbath

Man I’ve missed you, Sill.

Brocky

you were looking for wrestling related gifs, and you found a wrestler?

Sorry, its just funny to me

Gratliff

Well, was looking more specifically for violence

litre_cola

Funny intergender gifs eh? Slow night in the Grat home?

blaxabbath

This is funny.

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Goat yoga; why do they hate America?
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LemonJello

She seems…fit.

Wakezilla

Dammmmmm.

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Brocky

Damn that looks painful

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Senor Weaselo

She fell in foul territory so she’s still safe!

King Hippo

Good luck, soon-to-be destroyers of Imperial Yankee scum!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl6u2NASUzU

Especially untoward to root for MURRIKA under fascist rule.

/Alphaville no load. No smire.

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Spanky Datass

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King Hippo

Monsters, you two. Just monsters.

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I think she’s objecting to American style “cheese.”

herodotus450

cheese*

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“Can I have those?”

King Hippo

Not FOAR anything, like, weird

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No, it’s a private, certified…. collection.

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LemonJello

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OOk? OOK!

blaxabbath

So we work for concrete contractors, right? So this individual, “Bill”, has been at like three companies working for this huge housing project in a rural town. The builder, for some reason, loves this individual. Every time he closes his doors and reopens, the builder just keeps using him. So about three years ago, he closes his doors and partners with an excavation outfit. They open “Concrete X” Long-story-short, Bill skips out at the end of 2016 leaving me about $30K out, which he attributes to the partner being a dirtbag (which both he and Bill are).

So I contact the partner, dude says Bill fucked him and he’s got no records of anything. The builder moved the work to Bill’s new company so the partner has no interest out there and says fuck it, Concrete X is done. Me, I’ve got lien rights. So I contact the builder (who is a two-bit operation as far as home-builders go). I tell him I’m owed $30k and the builder shows that he paid in full to Concrete X. Builder is first like, “Well, yeah, things were going so smooth with Bill that maybe I didn’t do ALL my paperwork but we never had issues.” I explain that, yeah I get it, but just because Bill/Partner/Concrete X took the money from you, it doesn’t mean I’m paid. Meanwhile, I pencil out that, if he owes me $30K, the ready mix and construction supply outfits are probably looking for $200-$300K — and they go right to the lawyers (unlike ol’ Family Blax Construction).

So I’m talking to Bill last week, not calling him out or anything, and he’s giving me some shit about how the Partner was behind everything and that’s why he had to bail. Whatever. I tell him I’m gonna have to lien the homes. He’s like, “no no – go after Partner’s bond!” It’s only $6K (assuming I’m first to it, which is doubtful) and I gotta lawyer-up and shit. So I get a call from Bill like three days later — “I thought you were going after the bond! Builder wants me to replace you on the job!” And, granted, there is a ton more work up there and I’m the only game in town so I’d prefer my competitor not walk in and fuck up the market.

Then I get an email form the builder. He says we provided lien releases on the contracts (I did not) and that my paperwork is fucked up and I’m conspiring with the Partner and they’re “concerned about having me on the project in the future”, they’re going to sue me for defamation of character if I lien, and that they’re not going to communicate on the issue any further.

I fucking hate that about construction. Your only recourse is liens — and if you use them, YOU are the fucking bad guy.

LemonJello

Jebus. Do they just expect you to eat the $30K?

blaxabbath

I think this dick knows he fucked up by not getting lien releases and then he’s listening to Bill about how it’s my fault for not doing the paperwork right (which is ridiculous — his work account for about 5% of my portfolio, if that. Our shit is straight.). His whole “you better not lien us and that’s the end of the conversation!” shtick cries of desperation. But it’s unfortunate that he won’t (A) punt Bill, who caused all this; (B) look at the situation objectively and help me help him out of it.

Our attorney is going to draft him a friendly letter that says we’re in a predicament here that neither of us are at fault for, as we’ve been acting in good faith, and here is the proof that our documentation is straight, and offer a few options for resolving the matter without it going to liens, etc. My hope is that their lawyer reviews it, agrees with us, and tells them that we’re making a very fair and reasonable offer (as oppose to the ready mix outfits who fucking lawyer up and promise to lean your shit until every last penny is paid up).

We’ll see though. Emotions are clearly running high for this bastard and, I think, he’s doubled-down on Bill’s version of events — which he has sold to the head of the builder/his boss — so I have a hard time seeing how he can do anything and save face because, to put it simply. he. fucked. up.

King Hippo

I learned at one of my many CLEs that like 1 in 4 major construction projects ends in litigation (1 in 10 overall). I worked on like, 3 construction contracts, and was so scared it made me want to shit my pants the entire time.

blaxabbath

I avoid contract work at almost all costs. Fortunately, we’re usually so far down the totem pole and our invoice is enough for someone to just say, “Fuck it. Pay them off and we’ll hammer the concrete guy for it later.”

Duchess

So they think its slander or Libel? They are trying to scare you because those things (like perjury) are very very very very very hard to prove.

but I’m no lawyer

blaxabbath

That little statement just reaffirmed that he doesn’t know what the fuck he is talking about. He’s saying that, if we illegally lien, it’ll damage their reputation as word will get around that their subs are putting on liens, which will either make him look like he hires assholes subs who hold their homes hostage or that they are dirtbags who cause their homes to be held hostage.

Thing is, we’re still like a month out from losing our lien rights and having to pull the trigger! We’re saying that we’ve got a month to work this out and simply noting the lien drop-dead date as our time limit. The builder is one who lost his fucking mind with four weeks til d-day.

Duchess

fuck them its your right to protect yourself

King Hippo

I think what Duchess is saying is, JOIN TEH MOB

blaxabbath

I swear that must be Bill’s angle. There’s (3) concrete guys up there and Bill ONLY does work for this builder. And this builder ONLY works with Bill. The consensus seems to be that Bill has videos of the builder fucking some mob boss’s 15 year old son or something.

King Hippo

Fozz can learn ya proper wop mannerisms. FOAR a cut of teh action, natch.

blaxabbath

“WHAT’S THE VIG????”

-Fozz (screaming with rage)

blaxabbath

Shit – if it were the last houses out there, I would. I’d ignore them, do nothing, and in the 11th hour of final day I had rights, I’d lien all the houses and let the nice families living their know about it. But they’ve got a TON of work left out there (plus, like I said, I’d prefer my competitor not get in there and fuck up the market) so I’m doing everything I can to manage this. The problem now is, even if I ate it (which, honestly, it’d probably be worth to secure the remaining work), this builder surely has a hard-on for me and would be looking to punt me AFTER I ate the $30k because of where we sit now.

So I should have an idea sometime next week. I guess the saving grace is that *I* haven’t been in the middle of the conversation (our corporate office is out of state and the builder has been dealing with them) so, if the guy has ANY realization that, if we lien, we’re gonna be right and he’s gonna lose his job (or should), then I can hopefully approach him with the ol’ “Hey look man, I know corporate likes to get a hair up their ass but, from what I understand, I don’t see why we can’t help you pay this over the next year’s worth of houses…and, by the way, how about you just contract with us directly and we never deal with this issue again? You know our paperwork is right and we can take care of you.”

Or I make him regret fucking with me over $30k.

LemonJello

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JustStopDude

Our crane jobs end up a mess like this. Unlike usual steel mill/paper/chemical/oil and gas jobs, the overall project has a bid process. We are usually attached very late.

The end user NEVER wants the port delivered on time. They like around 4 months of delays because financial penalties come out of the over all project costs. So they fuck with the civil engineering company doing the land work. Well those folks don’t want to take all the penalties, so they fuck with the crane builders. They get pissed off and want to share the financial liabilities so they fuck with us, the electrical and automation people.

This goes on for about 4 months, were everyone is just at each other’s throats. You would not believe the number of fist fights, screaming matches, its fucking crazy because it involves a shit ton of money and the customer is feeding these fights intentionally.

Eventually what happens is the customer realizes “Oh shit…now we are REALLY delayed. I wanted four months…we are on pace for being a year behind”. That is when investors get PISSED because now, payments on the loans start coming due and unless the port is moving containers…the entire project risks going under.

So the customer brings everyone into a room and we are suppose to just bury the hatchet and now somehow not only get on track, but actually make up for the 8 months of delay these asshole customers have caused.

I fucking HATE crane projects.

blaxabbath

That is absurd. Which is the only reason I believe it.

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King Hippo

True story – whilst dribbling the basketball in his backyard, high school senior Hippo was talking to very attractive high school junior next door neighboor as she got home from class…and walked right into the swimming pool. Fully clothed.

Hey, at least we’uns didn’t have cell phones back then!

Senor Weaselo
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Maybe I should have box quoted it or made it bold.

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WCS

FACIAL

King Hippo

Yeah, Hippo now on a Portugal. The Man YouTube binge until the new album come out. FACK OFF.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zpBbrXLxP4

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Alert: Your copy of Mass Effect: Andromeda has been delivered.

/Screeching tires heard from parking lot
//Office chair still spinning

See you guys in a month!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

A) Nice pull on the Hiram Rosado joke. Way to make me Google/learn something
B) Accidentally took a three hour nap after work today.

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LemonJello

I imagine she makes that face in a lot of situations.

King Hippo

oh, and this is easily the best song of 2017, by far…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBkHHoOIIn8

King Hippo

I will never not like Britta Perry, the hottest gal (yeah, I said it) from TV’s Community, even though the only relationship I had that mirrored one on teh show was Jeff/Annie.

King Hippo

I mean, dem shoulders is PERFECT

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King Hippo

unsee. UNSEE!!!!!

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Spank it. SPANK IT!!!!!!!!!

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She’s funnier “live” podcast….. plus she showed her perfect tits in a movie; those two things alone have her two points in the lead.
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herodotus450

Also, Alison Brie told that story about being naked all the time and having sexy adventures when she was in college, then it turned out that it was a “story” she was telling and none of it ever happened. BETRAYAL!

Senor Weaselo

She answered a question of mine back when the bastards had not awful things!

herodotus450

Yeah well, just wait til Pitbull gets back from vacation.
Also, I haven’t been this confused by the pitch of a singers voice since I went to that Rush-Silversun Pickups dual concert.

King Hippo

Hippo’s then-13 y/o daughter (who’s in high school chorus): that’s a GUY singing???

Hippo: not just a guy, but a fairly masculine, straight guy, with a full beard and everything!!

/Silversun half, naturally

//really got confused when I told her there ARE parts where bassist Nikki Monninger sings

entropy

Bernie Wrightson died. The man created this:

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And he was an incredibly nice, warm-hearted man who was a GOD with a pen.

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entropy

I feel there isn’t a single mis-step in the entire illustrated novel. One of my favorites (and I always felt it should have been used as advertising for libraries in general) is one of the creature, high up on a high, the sky is just white space… in the foreground are books in a ragged line, half open and discarded, and the Creature leans against a huge Oak tree, utterly absorbed in the book he’s reading… it is one of the loveliest depictions of reading I’ve ever seen.

entropy

Found it!

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Those are perfect for that novel.

entropy

Really just an amazing body of work from Bernie.

herodotus450

Shiiiit, The Americans is in season 5 already?
(Somberly looks in mirror, loads gun, undoes safety)
They’ve definitely been turned to double agents by now right? And maybe back again?

entropy

They’ve both worked part-time for CTU in at least two seasons….

herodotus450

As long as Keri Russell keeps working those LEGS amirite?

King Hippo

It still bewilders me – she has somehow shot 3 chill’uns out that wee body. I have more body fat in my index finger than she in her entire self.

LemonJello

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Unsurprised

IN THA FAAAAAAAAACE!

Wakezilla

Meanwhile on Twitter, this venture capitalist had an oopsy daisies:

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Well, she won’t be able to use that when she goes off to college.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/102011/1320171412_jumping_over_exercise_ball_fail.gif

LemonJello

With the probable nerve damage/loss of feeling she’ll be the belle of the fraternity gangbang, er, ball!

LemonJello

Her, too.

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If’in it taint broke; don’t fix it.

Brocky

Good lord my tailbone just hurts looking at that

Senor Weaselo

I’m trying to think of all the ignorant things people would say in a US-PR final.

litre_cola

These people, would they be the best, the greatest people?

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Gratliff

Good. Fuck that mac and its bullshit system protection I have to boot into recovery mode to disable so I can actually make the thing function like its more than a fucking status symbol.

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Gratliff

Oh shit. How did I miss a new Dave Chappelle special?

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

We all want a USA – PR finals, right?

http://espn-ak.starwave.com/photo/2006/0901/nfl_w_parcells_412.jpg

YOU’RE GOD DAMN RIGHT WE DO! WHO THE EVER LOVING HELL WANTS THOSE SNEAKY, LITTLE RICE MUCHNERS TO WIN TONIGHT?! I’M GOING TO FIND YOU AND SEND YOU TO THE FUCKING FIRING SQUAD, YOU LIMP DICKED TRAITOR!

Unsurprised

Coach Parcells! How nice of you to join us.

entropy

I do like that, huh. I do.

Wakezilla

Holy shit, I’m in third place in our March Madness pool? Who would have thought basing my picks on Canadians would pay off!

/fully expects all his picks to lose now that I just gloated like a Canadian.

entropy

I’m in second, so I’m not only expecting every team I picked to lose, but some strange happenstance of players from both teams standing near each other will somehow provide President Charlemango with the nuclear launch codes that have eluded him thus far.

LemonJello

Charlemango has now been added to my lexicon. That’s superb!

entropy

Thanks! Glad you like it, just sort of popped into my head.

LemonJello

Point of parliamentary procedure! You didn’t apologize as part of your gloating, so I say: “NAWT CANADIA ENUFF!”

Can I get a ruling from the leadership council?