2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 11

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn’t doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn’t happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
Senor Weaselo

Another day to do the things and vote the votes and see if there are other crazy double-digit upsets and see what kind of ridiculous dance-related reference I can come up with, the more obscure the better!

Okay, that’s pretty damn obscure. I think this was on… PBS Kids? A quick googling tells me yes, and whoever created this also created Maggie and the Ferocious Beast, which is the leading reason anyone in their 20s might use the term “great googly-moogly.” If at all. I mean, I don’t, but maybe somebody does? Apparently this is more a Hermana Weaselo-era PBS show, judging by the dates, which also makes sense. Not that she watched this, for her it was Dragon Tales, and then I would watch Pokemon or Histeria! which was a criminally underrated show. And for even younger than that Senor, after-school I was a WB! kid, since they had Tiny Toon AdventuresAnimaniacsPinky and the Brain, and Freakazoid! And occasionally Batman: TAS, but young Senor wasn’t as into it. Only certain episodes, because y’know, I was too young. And Bill Nye, and the lesser-known Beakman’s World.

First Round, SHAN’KHOR Region

  • 7. “For driving through Arizona that quickly, Sheriff Joe Arpaio just asked to see Jimmy Garoppalo’s papers.” (63%, 22 Votes)
  • 10. “That’s true. If something were to happen to Winston, he’d pretty much be asking for it, standing there so provocatively in the pocket late in a bad game.” (37%, 13 Votes)

Total Voters: 35

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First Round, SHAN’KHOR Region

  • 2. “I haven’t seen a khunt debut like this since Traci Lords’s 14th birthday!” (80%, 28 Votes)
  • 15. “So both teams just forfeited to the Behr’s?” (20%, 7 Votes)

Total Voters: 35

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Okay, enough about Senor’s kid shows, we all know the best kid show was Wonder Showzen, which gave us gems like this

which is about the least fucked-up thing I can post from the show.

So I guess with that, vote away and tomorrow we start the BOLTMAN Region.

Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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Don T

Batman Beyond is the best Batman of all and I want to marry Inque. End of transmission.

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Unsurprised

Hey, nerds!

Battlebots has been renewed.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh look, the Raiders just signed Trent Brown to the most expensive OL contract in history.

/That’s My Raiders! is filmed in front of an undead studio audience.

blaxabbath

Gotta protect Kyler Murray.

Horatio Cornblower

The Cardinals are going to draft him, unless Gruden is dumb enough to trade his 4th pick and one of the other 1st rounders.

So, yeah, 50-50 the Raiders take him.

blaxabbath

11 days to make it just one round — what are we, Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ belt?!

Horatio Cornblower

Best one yet.

Also what SHS says as she polishes off the last drumstick in a bucket of KFC Xtra Crispy

nomonkeyfun

I think someone would like to have a word of the author of the 2 seed.

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We’re all going to the big house for laughing at that joke.

ballsofsteelandfury

That WB! Lineup reminds me of those stacked World Series Champion Yankee teams.

Game Time Decision

I miss Pinky and the Brain.

King Hippo

yes, that was some good shit

/especially when baked