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Nope, you gotta wait another week (plus) for the Superb Owl LIII.
YOU’LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!!!!!
(get your foot off the boat, Spalding)
((roman numerals are stupid))
But even without your football fix this weekend, you will still be getting a variety of incessant media takes on the “Big Game”. So in honour of that, this week we’re doing…
Sexy Sports Reporters!!!!
Sports With Nothing To Offer 2Nite
Once again…YOU’LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!!!!
It’s NHL All Star Weekend so there is nada tonight, aside from the skills competitions – 9:00pmEST – TV: NBCSN
The actual All Star Game is tomorrow – 8:00pmEST -TV: NBC
YOU’LL GET NOT VERY MUCH!!!!
- Toronto @ Houston – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
YOU’LL GET A LITTLE BUT YOU STILL MIGHT NOT LIKE IT!!!!!
- (14)Buffalo @ Kent State – 6:30pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- (5)Michigan @ Indiana – 6:30pmEST – TV: FS1
- Rider @ Iona – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- Butler @ Creighton – 8:30pmEST – TV: FS1
This Just In…
(that means two things)
There are many to choose from. These are just few chosen arbitrarily, though not quite randomly, of my own choosing. As always, you are encouraged to write in your own “candidates” in the comments.
Heidi Watney – MLBN Quick Pitch host (she seems fun).
Vanessa Huppenkothen – Soccer Goddess, AND the title Goddess character of mine and BallsofSteel’s ongoing saga of love found, love lost again, and hopefully found again next time (I really need to get my ass in gear so we can start writing the 3rd installment….STOP YELLING AT ME BALLS!!!!).
Maria Taylor – ESPN College Gameday (taller than me, but I’d climb that tree).
Allie LaForce – CBS College Sports
Charissa Thompson – Various (lives in Venice, CA….which if you know me, you know that’s good enough for me).
And of course, no post of this nature on this website would be complete without including the Queen Mother. Joe Namath, you magnificent bastard you.
Suzy Kolber – Hell yeah, I’d kiss her. I wouldn’t even need to be drunk…(though chances are I probably would be anyway).
That’s all I got this week. Sometimes getting nothing is better than the alternative. Trust me.
Go wank it or get drunk or whatever, and have a great weekend.
Just please be safe.