You guys ready for some PROFESSIONAL BOWL action this weekend?! As someone who didn’t watch the SKILLS SHOWDOWN last night, I know I sure am not! That being said, I’m expecting a plethora of good material for next week, where Quoteables will march on, Hate Week and all. It’s gonna be good.

How’s my weekend going to be, you ask? Aw, that’s nice of you. I am shockingly going to a Beer Fest. Specifically, this Beer Fest, which focuses almost entirely on bourbon barrel aged beers. And they give 5 oz pours per beer, as opposed to the 1-2 oz usually associated with these things. It’s going to be a shit show, but the fact that I know most of 73 breweries that are going and have almost nothing but good things to say about them all, I am pretty excited. As far as it goes, I’m turning 30 in about 3 weeks time, and don’t expect that my liver will allow me to continue to do this in the future, which is probably a good thing. That being said, if I don’t die, there will be a Boots on the Ground report, time and hangover permitting.

Now, for the results, and boy were there some good ones. Enjoy!

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