Your Very Last Regular Season Game and Corresponding Open Thread

I love rail yards. Always have. I grew up near one and as a kid and I was fascinated by all the trains coming and going north, west, east and south-bringing, well, pretty much anything where it was needed. When my work offered me an opportunity to head to Omaha for a week I played it cool while my peers shook their heads ‘no’. “Yeah, I’ll go if no one else wants to”, I said as nonchalant as I could.

You see, the largest rail yard in the world is in North Platte, Nebraska and I had to go see it. Lotsa trains going about their business and maybe a few of the folks I like as well. Excellent hunting grounds.

I got into Omaha on Saturday morning, checked into my hotel, jumped into the rental and headed off to North Platte. I took my time because I wanted to look around as the sun was setting so I ate a club sandwich with a beer. I chose the long thin filet knife because I liked the feel of it my hand. It’s probably the smallest one I own but its definitely the sharpest.

It took some time and a little bit of hide and seek with some rail workers before I spotted a small fire in the far northwestern end of the yard. I could barely make out the figure of a man sitting up against a tree working away at something in his hands.

“Hey.”

“Hey.”

Turned out this guy was whittling a piece of wood with an old but big Bowie knife. “Nice knife.” “Yeah, it comes in handy sometimes.”

Sitting there in overalls and a sweat shirt, you could tell the fella was big. His hands seemed to be the size of a Grizzly bear’s paws and they didn’t have the usual shake I’ve come to recognize from his kind.

“You want somethin’?”

“Just taking a look around.”

“Well, I don’t much like people. Just cause trouble is all.”

He looked up at me and something like a penny dropped. You could see it in his expression. I was sizing him up, he realized. In a languid fashion he rose to his feet. He was at least 3 inches taller and forty pounds heavier than I was and most of that weight was in the form of muscle.

We must have looked each other in the eye for a minute, maybe more. I thought about my chances. I realized he wasn’t looking away. He held that old knife in his paw and was turning it round slowly in his palm.

“I’m sure you gotta get goin'”, he said evenly.

“It’s late”, I responded.

I took two or three steps back while looking at him and then walked back toward my rental. I could feel the sweat falling down the center of my back. My forearms were covered in goosebumps. I wasn’t scared. I don’t know what I was. Having gotten into the car I tried to pull disparate thoughts together…

I was 10 minutes outside Omaha and I pulled over to the shoulder and started slamming the steering wheel. That fucker! I didn’t know him at all but he knew me. What I was. Probably what I’ve done. He just knew. And he was ready. Never happened before and it’s never happened since. I guess there’s a first time for anything.

Fucker.

Colts/Titans:

If Eli likes little horsies then I’m going to go ahead and like them too!

No need to stand at attention.

 

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JustStopDude

Defense letting it known it doesn’t give a fuck no more….

King Hippo

When people say “what is your possible evidence of a loving God?” – I always come back to cats.

JustStopDude

Yeah they good eat’n!

Mr. Ayo

Quality Broadway musical. Not sure it’s that good though.

JustStopDude

How does Luck still not know how to slide?

King Hippo

HODOR?

Spur

From his years of living in Indy he now has a distrust of anything green.

Spur

Go the Boobs tie up and leave Gabbert on the tracks?

JustStopDude

Oh gabbo…

King Hippo

Bring Me The Flow!

Mr. Ayo

Go Go Gabbert!

King Hippo

There are a handful of guys who can get away with that cross-body throw. He is most assuredly NOT one of them.

Brocky

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Aw man, beard guy from walk off the earth died

Spur

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Brocky

Note to self:

Do not Google “sexy girls train”

It won’t be the kind os sexy I want

Redshirt

Don’t do it. Don’t do it.

Not that bad. I guess Google likes me.

Mr. Ayo

With a certain typo I can see that being scary.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Time zones are fucking me up. I assumed this game was long over already.

Sharkbait

We all thought the same thing.

Spur

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Years and years ago now, when I was a VERY WEE BabySeamus, my late father and I used to go backpacking along the Appalachian Trail. It was fun, we enjoyed it. I learned how to mostly survive on my own when the zombies take over. and also some nice bonding, etc.

However….

One night, we decided we were tired and would set up camp at a location which unbeknownst to us was about 20 yards from some tracks. Well it turned out to be a shitty night anyway. Rain, tent was leaking. It sucked. Then we finally kinda kinda huddled up in the one corner of the tent which was still mostly dry. Around 2-3am this would have been would be my recollection.

Just then, a train goes tearing by. And if you’ve never been trying to sleep and didn’t know you were next to a train track and the train shows up unexpectedly and wakes you up when you’re already pissed about the rain? Well then you might not be able to relate.

“WHAT THE FUCK????” yells young tWBS.
“What did you just say?” asks tWBS’ dad.
“Ummm….can we go home now?” tWBS replies sheepishly.

We did. And I didn’t even get teh beating I should have.

ballsofsteelandfury

No hobo murder?

Col. Duke LaCross

That’s the direction I thought that story was going.

theeWeeBabySeamus

We don’t talk about that part. But we had to eat something.

Spur

But if you lived/grow up near Train tracks you get used to the train. When i went back this Thanksgiving the train woke me up on the 1st day. i went back to bed with a smile. That sound was memories of a happy childhood.

My niece and nephews were scared shitless the first night.

King Hippo

In my part of CLT, I would hear one go by around 3 every morning. I found it comforting, and would be disturbed in the rare mornings when I had not taken note of it in my sleepy time.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Buddy of mine owns a house out in Marfa. Not too far from the tracks, couple trains including the Texas Eagle blow through in the wee hours and it’s a very nice feeling to be awakened by the horns.

Mr. Ayo

Basketball playing tight end. Drink!

Spur

am drink for every snap

Spur

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Mr. Ayo

She seems nice.

Unsurprised

Friend of Redshirt’s?comment image

Redshirt

I have a response, but I need her age first. Just in case the FBI, NSA or Anonymous is keeping tabs on me.

Brocky

Dude, we all know they’re already keeping tabs

Redshirt

Alright. Ahem…

“Well I’m not a fan of Rainbow Dash, but that bra is making those boobies 20% more awesome.”

Brocky

Ya know, I’d call ya a nerd, but I’d be a hypocrite because I’m a brony who likes boobs

Nonetheless, I must defend RD’S honor, ya freaking EGGHEAD!!!!

Spur

We’re well past that worry.

Mr. Ayo

Losing to Gabbert should entail relegation.

Sharkbait

Still on track for a tie!

Spur

We have a Game!

King Hippo

ooooh, we can has game? MAYBE?

Spur

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Spur

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Brocky

Oh look a penny!

King Hippo

hey, THAT is Seamus’ lucky name!

theeWeeBabySeamus

LOL. You are a very very bad man.

Brocky

Unrelated: hearing that the superbowl cant find a halftime performer reminds me of when the bears couldn’t find a offensive coordinator in 2010

Spur

What’s Dave Matthews up to?

King Hippo

assume they mean We can’t find someone willing to pay us as much as we want/expect for the “honour”

Brocky

I remember they interviewed like 6 people before settling on Mike Martz

Redshirt

If NFL wanted to get some good points, they’d invite the Carmel High School Marching Band, the 2018 Bands of America Grand Nationals Champion to do their halftime show. That would be good press asking a bunch of high school kids “How would you like to do the Super Bowl Halftime Show?”

King Hippo

they could hold car washes to save up for the NFL’s fee! Learn some valuable life lessons…

Redshirt

Don’t forget selling candy. All I had to do was open the case before class and the paying customers lined up at my desk.

Sharkbait

But how else will the league make an extra $10 million on the shirt bowl?

Spur

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Spur

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Spur

This No Pants on the Subway happens in January but no one agrees on a date. Each country is different. I think DFO should adopt as an official DFO Holiday.

Redshirt

(reading Cable article)

Bwhahaha. Gotta respect the (lady)stones on the cable gal for what she said to VP Chaney. Part of me thinks he found it funny too.

Spur

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Spur

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Sharkbait

Titain games is just American Gladiators without the kitsch right?

litre_cola

Just saw a guy in a Baldwin jersey order 30 jagrbombs.

Spur

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Spur

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Redshirt

This may come to a surprise to some of you, but I consider myself a nice, forgiving person. That being said, those who would mistreat cable guys and cable gals should be forced to crawl into the walls and trace every inch of cable with their little finger just to turn the cable box on.

My family’s cutting the cord on them after 30 years, but that’s because the company complete sucks, but that doesn’t mean the cable guys/gals do. I even treated the 22-year old college dropout who did nothing to find or fix the problem with respect (though I did destroy him in the Customer Review for not finding or fixing the problem). The disgruntled, burnt-out 52-year old who did fix the problem, saw that our cable outlets were from the 1980s and took the extra hour of his last call of the night to replace all of them and upgrade our modem at no charge. He even refused a tip. He may have gotten points at work for doing this, but he only came in for one minor problem he fixed in about 5 minutes.

Unsurprised

People suck.

Spur

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WCS

COME ON TIEGHZIE

How we doin’, people? Looks like hockey season will start early.

Sharkbait

Why would inquiring about an offer injured franchise quarterback’s health immediately disqualify someone from the job?

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Spur

Did i just see bare man ass in the Glass movie trailer?

Sharkbait

I believe you did.

Spur

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Dayum.

Unsurprised

Yeah.

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Unsurprised

Oh, duh. The first few were safe for here.
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Mr. Ayo

I was expecting defensive holding. But that works too. lol Boobs.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Spur

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Unsurprised

Great eyes.

litre_cola

Need Humps by 3 praise Bleergh

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I’m dying at the idea of Josh McDaniels getting the Green Bay job. HOOOOBOY

Spur

The cat-fight between him and A.Aron would be epic.

Spur

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Spur

Nice the Cowboys are playing the Saturday Night Game. I gonna drink. belie dat

Unsurprised

This cable installer article is something else. People fucking suck.

I have a really shitty relationship with money and thinking about money, and I wonder how much of my adulthood has been spent not wanting to make money so I don’t end up becoming one of these assholes or something other stupid nonsense my brain came up with. Anyway, if I do turn into an asshole like these customers, someone please kill me.

Redshirt

Where’s this cable article everyone’s talking about?

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I love the line she fired off at Cheney. For that alone it was worth the read.

Unsurprised

God Fucking Damn It

That’s the thing they don’t tell you about opiate addiction. People are in pain because unless you went to college, the only way you’ll earn a decent living is by breaking your body or risking your life — plumbers, electricians, steamfitters, welders, mechanics, cable guys, linemen, fishermen, garbagemen, the options are endless.

They’re all considered jobs for men because they require a certain amount of strength. The bigger the risk, the bigger the paycheck. But you don’t get to take it easy when your back hurts from carrying a 90-pound ladder that becomes a sail in the wind. You don’t get to sit at a desk when your knees or ankles start to give out after crawling through attics, under desks, through crawl spaces. When your elbow still hurts from the time you disconnected a cable line and your body became the neutral line on the electrical feeder and 220 volts ran through your body to the ground. When your hands become useless claws 30 feet in the air on a telephone pole and you leave your skin frozen to the metal tap. So you take a couple pills to get through the day, the week, the year. If painkillers show up on your drug test, you have that prescription from the last time you fell off a roof. Because that’s the other thing about these jobs, they all require drug tests when you get hurt. Smoke pot one night, whether for fun or because you hurt too much to sleep, the company doesn’t have to pay for your injury when your van slides down an icy off-ramp three weeks later. I chose pot to numb my head and body every night. But it was the bigger risk.

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As essays that capture the essence of America, this one is the best that I’ve read in a while.

Unsurprised

I have been feeling really down and bad about myself. I know it’s my depression, but reading this makes me angry and ashamed to have felt bad because this sure as shit isn’t my life. Lawyers have our own problems and my reason for being as of late has been to make it better (I guess if lawyers don’t feel like shit all the time, maybe we can get to actually unfuck the world a little), but holy cow.

Anyway, you’re right.

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As bleak as these stories are, I see it as a chance to see and connect with someone’s humanity and that makes it a bit less depressing.

King Hippo

Hey, lawyers can have crippling pain and a healthy opiate addiction. Genetics can take care of what shirt collar doesn’t.

/I mean, or so I’ve heard

//and shit, I know I have lots of upper-middle class white privilege to allow me to continue my shitty existence the way I do

Unsurprised

I agree.

Redshirt

Personal Fouls don’t carry over to the next half? Then why don’t the blockers intentionally rough the kicker and punter at kicks at the end of the half?