I interrupt my projected Saturday evening musical & comedy interlude to give you this exciting news:
The Alliance of American Football starts tonight!
I know I know.
However, it is live football in February and, since the first week is actually on broadcast television, I figured we should give it a try.
Here’s their weekly schedule, if you are so inclined to watch or visit. Their app promises to have weekly fantasy options, to try & attract a loyal following. HAIL GAMBLOR!
Tonight’s sports:
- AAFL:
- San Diego Fleet at San Antonio (Low) Commanders – 8:30PM | CBS
- NHL: Hockey Day in Canada
- Leafs at Habs – 7:00PM | CBC
- Sharks at Oilers – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Flames at Canucks – 10:00PM | CBC
- NBA:
- Raptors at Knicks – 7:30PM | TSN
- Thunder at Rockets – 8:30PM | ABC
- NCAA:
- Duke at Virginia – 6:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Kansas State at Baylor – ESPN2
- DePaul at Xavier – 8:00PM | FS1
- Tulane at Wichita State – 8:00PM | ESPNU
- Texas at West By-God Virginia – 8:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN2
- Washington at Arizona State – 10:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- St. Mary’s (Cal.) at Gonzaga – 10:00PM | ESPN2
- Colorado at Southern California – 10:00PM | ESPNU
- UFC 234
- Prelims: Whittaker vs. Gastelum – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN5
- Crashed Ice: From Fenway Park
- Ski-cross on skates – 10:00PM | FS1
If you get the chance, Crashed Ice is bonkers & fun to watch, but the intervals between races are filled with the kind of “American Ninja Warrior” and “Chopped” ‘inspirational’ interviews that involve slow-motion & deep looks into eyes. JUST SHOW ME THE INJURIES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJk0p-98Xzc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfPqdpt2Rew
I feel like I missed out on National Pizza Day.
The current Business Wars podcast series is on the USFL vs. NFL. https://wondery.com/shows/business-wars/
Fuck. It’s already the 9th.
I think that old Good Housekeeping lady is a lesbian pervert; she “inspecting” alright.
After going to the trouble and paying for a waxing does Brick now have or will he get a nice pair of chaps to shoe the berries off?
Whether slick balled or not; kilts are comfy with the air dry affect; you can be more discrete with that wear.
I’m hung like horse and built like that guy in the video, but no, I don’t show it off unless the role calls for it.
Yes.
Would have also accepted.
As someone who tried to watch the USFL and WLAF…ain’t fooling me three times.
Unless it’s played at a really high level, one has a personal connection to someone involved, or one is gambling on it – just meh.
I will continue instead to be annoyed that the NFL falls short of its potential, thanks to its owner-slave commissioner model. Dickwads.
We used to go to the Denver Gold games and mainly drink, but still; someone with a family could take them to the games and have fun at a very reasonable price. I enjoyed this season just as much as a few in the the past five years or so. I just don’t have the pissed off as other do I guess.
So you’ll be watching all the games then?
Just returned from an incredible evening at dojo el casa Low Commander.
I don’t give faint praise because life is too short but GODDAMN that was some good food and amazing company and wonderful people.
Everyone needs to do that more often.
Happy birthday good sir!
He’s good people. The dogs quite enjoyed his company when he came north of the border.
Happy birthday to LCSS! He has good taste in beer.
PG Porn might’ve been the apex of James Gunn’s career!
https://vimeo.com/316350976
THIS IS AWESOME!
And she sounds cute.
https://www.mylittlewaxbar.com/home
Ask for Lacey (co-owner)
IT’S GOOD GROOMING FOLKS
Itchy growing back in though, yes?
No not at all
That video is the first time I did it back in July. Today was my third time.
So, you do it every 3 months? How long does the effect last?
They say every 4 to 6 weeks, but I got busy. After 8 weeks I was ready for another. That’s how they get you hooked.
That’s not too bad. I may make an appointment.
Do it!
Hey, you can get a discount next time for referring me! I’ll check in with you when I make my appointment.
I’m tempted but scared.
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!
They have a 15% off deal. Ask for it.
I thought they were supposed to take all the hair off, at least like 93%.
Actually after 8 weeks you start to notice that you’re getting pulled by your dick hairs every time you sit down.
I didn’t think you were married.
Scratchy won that fight.
Lacey looks way too cute. Didya worry about getting a boner?
That is definitely not a problem during this procedure
I figure the fear would kick in and then the pain would finish the job.
It’s really not painful. It’s more shocking than painful, because it is completely outside the wheelhouse of anything I ever experienced before. All I could do was laugh. I recommend it though, as well as pedicures.
GOOD MAINTENANCE!
That’s good to know. I do enjoy the pedicures.
That explains the foot thing.
Well, I guess lesbian lingerie spanking is out.
I used to see gifs of that on Tumblr.
RIP Tumblr. It’s not that they got rid of all the porn that sucks, it’s that they just made so much of it damn near impossible to actually view.
I enjoyed this game even better with my freshly waxed balls.
Can you refer a brother?
So, will there be threads for the Sunday AAF games?
Sure, why not?
Not tomorrow’s. But starting next week.
Just watch and comment on the open thread; peeps know what you talkin’ ’bout Raza.
hand ded with 0 seconds to play
Knee ded with 20 seconds to play
I really like this league’s clock rules. They’ve really sped up the game.
This reminds me of that scene in Magic Mike when Big Dick Ritchie gets a hernia lifting a fat chick at the club.
No AAF teams in the north? A single tear rolls down Vince McMahon’s cheek at the thought of being able to break a territory for the first time in 25 years
Not a great chance for snow footbaw, even in February. We got a foot here in Salt Lake last Wednesday, but I don’t think they have a home game until March.
BIG PICK
Seems like there’s a lot more folks in the stands in the Alamodome tonight than I saw in the stands at a lot of the early college bowl games this past December, so I guess that’s encouraging.
Or the LA Coliseum for the first 12 weeks of the season
Martz’s NFL game has translated perfectly to the new league
So has his love of sandwiches.
Looks like he’s going to be the Andy Reid of the AAF, fat-joke wise.
He looks like Bobby Bacala. His naked gut came flying out twice in the first quarter. His tits look like fried eggs that are trying to hide in his armpits.
Needs a choo-choo engineer hat.
To be fair; I likes me some sammichez too.
Teeeeveee cut out in richville, is it any good?
Yes
/is booed unmercifully
/not by me. I can handle this.
Me too.
I never knew Mike Martz was a San Diego native. I look at the way he’s built and just assumed he was trying to bulk up to survive a long, long winter hibernation somewhere in the Dakotas.
Mike Martz is a “long time San Diego native” according to CBS
He loved San Diego long time.
Bears would have won a playoff game with that kind of leg
/shudders
What hell is this?
MJD could be heard but not seen.
“Stand in front of the camera, Maurice.”
“I am!”
I’d like to imagine him speaking in the tiny voice.
Those are the worst referee uniforms I’ve ever seen. Holy shit.
You shouldn’t hate on other peoples’ fetishes.
Please tell me Tommy Maddox is coaching one of these teams
“Tommy Maddox is coaching one of these teams.”
Just tuning in. Have I missed any unintentional comedy?
It’s not godawful
Just in time for hilarious audio system failure
“What?”
No, that’s been going on all evening.
I’m not looking for the NFL here. Wouldn’t be fair. These guys are working hard, and for a first game ever, this shit looks pretty good to me. Go AAF.
One could probably afford to go to the games.
Never understood why football never began a minor league system like in baseball. People would pay to watch.
Because we have
slavesstudent athletes for thatI enjoyed more than 3/5ths of that comment.
Why is San Antonio “The Commanders?” What does that have to do with San Antonio?
Is it The Alamo? I thought those guys lost and got slaughtered.
That’s what I thought too. Commander is a Navy rank. It’s all Air Force or Army here in SA, so they should be called Colonels or Generals or Sergeants.
Or “Troops.” Who could not support a team with that name?
Isn’t there a lot of demanding wives in San Antonio?
Lot of fat wives, I guess they demand a lot of food. I’ve stayed mercifully single all these years.
So you no like bossy wives joke?
Me, tonight.
Should’ve went with “Banderases”.
I predict MANY recently retired NFL guys are gonna want to play in this league
After they go broke; I can see that.
http://www.munknee.com/78-of-nfl-players-go-bankrupt-within-5-years/
Although a lot of the figures thrown around are incorrect:
https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/theres-a-difference-between-broke-and-bankrupt-for-ex-nfl-players/
SA Commanders fire off guns when SA scores TD. This is San Antonio, they should just stab each other.
Who got shot?
Somebody in the stands? JR Ewing? Looks like they have some version of the Patriots musketeers there beyond the end zone. If they’re cosplaying the Mexican Army at the Alamo, they should be carrying sticks and pine cones instead of firearms. Little known fact, that’s all they were armed with when they defeated Davy Crockett, Jim Bowie, and the rest of the intrepid defenders of the Alamo.
Oh, I thought with the crime rate in the downtown area……
Knifings are equally popular here, but mostly south and west of downtown…
My jokes are failing out of the sky faster than Japanese plains in the Great Marianas Turkey Shoot.
It could very well be me and the weed missing obvious things.
No, that’s not it. Things are a lot funnier in my head.
Or, just pack a civil war cannon with grapeshot made up of glass, nails, cement, beef ribs, and korans and fire it through the torso of a Nancy Pelosi cutout.
Nah, that would be in San Diego. San Antonio is a blue city.
wrong place comment.
Holy crap. A non-field goal thingy!
THIS IS FOOTBALL. GAMBLING LINES NEXT WEEK AND THATS AN ORDER
Wait, wut? There wasn’t any gamboling mechanism? That’s not right.
There may have been. I just didn’t see lines on Scoresandodds.com or FanDuel.
Those aren’t whispers, sweetheart. That’s the sound of erections inflating in crisp woolen trousers
Right; they don’t have the big garments. Which ones have the hair shirts again?
Greek Orthodox?
/ kidding!
Nice!