Your “Scraping the bottom of the barrel Sunday Night Football Open Thread

Evening all.  I know this usually starts with a quick recap the of the afternoon “games”, but as of writing this post, most are still in the first half and I won’t be around for much of the second halves (damn kids and family dinner).  If there was only a way to, like, look somewhere, for this kind of information.  So, you’re on your own to find out the scores and anything funny that happened.  Or, have some patience and wait for Mr Hippo’s post early tomorrow. ( look boss, I’m plugging the site and to have them come back.  page hits, baby).  Enough of me rambling, on to the event.

NO/MIN

Will Bresus through for a zillion yards? Will he break whatever record the talking heads keep blathering about?  Will Cousins like that?  Will Thielen continue that +100 receiving years streak?  Looking at my fantasy leagues, I see Diggs and Kamara in one and Bresus in the other.  So what I would like to see is the Minny defense shut The Aints down and then the Minny offense run up the score to keep Diggs and Kamara out of it and hope that Brees doesn’t have a good game.  But, things like that never happen for me, so congrats to whoever has those three.  They’re going off today fantasy wise.

As for the actual game itself, it’s prob going to be watchable with a good offense against a good defense , but what do I know.  But still hoping for the tie.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Good luck at the airport.

Mr. Ayo

I’d screen her

litre_cola

That was an awfully stupid play call.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Shit never works when the defense makes the right call.

litre_cola

My thought is that targeting Treadwell is the worst of the options out there.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I was thinking that wasn’t the first read, but maybe so.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Imma check the fridge.

Spanky Datass

Got any ice?comment image

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Shit.

Petronel

WOOP WOOP WOOP

Mr. Ayo

Welcome to the off season, dirted ball.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, yeah, yeah…you get your fun in now girlie. Because next year the Orioles are gonna….well….

Maybe Tampa Bay?

Mr. Ayo

Love that the picture of the post season captured the O’s futility with it.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

You motherfucker.
😛

theeWeeBabySeamus

But seriously. 61 games out.
YOU HAVE TO FUCKING TRY TO BE THAT FUCKING BAD!!!!!!!!!!

Brick Meathook

J.D. Power won a J.D. Power Award for being J.D. Power.

theeWeeBabySeamus

That sounds very….Powerful.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The event was sponsored by J.D. Power?

Brick Meathook

J.D. Power

theeWeeBabySeamus

I was gonna go watch Zombies, but the Dodgers already have that covered for me for now.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

She did that on purpose I think.

Mr. Ayo

He looks like he deserved it too.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I cannot disagree.

Fronkenshteen

Nawt 14 or 19 please!

litre_cola

FUCK YOU COLLINSWORTH THAT WAS FUCKING PI YOU FUCKWIT!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I share your hatred in this instance.\\

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Glad I taught you that fucking word.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I thought Saints weren’t supposed to give it away that easily until Halloween night.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You are forgetting the ones who are priests.

Fronkenshteen

Yeh sure. Let kamara run back punts. What could go wrong?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

That looks like my mom!

(a couple of years ago anyway)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Obligatory;

She wasn’t that good looking, but she was better in the sack.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh really?
So now, about your Mom and her current location of residence?

/gets shot in the face by Brick Meathook

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I didn’t know you guys were that close.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I didn’t duck in time.
Can someone hand me a towel?

Brick Meathook

I have to go buy a gun first, so you’re ok for now

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No reason to shoot the already shot.

Mr. Ayo

Oh, I didn’t recognize her from the front.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hahahahahahahahaha

Brick Meathook

ha ha Mom’s a good sport

...

I’m gonna sneak up behind Michael Jordan and whisper “LeBron is way better than you” and see if the old man can still run like he did when he was a Bull.

WCS

Brady and Rodgers have only played each other once? WEIRD MAYBE

litre_cola

I find that odd. Isn’t it supposed to be every 4 years? Especially since they both finish first so often?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Especially since they both finish first so often?

[sigh] “You got that right.”

-Gisele B.

The Maestro

“Ugh, tell me about it. There’s a reason he and Danica are so fucking competitive.” – Olivia Munn

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Rodgers was hurt for Packers-Patriots in 2010. This will be his first game in Foxborough.

And I looked up the 2006 meeting at Lambeau and both Rodgers and Brady played (Favre started) but I was quite amazed to realize both Belichick and McCarthy were opposing coaches for that game!

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Mike McCarthy’s first ever game in Green Bay: 26-0 loss to Sex Cannon

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My God. No wonder Packer fans are ready to launch him into the bay.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The Sex Cannon had some really good games, not that many but a few. Also 47 women got pregnant.

Brick Meathook

And he hit that kid in a wheelchair with a long bomb.

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I’ve been looking at Bears-Patriots box scores and Rex’s one game for the Bears against the Patriots had him throwing three picks.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

not that many but a few

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Yes, Rodgers got into a game in relief of Favre in ’06,Matt Flynn started in ’10, and Rodgers started the most recent one.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Good work there.

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Over the years, in all the different cities Al Michaels has had some prostitutes that would make Hugh Grant’s taste look good.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“In Jersey I get a hot tamale, and in Minneapolis I get a hot Somali!”

...

Oh god this made me literally lol

litre_cola

Same.

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I’m just imagining the poor woman confused by the idea of hair in a spray can and why this weird old man has a fetish about it.

The Maestro

In Vegas, I scored me some hot Molly. I dunno. Don’t really remember it, I guess.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“Man remember the Dome Patrol, Buddy?”

“Yeah they were a little before my time, but they were amazing linebackers. Two in the hall of fame, I think?”

“No, I’m talking about the group of mostly women that would offer blowjobs for $5 outside the Kingdome in the early 90s you idiot.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

PRAISE SHA’NKLOR

Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

— Blair Walsh

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“I still think Warren Moon was the greatest black quarterback ever, and I don’t care who says otherwise”
“That’s not really a controversial opinion, Uncle Ed.”
“OHHHH you want a controversial opinion, well I still think David Koresh is alive and well!”
“What the fuck, Uncle Ed?”
“Yeah, he’s the guy from Just Shoot Me, right?”
“That’s David Spade…”
“HEY DON’T USE THAT FUCKING WORD!”

Brick Meathook

PAT SAJAK SIGHTING!

Fronkenshteen

Lemme get two with rawr onion and a vowel for my friend.

Petronel

Muncy kinda looks like Wayne Rooney with hair from some angles.

Fronkenshteen

That TD is as imaginary as my girlfriend!

Fronkenshteen

Oh how fun it is hoping the WRs don’t catch the ball in this game.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

90 yard drive? I haven’t seen fucking cousins march like that since Confederate enlistment.

Brick Meathook

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The Maestro

You have to applaud his commitment to the bit, to be fair here.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Losing a testicle is quite a commitment for sure.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Tour de Pants

Brick Meathook

Lose a testicle? He probably lost both his eyelids.

Mr. Ayo

Haha. I’ve done that. It’s quite a sound.

Brick Meathook

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WCS

The Russian judges gives him a 9.75.

The Maestro

Top of the 2nd, and it’s 2-1 FACKIN’ SAWX. I’m excited. This is one of the very, very few times all year where I’m choosing baseball over football.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Drew Brees’ passes fly through the air like the quail before he paralyzed himself and died crashing into the Vikings stadium.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Gary Anderson laughs at the mention of making an NFC championship game as an accomplishment

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Well imagine my shock when I saw him here after wondering the whole episode if that was him:

https://youtu.be/90joZNE9oOA?t=2035

herodotus450

I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW HIM

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Illegal double team is also something the moral majority tried to enact legislation against in the 80s

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Dark on white contact was 15 years, not yards

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Donald Duck was different in the old days.

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“I usually wear my ‘We Love RB in Pittsburgh’ shirt to every game in honor of Rocky Bleier but I think I’m going skip this week… for reasons.”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Really regretting starting the Minnesota defense.

Mr. Ayo

Bressus sends his condolences.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

Eh…. guys?

WCS

I didn’t know you were Canadian.

Viva La Tabula Raza

That’s a pretty crazy play.

Mr. Ayo

I love coaches wasting challenges in the first quarter.

WCS

Lovie Smith nods.

Mr. Ayo

HAHA. Now he can’t possibly challenge that.

Mr. Ayo

Oh wait, there was PI anyway. No point of challenging.

litre_cola

I need me 40 pts from Cousins, Kamara, and Lutz. Is it possible? Yes, if Ingram gets injured.

yeah right

I love my brother DJ TAJ and wish him nothing but the best.

I’ve seen 2 Vikings Saints games live and have a familiarity with this match up.

SKOL motherfuckers.

I’m going radio silent. See ya’ll after the game.

Petronel

BAM!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

“Have you seen my fucking car keys?!?!”
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

We need to deliver the fucking cookies.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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My eyes are down here, pal.

LemonJello

Another Total Recall reboot? Really?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No, that would be Hindu.

Mr. Ayo

Bressus TD passes vs Kershaw earned runs allowed. Which one you got?

Mr. Ayo

Kershaw out to an early lead!

yeah right

Give me Kershaw.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Brees; Kershaw will be able to identify his grand kids.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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No poop bag.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Everyone in the background has cold weather gear on, but not her. Maybe she’s an Eskimo or a Lapplander.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Or out for a photo shoot from the warm confines of the model’s tent.

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blaxabbath

ARod & Big Poppi — “My advice for all these guys playing in the World Series is to cheat.”

yeah right

Amen brother.

Brocky

At the risk of sounding like a bitter bears fan:

It’s nice once in a while to see one of those oddball flukey plays that usually seems to work out in green bay’s favor actually go against them for once.

Reminds me of that night game where the Panthers beat the patriots despite them blatantly committing pass interference.

Like “yeah, that’s what that feels like”

Gratliff

Oh my god
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WCS

Shut down the internet. We’re never topping this.

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I remember back when the joke wasn’t on PFTCommenter.

blaxabbath

Cro better hurry up and call for the mass murder of Jewish Americans or else twitter may ban him.

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It was so great that Jack posted a tweet of his low resting heart rate and plentiful hours of sleep he’s getting.

The open fascists are obviously dangerous and destructive, but people like Jack are actually just as bad.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Dayum, Cro just got me pregnant with that burn!

ballsofsteelandfury

WE ALWAYS HOPE FOR THE TIE!

Good job!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, that made me laugh.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Part of it anyway, which may be worse.

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