There’s no need for a long introduction or rambling adventure through my past. It’s playoff season, baby, and focus should be on the watching, not the whimsy.
I would be remiss, however, if I didn’t point out that the Game 1s so far pretty much blew up my predictions from Tuesday & Wednesday. Luckily, Tampa was the only sweep I predicted, and if they hadn’t shit away a three-goal lead I’d still be sitting pretty.
My prognostication abilities pretty much confirm I don’t worship GAMBLOR, and that I likely deserved to finish
fourth from the bottom of the [DFO] Bracket Challenge.
SNL:
- Live episode tonight: 11:30PM – NBC / Global
These K-twinks are all boys. - Emma Stone / BTS (K-pop)
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL: all are Game 2
- Stars at Predators – 6:00PM | CNBC / (Stars lead 1-0)
- Leafs at Bruins – 8:00PM | NBC / CBC (Leafs lead 1-0)
- Avalanche at Flames – 10:30PM | NBCSN / CBC
- NBA:
- Clippers at Warriors – 8:15PM | ABC / TSN4
- Spurs at Nuggets – 10:30PM | ESPN
- NCAA:
- The Frozen Four championship game
- UMASS vs. Minnesota-Duluth – 8:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN2
- College Baseball:
- Arkansas at Vanderbilt – 9:00PM | ESPNU
- The Frozen Four championship game
- MLB:
- Mets at Braves – 7:00PM | FS1
- UFC 236: Holloway vs. Poirier 2: From Atlanta
- Prelims – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN5
- Formula One Racing:
- Chinese Grand Prix – 2:00AM | ESPN2 / TSN
DON’T STAY UP TOO LATE!
Boogity, boogity, boogity! Let’s go Chinese F1 racing folks!
Vettel and Gasly need to find a new occupation.
Poor car, thinking it’s an airplane.
Be a car man! Enjoy the asphalt.
OK, one last Sara Jean before I go to bed. Oh wait, that one has nipples and I’ll get yelled at.
Here, have this one….
Damn, that one has a vagina…..
HERE WE GO!!!!!!!
Oh, and congratulations to the Nets for holding up their end of a DFO prophecy, unlike some teams I know.
The Orioles know you’re talking about them.
But they’re too weak to fight back.
Must be all the toxins and heavy metals pouring into the Chesapeake
Finally finished the GWS-Geelong match
WOOOOOOOOOO!
DAMN!!!! This dude has a horrible cut over his right eye…like I can see bone.
They need to end this fight.
The cut came from an accidental headbutt.
That stinks.
But they ended it.
Sexiest Maid Ever? Sara jean. Oh yes, someday I will win her over….
She’s gonna love me.
For at least three days. Maybe two.
She missed a spot.
Oh, wait, that’s just… something … on my screen.
I was going to say. I don’t know if you can win her but you can rent her.
She’s got more money than I do. She can rent me.
I’d let her clean my “it”
The car ain’t gonna wash itself.
No, I didn’t say stop….
Well that’s one way to do it….
See, now we got someone dedicated to it….
The dishes ain’t gonna do themselves.
Neither is she. I’m on it.
Monahan scores to put the Flames up 2-1, proving there is life after Tom Brady.
This Travis Hamonic is pretty good, why don’t the other teams just go down to The Hamonic Hut on Third and get their own?
OK, just what are you planning on doing with that?
At your age, it’s an annual requirement to clean it out and have it fingered.
Now,,,when you say “it”….
That’s the beauty of brunettes. You can convince her “it” means whatever you want.
I’m just worried it’s not gonna fit. And when I say “it” I mean….
Never mind.
Six rounds? WTF? Who schedules a six round boxing match??????
Spencer (who sucks) defeats Vazquez (who sucks more) on points.
In six rounds.
Wow, just wow.
If McGruber was a parody of McGuyver, how does Grubauer fit into this?
LOL…always one of my favourites.
And I’m being serious now, I do not think either of these boxers trained for this match.
I’m 52 years old and could beat either of them.
Holy shit.
Seriously, they’re just leaning on one another, gloves not up. Don’t even have the stamina to tie up.
This is disgraceful.
OH COME ON I’M NOT THAT DIFFICULT TO LIVE WITH!!!!!!!
Polka dots!
I’ve got a photo I need to send you.
You’ve got my info. Do it.
I just assumed The Saddledome was some kind of sybian-based competition, but I guess hockey is ok too.
/wait what’s a sybian? Never haerd of it.
Let the poison out Lupe!
There are two white guys on my tv who don’t know how to box.
Where did baseball go?
Seriously, these guys suck.
There’s something quite strange about seeing the “drink responsibly” caption on an ad for Jagermeister. Doing shots of Jager only happens after people have left responsibility (and taste) in the rear view mirror.
This seems to be a very good use of mesh, but admittedly that is only my opinion.
This is why I have a scissors handy all the time.
LOL
It pays to have proper equipment.
I’m a little concerned we might not come up to code.
OK, I’m not really all that concerned….
The one on the right really needs to start doing back exercises before she develops chronic back pain
I’ve got some exercises on her back that I can help with.
She’s gonna need a towel.
That sounds like a “her” problem.
Canadian hockey talking guys are so much better than their non-union American counterparts. It’s like comparing sex with a real woman vs one that’s transitioned from a garbage bag full of mayonaisse.