It’s another one of those slogs but with each other’s support, I think we can make our way through this. Shall we keep the ball rolling along its merry way? Sure we will! TO THE GAMES!
Bills/Colts:
I can recall way back in 2018 when this was Nathan Peterman’s team. It didn’t last too long however. Shortly afterwards it became Josh Allen’s side. Alas, due to injury it became Peterman’s again. Now? In steps venerable, grizzled vet Derek Anderson. He’s had all of 15 or so days to memorize all the plays that fall short of their/his aim. They tell me he was once (and only the one time) a Pro-Bowler. It’ll likely not matter that much. The Colts D is like the Swiss Guard-more of a ceremonial unit trotted out on special occasions. They’re giving up more than 30 points a game these days.
Browns/Bucs:
With Carlos “The Jackal” Hyde traded away, it might be time for The Chubby Bubbster to assert himself in Cleveland’s offensive backfield. Both squads are looking to get their 3rd win of the season which will vault them into the oh-so-precious “.500 Zone”. The weirdo stat working against the home team is that Baker Mayfield is standing on the shoulders of the giants that came before him. The Bucs are 1-10 vs. rook qb’s since 2010.
Lions/Dolphins:
How are the Fins at 4-2? My best guess is a weaker-than-a-toddler schedule and a league-leading 11 interceptions that create more chances for the O than they legitimately deserve. Detroit is coming off a bye though and you know what they say when Matt Patricia has had two weeks to prepare for an opponent… They don’t say anything? Huh.
Panthers/Eagles:
My cherry-picked stat (it’s for you!) tells me that the Eagles, despite their troubles still have the #1 pass rush in this here league and they’re 17-3 in their last 20 at “Duck? That’s Not A Duck! Ow!” Field. You will anyway but you fine gentlemen should start your Ertz. Carolina has had some issues covering that spot.
Pats/Bears:
One of these 4-2 teams are not the same. Or are they? New England doesn’t have a road win this year. Gronk is out with a wonky spine. Mack (he has such teeth, dear) and his ankle are in. Done.
Texans/Jags:
Both teams have superior run D’s so don’t expect a helluva lot on the ground. I see plenty of stalled O’s and a game that has “12-10” final written all over it.
Vikes/Jets:
As mentioned in the previous thread, the super sexy weasely pick for those that are down and out receiver-wise is Deontay Burnett. He’s an undrafted slot wr that was Darnold’s fave at USC last year. That’s 86 catches, 1,100 yards and 9 TD’s worth of fave.
One o’clock EST beckons… We can do this!
Michael Bennet’s jersey is somehow smaller than last time
Coop trade rumors. Chuckie 2.0 is just gonna shop all the good players on the team I guess? Is his mandate to get as many draft picks as possible lined up so they can crush when they move to Vegas?
Looks like the Donks are chopping it all up too. And Joseph is in “ coach for your life” mode. How inconvenient!
Our Equine Lord and Saviour is on the Swag Wagon!!
3-2 Ray v Indians
Rays pitching staff woefully undertalented, lead won’t hold
Tampa Bay Rays 3 – Cleveland Moderately Offensives 2
Is it time for some… Fitzmagic yet?
I love it when football scores == hockey scores
Tune into SNF. We may get a College Basketball score.
throw it to Gabriel, you functional illiterate shitstain
no, let stay with Trubisky rushes.
Only offensive play Chicago has is Biscuitscramble
And that’s no good without gravy
“Absolutely.”
– Andy Reid
haha Eagles kicker is ass.
If my last name was Godert, I would name my kid ‘Sir’
It sounds like the sort of name that would be really good at killing Saxons in the Welsh borderlands
Is there ever really a need to say things are getting a little nasty in Philadelphia?
Oh, look. The jism rains have started again.
Ertz got flipped like a bitch.
Btw, Over/Under on BigCat shooting up the ‘s offices tomorrow?
Zack Ertz and Eric Reid looks like a hell of a fight. Let ’em do it.
Aw man, so close to DOUBLE SAFETY DAY
Panthers run D maybe sucks ass
“New England does not have much of a pass rush. Chicago has a great offensive line.”
[Mitch getting pressure early and often]
The very fact that sports reporting is often total crap is the main reason no one has bothered to yell ‘FAKE NEWS’ at it
lol, you should listen to sports radio more often to stave off boredom, then, ’cause FAKE GNUUUZ bitchin’ is a staple of late,lol (at least on TalkSport and some local shows in Ireland)
I only listen to the radio in the car, and Bay Area sports radio blows, except for some occasional fun Raiders stuff. This is a seriously shit sports town.
I hate migraines. Anyone has some Excedrin or a power drill?
I can offer ya a Makita combi-hammer or y’know, a short-barrel Saiga..
Don’t use that OTC migraine stuff. Go to a neurologist and get real drugs.
Or a good blowjob, then you’ll feel better… or if it’s a dorman aneurysm, at least you’ll go out happy 🙂
Shady ded
c’mon, Jaguras. Hippo need moneys
Well, I think I know how you can get some moneyz,lol
I thought the going rate was a sixer? Damn you, Rickety Cricket!!
What, no… I was thinking tacky and overpriced t-shirts! Jeeeebus, get your mind outta the gutter :p
Last week the Greatriots did not have a flag, nor punted. First time in the Superb Owl era, maybe ever.
As usual, they start 2-2 and will not lose until December, and then get a 2-week bye until the AFC title game.
SAFETY SAFETY YAY HAHAHAHA BUCCS
Gah!
https://streamable.com/cxhkw
THE SAFETY GODS WILL NOT BE DENIED!!!
It seems like so long since Ryan Fitzpatrick was gonna take Tampa to the playoffs
Lions eating some catfood that is NAWT Dolphin safe
Holy Shit, bruised lung sounds horrible
Braised lung might be okay though
Bruised Lung would be a good name for a punk rock band.
That only plays Aqualung covers
Hee hee….that made me giggle.
as do a 12-hour bus ride to fookin’ Jacksonville
As someone who had a burned esophagus, I can say its a unique experience to feel pain while breathing.
Yep, that sounds horrible too. I don’t miss my childhood asthma
Welp, good thing the ice footbaw season is starting to get on track…
Evening, pervosaurs! 🙂 How’s yer evening so far
Everton got all 3, so a’ight
Well, at least someone is happy with the result today,lol 😀 Wifey is still whinging about yesterday’s ManUre “performance” and I can’t say anything, so I don’t jinx our game against the Foxes tomorrow…
Nice tackling assholes.
has your coach tried clapping yet?
They Jets are wearing their color rush unis and also playing like it’s Thursday
Afternoon, gents. That was fast.
This game already sucks.
aBortle!
soon to be illegal in all states.
Is Sony Michel actually named after the electronics company?
Fun fact: It’s what his parents were listening to when he was conceived.
Welp. Bears gon’ lose
Come on Sex Panthers. Wentz is a punk, punch him in the nuts.
I’m hungry. My soup isn’t cooking fast enough.
Damn you InstantPot, why must thou smite me so????????
House smells good though.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
If Mack can decapitate Dreamboat here that would be great.
don’t hold your breath, he didn’t even touch brock lobster last week
The pre-air Red Zone music is really not horrible for what is essentially elevator music
2-nil to the good on Merseyside. Beautiful assist from Lookman to DCL (double subs in the 81st) broke the deadlock. Jordan Pickford saved a dodgy penno earlier in the half.
Fuck Anthony Taylor, the rat bastard
In retrospect, I feel like this moment is where I truly found my inspiration for life.
It feels so weird to look at Pats/Bears and feel like the Bears might have a shot rather than a shat
REALLY wanted to bet it, but worried about the jinx factor and couldn’t get proper odds. Expecting double digit rogering.
/cue Original Art by make it snow
//RAWR
Mitchy with the Kyle Orton neckbeard
The Baltimore Orioles still have not hired a new manager or GM yet, btw.
I’m honestly considering sending them a resume just to see if I get a response.
I would hope the response would be “stop being a stupid asshole you idiot”.
I get than one a lot.
Aw yes. Iggles in Ingland. What are D Batteries in metric?
Not sure about the metric conversion but I’d lay even money there’s a superfluous and annoying “U” in it.
I think they’re still D, but you have to exert Joules to throw them at km/hr
P*ts/Bears and BlackCats/Iggles here on local.
Dear Lord above, what have I done to deserve this?
/looks at 4 o’clock window
Dude???????????
BEARISTOCRATS! are gonna do one on the P*ts methinks.
Considering benching Michel for Duke Johnson, y’all. Is this cray-cray?
I hope the one they do involves a broken dreamboat
At least I don’t have to root foar Tawmmy today. Of course, he’ll probably put up 30. And of course Wentz will probably go down to injury in the 1st series.
/is not good at Fantasy Footballingz
HORSE BALLS!
Cant keep track, who bet the Chargers to cover?
Present!
Turned on NFL Network while I wait and Mariucci appears to be wearing a giant pentagram necklace?
GO HORSE BALLS!!!