Your “Game Sponsored by Hatey McHaterson” Saturday Night NFL Football Open Thread

I hate the Cowboys. I have for quite some time. Let’s go back to the days before home computers, cell phones and social media. The written word was just beginning to take hold despite what the naysayers were nay saying. A rock applied to the head with varying degrees of force was a good enough means of communication for my grandfather and it’s good enough for me-whatever my name is! Then, as now, oldish white guys decided what was going to be placed before your eyebulbs and as far as football was concerned, they didn’t think they could do any better than the Dallas Cowboys. Little boy me didn’t know what ‘market over-saturation’ was then and still don’t now.

You couldn’t escape. Prime time TV, Sports Illustrated, Sport magazine, Inside Sport magazine-they extolled the countless virtues of a Roger Staubach, a Tom Landry, a Tony Dorsett (until he got a wee bit uppity) or a [insert white player’s name here]. I was able to free myself from the shackles of this form of mind manipulation for the most part. (I sometimes get half a chub when footage of Golden Richards is shown)

I therefore understand the hate/contempt that some have shown for the Seahawks though I don’t partake. To me, Coach Carroll is just another silly millionaire-type coach-guy that lives in a wee bubble of his own making so, whatever. He can loudly chew gum, strut the sidelines and conduct tours of Tower 6 all he likes.

Oh right-the game

Seattle/Dallas:

Gimme Kit Carson and Co. and a late field goal. No more talk of Dallas.

Conduct yourselves accordingly. To what? No idea.

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Oh man. I forgot Bob Einstein and Albert Brooks were brothers, and that makes me sad. At least we’ll always have this.

https://twitter.com/harrymccracken/status/1080567418915741696

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Holy shit. 1110 comments tonight. You guys were busy tonight.
But no offense….there’s no way in hell Imma go back and read all that shit.
😀

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Dude. What it is about that look and lip bite?

theeWeeBabySeamus

The lip bite is always pretty arousing, huh? Oooof.

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Indeed.
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Wakezilla

Hey Yeah Right, how far do you go on your daily walks?

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Between 4 and 5 miles. Depends. On weekends I can hit close to 7.

Wakezilla

So, are media types pretending they don’t know how marginal tax rates work to rile up their audience, making them believe they’ll get taxed to high heaven if they get that dream promotion? Or are they just stupid?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yes

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Also, I JUST covered marginal tax rates below Rocket Ismail in the mailbag! https://doorfliesopen.com/2018/12/26/mouth-flies-open-door-number-2/

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I’m just checking your mailbag out now. I somehow missed it. Loving the Rocket Ismail reference

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Thanks! Remember, any questions can go to dfosubmissions@gmail.com

Brick Meathook
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I’m already sick of hearing this chick’s name.

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Damn women should stay in their place.

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yeah right

Goddamn people that’s a lot of solid commenting.

Well Done!

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I’m in a drunk and vulnerable state and it would be horrible if I was overwhelmed by a …

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A spinach salad!comment image?itok=yzozNGxm

Brick Meathook
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If there’s one dark green leafy produce I can graze on with little help it’s spinach.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Can confirm Brick’s weather report

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I’m disappointed in how the video quality degraded, but eh. I probably didn’t have to use the largest video size to start. Oh well. I got it to sync up well when he slaps his thighs with the bass drop (or whatever that note is called. I’m not Mozart.)

https://gfycat.com/DenseWhichAbyssiniangroundhornbill

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Click the top right icon on the video if the music doesn’t play. Conversely, I’ll spare you the SEO click hunting I’m seeking like the loser I am and here’s the direct video link:

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That’s well done, sir.

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Thanks.

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I look forward to NFL Memes ripping it off within the hour.

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