Your Saturday Evening All Sports Playoff Spectacular & Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

There’s no need for a long introduction or rambling adventure through my past. It’s playoff season, baby, and focus should be on the watching, not the whimsy.

I would be remiss, however, if I didn’t point out that the Game 1s so far pretty much blew up my predictions from Tuesday & Wednesday. Luckily, Tampa was the only sweep I predicted, and if they hadn’t shit away a three-goal lead I’d still be sitting pretty.

My prognostication abilities pretty much confirm I don’t worship GAMBLOR, and that I likely deserved to finish

fourth from the bottom of the [DFO] Bracket Challenge.


SNL:

  • Live episode tonight: 11:30PM – NBC / Global
    These K-twinks are all boys.
    • Emma Stone / BTS (K-pop)

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL: all are Game 2
    • Stars at Predators – 6:00PM | CNBC /  (Stars lead 1-0)
    • Leafs at Bruins – 8:00PM | NBC / CBC (Leafs lead 1-0)
    • Avalanche at Flames – 10:30PM | NBCSN / CBC
  • NBA:
    • Clippers at Warriors – 8:15PM | ABC / TSN4
    • Spurs at Nuggets – 10:30PM | ESPN
  • NCAA:
    • The Frozen Four championship game
      • UMASS vs. Minnesota-Duluth – 8:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN2
    • College Baseball:
      • Arkansas at Vanderbilt – 9:00PM | ESPNU
  • MLB:
    • Mets at Braves – 7:00PM | FS1
  • UFC 236: Holloway vs. Poirier 2: From Atlanta
    • Prelims – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN5
  • Formula One Racing:
    • Chinese Grand Prix – 2:00AM | ESPN2 / TSN

DON’T STAY UP TOO LATE!

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Boogity, boogity, boogity! Let’s go Chinese F1 racing folks!

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Vettel and Gasly need to find a new occupation.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Poor car, thinking it’s an airplane.

Be a car man! Enjoy the asphalt.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, one last Sara Jean before I go to bed. Oh wait, that one has nipples and I’ll get yelled at.
Here, have this one….
Damn, that one has a vagina…..

HERE WE GO!!!!!!!
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Oh, and congratulations to the Nets for holding up their end of a DFO prophecy, unlike some teams I know.

theeWeeBabySeamus

The Orioles know you’re talking about them.
But they’re too weak to fight back.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Must be all the toxins and heavy metals pouring into the Chesapeake

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Finally finished the GWS-Geelong match

Spoiler

WOOOOOOOOOO!

theeWeeBabySeamus

DAMN!!!! This dude has a horrible cut over his right eye…like I can see bone.
They need to end this fight.

theeWeeBabySeamus

The cut came from an accidental headbutt.
That stinks.
But they ended it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sexiest Maid Ever? Sara jean. Oh yes, someday I will win her over….
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theeWeeBabySeamus

She’s gonna love me.
For at least three days. Maybe two.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Dunstan
Dunstan

She missed a spot.

Oh, wait, that’s just… something … on my screen.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I was going to say. I don’t know if you can win her but you can rent her.

theeWeeBabySeamus

She’s got more money than I do. She can rent me.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I’d let her clean my “it”

theeWeeBabySeamus

The car ain’t gonna wash itself.
No, I didn’t say stop….
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Well that’s one way to do it….
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theeWeeBabySeamus

See, now we got someone dedicated to it….
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theeWeeBabySeamus

The dishes ain’t gonna do themselves.
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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Neither is she. I’m on it.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Monahan scores to put the Flames up 2-1, proving there is life after Tom Brady.

herodotus450
herodotus450

This Travis Hamonic is pretty good, why don’t the other teams just go down to The Hamonic Hut on Third and get their own?

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, just what are you planning on doing with that?
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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

At your age, it’s an annual requirement to clean it out and have it fingered.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Now,,,when you say “it”….

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

That’s the beauty of brunettes. You can convince her “it” means whatever you want.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m just worried it’s not gonna fit. And when I say “it” I mean….

Never mind.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Six rounds? WTF? Who schedules a six round boxing match??????

theeWeeBabySeamus

Spencer (who sucks) defeats Vazquez (who sucks more) on points.
In six rounds.
Wow, just wow.

herodotus450
herodotus450

If McGruber was a parody of McGuyver, how does Grubauer fit into this?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

LOL…always one of my favourites.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

And I’m being serious now, I do not think either of these boxers trained for this match.
I’m 52 years old and could beat either of them.
Holy shit.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Seriously, they’re just leaning on one another, gloves not up. Don’t even have the stamina to tie up.
This is disgraceful.

theeWeeBabySeamus

OH COME ON I’M NOT THAT DIFFICULT TO LIVE WITH!!!!!!!
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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Polka dots!

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ve got a photo I need to send you.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

You’ve got my info. Do it.

herodotus450
herodotus450

I just assumed The Saddledome was some kind of sybian-based competition, but I guess hockey is ok too.
/wait what’s a sybian? Never haerd of it.

Col. Duke LaCross

Let the poison out Lupe!

theeWeeBabySeamus

There are two white guys on my tv who don’t know how to box.
Where did baseball go?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Seriously, these guys suck.

Dunstan
Dunstan

There’s something quite strange about seeing the “drink responsibly” caption on an ad for Jagermeister. Doing shots of Jager only happens after people have left responsibility (and taste) in the rear view mirror.

theeWeeBabySeamus

This seems to be a very good use of mesh, but admittedly that is only my opinion.
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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

This is why I have a scissors handy all the time.

theeWeeBabySeamus

LOL

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

It pays to have proper equipment.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m a little concerned we might not come up to code.
OK, I’m not really all that concerned….
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Wakezilla

The one on the right really needs to start doing back exercises before she develops chronic back pain

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I’ve got some exercises on her back that I can help with.

theeWeeBabySeamus

She’s gonna need a towel.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

That sounds like a “her” problem.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Canadian hockey talking guys are so much better than their non-union American counterparts. It’s like comparing sex with a real woman vs one that’s transitioned from a garbage bag full of mayonaisse.