NFL News:
Not a lot worth mentioning today, what with Thanksgiving tomorrow & most NFL offices taking today off because they have to work Friday.
- No Truth Biscuit on Thursday versus the Lions.
- Trubisky was downgraded from “questionable” to “doubtful” for Thursday’s game on Wednesday morning.
- The short week is partly to blame, as Coach
ShanahanNagy indicated Trubisky would probably play if the game were Sunday.
- The short week is partly to blame, as Coach
- In his place, Chase Daniel. who has started a whole two games in his nine-year career – and who hasn’t thrown a live-game pass since 2016.
- Trubisky was downgraded from “questionable” to “doubtful” for Thursday’s game on Wednesday morning.
- Aaron Rodgers has donated $1 million to the relief efforts in northern California.
- “I’m partnering with the North Valley Community Foundation and donating $1 million to help with recovery and eventual rebuild of these communities.”
- Rodgers added his long-time partner,
ErinOliviaDanicaState Farm, will donate $1 up to $1 million through the State Farm Neighborhood of Good program.
- Rodgers added his long-time partner,
- The donation is conditional on the firefighters letting his parents’ place burn to the ground.
- FYI – I typed this post at 11:00AM PT, and an hour later Deadspin tells me it somehow escalated beyond the hyperbole I’d already gone with.
- “I’m partnering with the North Valley Community Foundation and donating $1 million to help with recovery and eventual rebuild of these communities.”
https://twitter.com/JRodgers11/status/1065302831656329217
- Adrian Peterson is in trouble for talking about
beatinghittingspanking his kids again.- He told Bleacher Report in an extended piece on his rejuvenated season that he spanked his son with a belt “the other day”.
- It’s a problem for the NFL because, even though he served his probation from the original incident, his reinstatement to the NFL after that was dependent upon his agreeing to go through counseling and be a better father to his children.
- From the League’s suspension letter in 2014: You must commit yourself to your counseling and rehabilitative effort, properly care for your children, and have no further violations of law or league policy.
- Such an admission might violate Roger Goodell’s vaunted personal-conduct policy.
- Derek Carr is openly trying to get out of Oakland.
- How else can you explain his statement that “I want to mess up the draft. I don’t want the first pick.”
- In the same interview, he said his top priority is to get the team to a place where they both don’t end up with the first pick and get accused of tanking.
- Meanwhile, at a Supercuts in Sacramento, CA, a homely man in a white track suit laments to the hair technician that the angry red man who babysits him yelled at him and his dad’s ghost won’t do anything about it.
- How else can you explain his statement that “I want to mess up the draft. I don’t want the first pick.”
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Leafs at Hurricanes – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Habs at Devils – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Flyers at Sabres – 7:30PM | NBCSN
- Sens at Wild – 8:00PM | Sportsnet360
- Jets at Flames – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
- Canucks at Ducks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet1
- NBA:
- Raptors at Hawks – 7:30PM | TSN
- Lakers at Cavaliers – 8:00PM | ESPN
- Thunder at Warriors – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN
- NCAA:
- Basketball:
- Marquette vs. Kansas – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Maui Invitational – Seventh-place game 9:00PM | ESPNU
- Middle Tennessee State vs. Virginia – 9:30PM | ESPN2
- Basketball:
Enjoy your turkey tomorrow, you gluttons. I’ll be at work, listening to the games on the radio & teaching teenagers what the phrase “going from left-to-right across your radio dial” means.
OLD SCHOOL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHydkEARVKE
Or, as Fischer would probably call it, his ‘Final Solution’
WHEN PEOPLE SEE ADRIAN PETERSON, SOME CALL HIM THE GREATEST RUNNING BACK EVER. MOST JUST CALL CPS THOUGH
I HATE ISIS ALMOST AS MUCH AS AARON RODGERS HATES HIS FAMILY
NOW THAT”S MY KIND OF SWIFFER
Got dam!
With advanced calculus, a slide rule and a quick perusal through the family photo album, I’ve now been documented as making Thanksgiving dinner for 30 years in a row.
If anyone wants to grate the cheese I’m good with volunteers.
I don’t mean to brag, but I’m pretty damn good at cutting the Cheese
You’re hired!
I just got to say, I’m impressed with how much DFO has grown. A.A. Ron is wearing a #Buttstrong t-shirt and no one has gone for the low hanging fruit. Good job.
This week I’ve been feeling exhausted to the point where if I were a dog, I’d be Old Yeller’d. It just occurred to me to look up side effects to the antibiotics and sure enough, tiredness was on of the first symptoms to emerge. That explains things.
Mr. Stiles?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OK3h3a2cX4
Just take the infection.
I got called away from some of my sweet potato responsibilities to read to my niece and nephew, but damn if I’m not covered in orange entrails like DSA members can only dream of
First I’ll need some nice spiritual music to inspire me to cook.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSHp4SG5dc
I’m out of town, but I get back late Saturday if there are leftovers.
Dude, we have to get drinks sometime.
Because, leftovers are unheard of in this house.
Best to you and the family. Give Brother in law a hug from us.
Happy Thanksgiving BFC.
Thanks, and same to you and yours.
I got both youngest rights and all 3 granddaughters here tomorrow.
I’m happy.
Just because it’s traditional doesn’t mean it doesn’t, you know, kind of suck.
I am the 4th generation dressing maker in my family.
I have a great, great grandmother that was born in Louisiana and she was as far back as I could trace with the dressing thing.
Grandmother Gladys added her own shit, with the Cajun trinity and garlic etc.
I feel it is upon me to improve this traditional family offering and bring it into the current zeitgeist.
I’ve got fresh herbs.
I’ve got butter.
And I’ve got creativity.
Roll over in your grave Grandmommie Imma blow this shit UP!
If you’re going to do Grandmommie’s dressin’ right you have to make a fresh batch of biscuits!
AND a fresh batch of cornbread!
Strait out of my oven.
Happy Thanksgiving People.
Love you all.
HI I AM BUDDY’S UNCLE ED, BUDDY MAKES ME LOG IN TO THIS DUMBASS SITE EVERY THANKSGIVING BECAUSE IT’S TRADITION. LIKE MY EX-WIFE SENDING SNAPCHATS OF HERSELF GETTING PLOWED BY HER CAMEROONIAN POOLBOY.
I TYPE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I HAVE CARPAL TUNNEL AND THERE’S CUM UNDER THE SHIFT KEY SO IT WON’T PRESS DOWN. ARE THERE ANY BROADS HERE OR PEOPLE WHO PRETEND TO BE ONE ON HERE, I”M NOT CHOOSEY
And, there it is, DFO. It’s officially Thanksgiving! Let’s all get drunk on gravy!
By gravy, do you mean rum ham gravy? Which is just rum?
YES GRAVY THE THICK BROWN SHIT, NOT WHAT SOME ASSHOLE FROM STATEN ISLAND WHOS 1/5 ITALIAN CALLS SPAGHETTI SAUCE
Sill?
THIS GUY BUDDY’S UNCLE ED, I CALL HIM MR. ED BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS WHY HE’S TALKING BUT THEY KNOW HE’S ALWAYS PACKING HORSE SEMEN
I bought a 1.75 of rum on Monday on the way home from work. I just now poured the last of it into a cocktail jigger.
That’s a lot of rum to drink in 3 nights. I may have a problem.
Just kidding! Even though the packys here are all closed tomorrow, I bought TWO 1.75s on Monday, so I should be good for the rest of the weekend. Or I can pick up another on Saturday
THIS TABULA RAZA I CALL HIM ALLEN IVERSON BECAUSE OF ALL THE HANDLES HE HAS.
Couple of days too late, but, something I’ll never forget on Thanksgiving Week:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj0CX8yEno0&ab_channel=KamilSultan
TRUE WCS: I despise the NBA, but, this game happened to be on at the bar I was at.
METTA WHIRLED PEAS ! ! !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5eFMXZIKkk
Coming to you live from a beating. Ice stamps are killing Ice Bombers but we are in a suite and there is free booze.
Hooray for alcohol!
Pretty sure there are a couple Euro “pro’s” here with th oilmen.
Laine, Scheifiele, Wheeler or Ehlers doing anything?
No, but these 3 women are.
Been there, man. Been there.
Funny, I don’t recall that part of “A League Of Their Own”
/Which, for my money, is the best baseball movie ever.
I own a Rockford Peaches jersey!
First-time in years I’m interested in beisbal
Hey, I remember that goddam game.
My wife made the stuffing for tomorrow and it’s sitting out on the stove and there’s about a 50-50 chance I eat the entire pan before sun-up and get served with divorce papers by noon.
Get it in the settlement that you’ve come accustomed to a pan of stuffing every thanksgiving eve. Then she’ll have to make it for you every year or you get the kids or whatever.
My kids are both in college and I would trade both of those payments, and the kids, for a plate of stuffing.
College tuition is, mark my words, going to be the reason the middle class joins the revolution.
Consider your words Marked.
That reminds me, I need to do that this weekend. Or now.
I absolutely love it when Bob talks to inanimate objects on Bob’s Burgers.
Always nice to see Taco Bell ads. I’d eat a salad consisting of romaine lettuce and AIDS before I ate Taco Bell.
There’s one near me and my teenage stomach stays stop and get some, my 40+ year old dad brain just never seems to steer the car there.
Strange
That’s like saying you’d never eat a girl’s ass. No comprendo.
Certainly not after she ate Taco Bell, that’s for goddamn sure.
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Her I’d take my chances with.
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