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Most under-rated day-drinking day of the season must be today. If you’re not an amateur that’s waking up in a strange place with your ‘good clothes’ still on then this is the day. Did you have a Bloody Caesar/Mary with your bacon and eggs? Did you follow it up (as I did) with an early afternoon martini followed by a sipping beer followed by scotches? If you did any variation of the above you are the champion I always knew you were. Ya dug down deep and found the inner strength to do whatever the hell you felt like. That pain in your chest? That’s just pride in one’s accomplishments manifesting itself after laying dormant for so very long.
Is there more NFL fallout? You bet.
Tom Coughlin waggled his finger at Fournette and Yeldon, called them ‘unproffessional’ and showed them who is boss by relieving rb coach Tyrone Wheatley of his job. That’ll show those whippersnappers!
Espn has a blurb about John Elway evaluating everybody including himself. Will he switch from a Western saddle to an English one? (Ha! Betcha Brandon Perna still sticks with the oats/hay jokes…)
Brian Orakpo, the olb from the Titans has called it a day after ten years and a few seasons of being a top-notch defender. I have no joke for this guy.
SBNation and Bleacher Report both have the Giants grabbing qb Haskins from Ohio State. He’s the one year starter that improved greatly over the last month of the season. I’ll bet his middle name is ‘Akili’. I’m torn-this looks like a disaster to me but I don’t want to go through another year of watching Eli. But I don’t want them to jump the gun on the first pretty lady with ‘legs up to here’ that walks past the construction site either. The Jags are moving on from Bortles for sure-perhaps they give the Giants something to move up one spot and then NY grabs an offensive lineman? Four months of speculation to follow…
Do your thing, there’s plenty going on. Share if it’s going on in your life or make jokes if you be watching some sporto thingies. It’s your site, damn it!