Your “Easter Egg Hunts Prove That Your Lazy Kid CAN Actually Find Things When They Want To” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s Easter Weekend.

Jesus was a pretty cool dude.  I’m not a particularly religious person, but I truly do mean that I think Jesus was pretty awesome.  I don’t necessarily think he was created out of  “Divine Intervention” per se.  In fact, I think Mary might have….ummmm….never mind.

But he was a tough sumbitch nonetheless, and stood up for what he believed.  And didn’t back down even in the face of…. well ya know.

I can respect that.

Changing gears just a bit..Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber were geniuses.  Jesus Christ Superstar  is without a doubt my favourite musical ever.  I always listen to it at Easter.  And other times as well if I’m being honest.

So in their honor, and Jesus’ too…. let us look at some hot chicks, shall we?

Sports To Make You Feel Crucified 2Nite

NHL Playoffs

  • Toronto @ Boston (tied 2-2) – 7:00pmEDT – TV: NBCSN
  • Calgary @ ColorAdo (Col 3-1) – 10:30pmEDT – TV: NBCSN

NBA Playoffs

  • Toronto @ Orlando (tied 1-1) – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
  • Boston @ Indiana (Bos 2-0) – 8:30pmEDT – TV: ABC
  • Portland @ OKC (Por 2-0) – 9:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN

MLB

Nothing national.  Check your locals.

Full Schedule

Would Be Willing to Nail

(get it?)

((sorry I thought that was clever))

Enjoy….

 

Oh dear lord.  I need to go boil my eggs now.  Yes, it’s a euphemism.

And sadly I suppose, I relate more to Judas. But i would never sell a friend out for 30 pieces of silver.

I’d negotiate and hold out for at least 100.

So give me a “Harrumph” or watch your asses.

(I’m probably joking)

But Pilate was the real victim here, IMHO…

(those of you with weak stomachs might want to cut this off at the 3:30 mark)

Anyway…..

History, especially 2000 year old history, is difficult to discern for sure.  I believe Pilate was caught in the middle, had no way out.  Had no good answer.  But all of that aside…

When you can’t find that last Easter Egg….don’t ask questions.  You may not actually want to know where it is.

Especially if you invited Richard Gere.

Happy Easter, everyone!!!!

Love Ya’s.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Man Judas had some pipes. Nice guitar too

ALXMAC
ALXMAC

Pretty sure that this was his first single/song:

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fucking exhausted

Gratliff

How does your career look when you’ve gone from Last Comic Standing to playing the intermission at an indie wrestling show?

Col. Duke LaCross

I’m pretty good friends with the guy that finished second to Iliza Schlessinger on Season six, and he sets his table okay, still tours a little bit, but has evolved to a musical comedy act on cruise ships and the corporate circuit. But he still tells me he feels like he’s kind of an underachiever and should be further along. Dude smokes a veritable fuckton of grass on a daily basis, but he is fun to hang around with.

Oddly enough, his wife is an indie wrestler that has done a few guest spots on WWE programming. She was one of Velveteen’s valets at the Rumble NXT Takeover, and she was in No Way Jose’s Conga Line during the Rumble itself.

Gratliff

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Blaster McMassive or the other one?

Gratliff

You probably meant the Phoenix one, but it’s funnier to me imagining it’s Blaster.

Col. Duke LaCross

Yeah, the one in Phoenix.

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