Your Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

Has the playoff picture become clearer after the noon-ish tilts? I’m guessing that the answer is, if not ‘no’, then ‘kinda’. Well, get thee ready for some more jockeying…

TO THE GAMES!

Rams/Cards:

Of course there are some teams doing other things. Arizona, for example is focusing on giving some of their young talent a little more playing time. They’re also wondering if Old Sure Hands Fitz is heading for that ranch in New Mexico where he can catch more than a break in his second career. Ya see, he’s undecided about another year doing wonderful things in front of tens of appreciative fans. As for the game itself the stats point to a rout. The Cards have allowed the most rushing TD’s in the league and the Rams have run for the second-most. Passing, scoring, points given up and other indicators fall pretty much right in line with the one mentioned above.

Bears/Niners:

I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop on the Bears but have come to realize that there’s nary a Manolo Blahnik in sight. Rook San Fran tackle McGlinchey has cut his baby teeth on the likes of Von Miller, Dee Ford, Melvin Ingram and Chandler Jones but now it’s Big Fella time with a Mack trucking into his view.

Steelers/Saints:

Ingram and Kamara are called Boom and Zoom? Did The Wiggles win the naming contest? The Ravens win yesterday means that if Pitt wins out they’re in. If not, it then becomes a matter of dunking for the largest turds (Steelers, Colts, Ravens and Titans) in the septic pit that is the AFC’s second-level teams.

Shitter’s full!

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Doktor Zymm

Now my parents can watch 60 Minutes

Horatio Cornblower

I would like to see Malta at some point.

But I’m certainly going to make it clear that I’m not a journalist.

Doktor Zymm

I’ve been there, it was enjoyable and I ate some really good octopus. I took the hop-on hop-off bus tour though, I don’t think journalists do that

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Let the record show while the Steelers are not inherently hateable aside from their giant meat slab rapist QB, I’m so sick of them being in the playoffs almost every year hope they’re Browns bad for the rest of my life.

Horatio Cornblower

Nice to see Ben doing all he can to avoid getting fucked, and getting fucked anyway.

Horatio Cornblower

Praying that no one looks into ADVO too closely.

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My phone browaer just did the duplicate posts thing again so all of your lol stillers posts posted in quadruplicate.

Petronel

Nice play by the defender, who stripped the ball and kept JuJu’s knees etc. up until the ball was well on its way out.

Horatio Cornblower

The Steelers will advance if they beat the Bengals and the Browns beat the Ravens.

So the Steelers are going to the play-offs.

clint greasewood

Banana Cake Fumble

Gatoraids

Sean ready for Marti gras

Doktor Zymm

Yinz done dropped that ball

King Hippo

Yinz staying home unless #ThePauls fuck it up!

Horatio Cornblower

That looked like a clear fumble from here, at my computer, thousands of miles from the game.

King Hippo

that’s FUMBRE!!!

Petronel

SERIOUSLY?

Gatoraids

Hahahahaha

Mr. Ayo

On no, yinzers

Doktor Zymm

LOLOLOLOL

King Hippo

The Saints defense is merde

King Hippo

#19 lined up offside

Horatio Cornblower

Assistant coaches who scream “no catch” on the sideline no matter what happened should be shot.

Doktor Zymm

It only has to work once to be worth it, but it’s never actually worked

Petronel

That’s a damn catch (or it should be)

King Hippo

WOW

King Hippo

here comes the pressure, I’d bet

King Hippo

nobody on Samuels, The Ben won’t even look to a non-downfield read

Unsurprised

Hey!
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My phone’s browser has a weird quick where it will duplicate new posts on the auto-reload so I scrolled past this one about four times.

Horatio Cornblower

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Including, apparently, her underwear.

Brick Meathook

That was a sketchy TD replay call in NO. Give it to em on the one inch line but not a TD

Mr. Ayo

Yinzers will easily get into FG range against this swiss cheese defense.

Doktor Zymm

If that’s not a catch, nothing is

Horatio Cornblower

Ah, the Samuel Beckett approach to NFL officiating.

I like it.

King Hippo

Yinzers will luck out with the replay call