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Hey….HEY!!!!! Remember when I did this last year on Friday the 13th???? Well, it’s that time again because today is Friday the…
Ummmmm…..what’s that Brocky ? Really? Well shit….
Now I’m totes disappoint.
Well here anyway…for the assist, you get some gloves…
/heads to store to buy a new calendar
A Child Of Television
You older folks (like myself) will understand what I’m about to say. You young’uns might not.
I watched entirely too much TV as a kid.
We didn’t have social media back then. Heck, we didn’t even have the internet. Thus we didn’t have many entertainment choices. And we certainly didn’t have “Porn on Demand”.
So when we wanted (or needed) to get our fill of attractive masturbation-worthy ladies, TV was all we had to fall back on. And we didn’t have 300 channels back then. Our choices were limited. It was the dark ages, to be certain.
Growing up, I used to watch TV a lot. Probably too much, actually. But it was the only outlet. My only escape, as it were. And yes, I did develop multiple celebrity crushes because of this.
Even back then, only attractive people got on TV. And some of those ladies who were on TV back then are still, to this day, in my personal celebrity crush bank.
We’re going to honour a few of those fine ladies tonight.
Sports On Your TV 2Nite
Nothing. Nada. No national games on your American TeeVee box. Best of luck Canadia. But here’s your schedule anyway. Check your local listings….
- Indiana @ Philly – 7:30pmEST – TV: ESPN
- OKC @ Denver – 10:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
- Illinois-Chi**** @ DePaul – 7:00pmEST – TV: FS1
- Green Bay @ Creighton – 10:00pmEST – TV: FS1
Nothing tonight, but the bowl season kicks in beginning tomorrow. So pace yourselves.
Sexy Ladies From TV of Yore
Admittedly, this is an incomplete list, and also one of my own making. Feel free to add your own favorites in the comments.
Marlo Thomas (That Girl)
Mary Tyler Moore (Dick Van Dyke Show, Mary Tyler Moore)
Elizabeth Montgomery (Bewitched)
Barbara Eden (I Dream of Jeannie)
…and of course, no list of my youthful influences would be complete without including my very first threesome fantasy girls….
Tina Louise and Dawn Wells (Gilligan’s Island)
Coconut Creme Pie? Sure, let’s call it that.
You gonna eat that?
No, I wasn’t talking about the pie. Well, not THAT pie, anyway.
Have a great weekend everyone. Do something besides watch TV if you can.