RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! at the 2018 Bye

Holy cats, amirite??  I’mma just leave this here:

OK, fine, I will type some more.  These guys are for real, despite a slew of injuries (Two of the Good Ones being the real problem, as Josh Reynolds can capably step into the Cooper Kupp role).

You can’t dismiss them based on schedule.  They will play all three of the other Top Tier sides in the regular season, with two being on the road (the close loss at N’Awlins, plus the pending SNF trip to visit the Bearistocrats!).  They’ve already beaten likely-to-plausible playoff sides in the Shitty Clippers, Packers, and SeaTruthers (x2).  After the SNF trip to Chi****, they host the defending champion Iggles (who will be a desperate, wounded animal by then).  Yes, they close with Birdcano and the Fightin’ Tomsulas, but they’ve earned that soft landing.

It starts with the perfect synergy between the OKC Bomber, Baby Buster, and a really excellent OL.  That makes RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! go, and keeps teams from stacking the box to stop the beastly Gurley Man.  I truly believe that LA and KC currently have the two best QBs and two best coaches (current performance, not lifetime achievement-based) in the game right now.  It was amazeballs to watch that play out in real time Monday night, and I am praying for Round 2 in the Superb Owl.  As the ratings proved, NFL fans don’t want/need established names and narrative.  Just give us the best goddamned football, PLEASE.

Playing the NFC Title match in NO would be a significant hurdle.  Hopefully, the Saints will trip up somewhere (don’t sleep on the Falcons Thanksgiving night, they know Sean Payton and can keep up offensively when they are right).  I predict 14-2, and a Superb Owl championship.  Hey, that’s exactly what I picked to start the season!

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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scotchnaut

I’m getting Canadian Tire ads featuring Paderno Cookware. Their motto is “Just look the other way, we’ll take care of everything.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Man, they should work for NFL security!

scotchnaut

Coach K’s tits are the farthest thing from suckable.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly right now (actual photograph):
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scotchnaut

I had no idea you were suffering from Graves Disease. Good luck.

scotchnaut

Zion misses an open dunk. Zaga up by 14.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

More like Babylon, amirite?

scotchnaut

Jay Bilas doesn’t look good. Is he battling an illness?

scotchnaut

Zaga up by 12 and Duke has only committed one turnover. This game might be a keeper.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You’re nuttier than an extra on a gangbang video shoot but I like your style.

Wakezilla

14-2 sounds too ambitious. 12-4 or 13-3 seems more right. I think LA nightlife might catch up with them once the #1 seed is locked up in like 2 weeks

scotchnaut

“Hi, I’m Rui Hachimura and I love confusing the hell out of shitheads in red hats that want to make America great again.”

scotchnaut

Duke/Gonzaga is on at 5pm fellas.

scotchnaut

The pace of this game is bonkers.

litre_cola
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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The way the teams are now I don’t think they can make it past the Aints, but it is close.

I’d also have to trifecta the coach/QB combo with Sean & Drew (as a couple). Payton is drawing up some perverted shit and Breesus is executing it to the tee.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No it isn’t. That’s what’s nice is we can have a rollercoasterbanacakeswacky time between now and playoff time.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Game Time Decision

how was this NOT in quotables?
Or did my goldfish brain kick in and i already forgot.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This is BOLD….BOLD I TELLS YA!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s not an act, Jordan. He would prefer to see the rest of you die in fires.

Game Time Decision

I’ve wondered what the issue here is, i assume the usual BS family stuff, but who knows.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

My completely unsubstantiated theory is that his family is mad at him for not giving them millions of dollars, and he thinks they are a bunch of golddigging assholes who he doesn’t need in his life.

Game Time Decision

haha, prob not too far from the truth.
I remember seeing the brother on some reality TV show and he was trying to put all the blame on A A Ron, and seemed like a total dick.

Wakezilla

I agree with your assessment. Also, A.A. Ron got Jordan a tryout for the LioUns 3 years ago. What more does he want!?

Beerguyrob

I don’t care – I’m leaving my take on this in the evening open thread.

Game Time Decision

oooooo, foreshadowing.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If only the Raiders had been the team to move to LA, I bet they woulda been this good.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

Oh Rikki…

scotchnaut

Good call on starting The Goffster over Brees last week. Folks in my league are pissed that I can leave 38 points on the bench and still win going away. I’m not in this position too often so I’m savouring the hell out of it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I gotta watch that movie again. It’s so fun.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m really curious to see how they perform against the Bears defense.

ballsofsteelandfury

The only reason it won’t be is that the Bears don’t have an offense to match them.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Tits McBiscuit has been better than I expected.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“(o)(o)”