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Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Superb Owl Prédiction

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This is my last prediction post for the season discussing who will make the playoffs,  who won’t,  who will win,  and who won’t.

As promised,  I’ve been keeping track of what I say week to week so you can call me out on any bullshit you may see. TODAY,  I’ll recap and highlight in BOLD any Conference Championship predictions I got right and make my final Superb Owl predicción.

Without further ado, TO THE STANDINGS!

AFC

 For historical purposes, here are the final regular season standings with my correct predictions in BOLD.

#111213141516Actual
1KCKCKC KCKCKC KC
2NENENE NENENENE
3PITHOUHOU HOUHOUHOU HOU
4HOUPITPIT BALPITBAL BAL
5LACLACLAC LACLACLAC LAC
6BALBALBAL PITBALIND IND

AFC Playoffs

I was right all along in picking a New England- Kansas City AFC Championship and also picking New England to win in Kansas City.

Here is the table with the full and final AFC Playoff predictions, for historical purposes:

 11121314151617WCDIVActual
WC1PIT>BALPIT>LACPIT>LAC PIT>HOUPIT>LACHOU>INDHOU>IND IND>HOU
WC2HOU>LACHOU>BALHOU>BAL BAL>LACBAL>HOUBAL>LACBAL>LAC LAC>BAL
D1NE>PITNE>HOUNE>HOU NE>BALNE>PITNE>HOUNE>HOUNE>LAC NE>LAC
D2KC>HOUPIT>KCKC>PIT KC>PITKC>BALKC>BALKC>BALKC>IND KC>IND
CNE>KCNE>PITNE>KC NE>KCNE>KCNE>KCNE>KCNE>KCNE>KC NE>KC

NFC

For historical purposes, here are the final regular season standings with my correct predictions in BOLD.

#111213141516Actual
1LARLARLAR NONONO NO
2NONONO LARLARLAR LAR
3CHICHICHI CHICHICHI CHI
4DALDALDAL DALDALDAL DAL
5CARSEASEA SEASEASEA SEA
6SEACARPHI PHIPHIPHI PHI

NFC Playoffs

As you all saw, I donated $100 to the charity of Hippo’s choice, Planned Parenthood, and I also ended up buying a nice bottle of whisky for a co-worker.

I will also say that only the worst blown call in NFL history prevented me from picking the correct Superb Owl matchup all the way since I started doing this series.

Here is the table with the full and final NFC Playoff predictions, for historical purposes:

 11121314151617WCDIVActual
W1SEA>CHICHI>CARPHI>CHI CHI>PHIPHI>CHIPHI>CHIPHI>CHIPHI>CHI
W2CAR>DALSEA>DALSEA>DAL DAL>SEASEA>DALSEA>DALSEA>DAL DAL>SEA
D1SEA>LARSEA>LARLAR>PHI CHI>LARSEA>LARSEA>LARSEA>LARDAL>LAR LAR>DAL
D2NO>CARNO>CHINO>SEA NO>DALNO>PHINO>PHINO>PHINO>PHI NO>PHI
CNO>SEANO>SEANO>LAR NO>CHINO>SEANO>SEANO>SEANO>DALNO>LAR LAR>NO

As I’ve noted before, the NFC Championship will be the real Super Bowl as the winner will handle New England in The Asshole. I’ve got to stick with that.

Superb Owl

Rams beat New England.

11121314151617WCDIVCONActual
NO>NENO>NENO>NE NO>NENO>NENO>NE NO>NENO>NENO>NELAR>NE 

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

For once, I actually WANT you to be right. Again, my gut says different. Or maybe I just need to take a shit.

My Mr. Coffee k-cup thingy broke yesterday, so I am at my favourite coffee house (The Chanticleer). One of the baristas looks almost exactly like Heather Graham.

If only I were the sort of man who could “jokingly” inquire if she’s into Rollergirl cosplay.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Why not? At this point, what have you got to lose?

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King Hippo

true, one can’t fall off the floor! But it would come off WAY more as creepy than as bashful flirting, and I should nae impose that on anyone. Not for a 1 in 10,000,000 chance.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I think if you play it right, it would come off as cute/funny.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Rollergirl cosplay is more common than one would think according to a recent PEW pole.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think the P*ts will run away with it and Cheeto will remain the POTUS for the coming year. The timeline fits it. The pacific islanders who are losing land realize this.

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rockingdog

*checks to see who is announcing the superbowl
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I predict that the spread holds at Patriots -2.5, and the Patriots win by one or two. I would *not* want to bet on that, though, because there is great potential for a bad beat.

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King Hippo

The line moving up (opened at 1.5) indicates my unfortunate gut is right.

May Baby Buster somehow find his misplaced brain, Todd Gurley get all the horse tranquilizers, and Two of the Good Ones steal Dreamboat’s fucking soul.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I got to I predict that the spread holds at and then went off on a gif tangent, so to speak.

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rockingdog

I’ve got to agree with you. I think that Rams defense shows up, and makes things happen.
Wade Phillips knows what up….

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Do you think Coach McVay insists that his players refer to him as “C. McV.”?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

RAMMIT!!!!! will bring the pressure (I hope). Aging Tawmmy will wilt as he always does when gameplanned properly (NO PREVENT D RAMS, PLEASE????). Baby Buster comes of age, and Gurley goes off for 150 on the ground. And the Lombardi comes home to the Coliseum.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I think it would be funny if the two Super Bowls won by LA teams were by teams that played at the Coliseum that season and then left.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, if that happened……

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Fronkenshteen

As long as Trent Brown and Gronk are healthy enough to block, who the hell can stop the pats running game? I’m pessimistic the pats lose 2 of these things in a row.

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King Hippo

Aaron Donald and Donkey Kong Suh! My co-worker convinced me that Donald is the rightful NFL MVP (not just DPOY).

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