Your “Easter Egg Hunts Prove That Your Lazy Kid CAN Actually Find Things When They Want To” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s Easter Weekend.

Jesus was a pretty cool dude.  I’m not a particularly religious person, but I truly do mean that I think Jesus was pretty awesome.  I don’t necessarily think he was created out of  “Divine Intervention” per se.  In fact, I think Mary might have….ummmm….never mind.

But he was a tough sumbitch nonetheless, and stood up for what he believed.  And didn’t back down even in the face of…. well ya know.

I can respect that.

Changing gears just a bit..Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber were geniuses.  Jesus Christ Superstar  is without a doubt my favourite musical ever.  I always listen to it at Easter.  And other times as well if I’m being honest.

So in their honor, and Jesus’ too…. let us look at some hot chicks, shall we?

Sports To Make You Feel Crucified 2Nite

NHL Playoffs

  • Toronto @ Boston (tied 2-2) – 7:00pmEDT – TV: NBCSN
  • Calgary @ ColorAdo (Col 3-1) – 10:30pmEDT – TV: NBCSN

NBA Playoffs

  • Toronto @ Orlando (tied 1-1) – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
  • Boston @ Indiana (Bos 2-0) – 8:30pmEDT – TV: ABC
  • Portland @ OKC (Por 2-0) – 9:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN

MLB

Nothing national.  Check your locals.

Full Schedule

Would Be Willing to Nail

(get it?)

((sorry I thought that was clever))

Enjoy….

 

Oh dear lord.  I need to go boil my eggs now.  Yes, it’s a euphemism.

And sadly I suppose, I relate more to Judas. But i would never sell a friend out for 30 pieces of silver.

I’d negotiate and hold out for at least 100.

So give me a “Harrumph” or watch your asses.

(I’m probably joking)

But Pilate was the real victim here, IMHO…

(those of you with weak stomachs might want to cut this off at the 3:30 mark)

Anyway…..

History, especially 2000 year old history, is difficult to discern for sure.  I believe Pilate was caught in the middle, had no way out.  Had no good answer.  But all of that aside…

When you can’t find that last Easter Egg….don’t ask questions.  You may not actually want to know where it is.

Especially if you invited Richard Gere.

Happy Easter, everyone!!!!

Love Ya’s.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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This has been a pretty good week and I had a great interview yesterday. It seems like an ideal position for what I want but I don’t want to overdo the hope. And I’m still trying to figure out what to do about the bumble lady. We’ll see.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Bumble? Bee cool.

WCS

Been drinking bourbon, been drinking scotch, and drinking gin. Let’s follow-up on that.

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WCS

Beatles, Rolling Stones, U2…. these guys are not.

I’ve still been ordered by my mother-in-law to play this at her funeral. i

I need more gin.

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My brother used to get comped to Coachella every year until he got sick of it as a way to spend the weekend. So of course the week when he could use a vacation and tolerate going he has deadlines to meet. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Life is hard in the Unsurprised clan.

Dunstan
Dunstan

I’m so old I often confuse Coachella with Burning Man.

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They’re both full of insufferable assholes who should be abandoned to die on the desert.

blaxabbath

Yo. Blax here.

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/HIPSTER CLUB CASUALLY BUT QUICKLY EMPTIES OUT

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

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Wakezilla

Say whatever you want about the validity of religion and Easter, but 10 Commandments is a pretty solid film

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WCS

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Wakezilla

Other sports need to pick up on lesser footy’s wonderful gimmick of hiring hot women to discuss what’s going on

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Oh come on!

Wakezilla

OK, this is really fucking funny.

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Dunstan
Dunstan

Sample of Jon Gruden’s offensive playbook.

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Just fuck already.

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Spur
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Dunstan
Dunstan

It’s not looking good for the Ice Stampeders.

Wakezilla

Good.

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King Hippo

Last 27 minutes!

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Last 27 minutes!

Last time I heard from that girl.

King Hippo

dude, that’s liek 35-40 Pitino Units

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Mr. Ayo
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Unsurprised
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How the hell are they threatening Lucifer?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It’s god damn pudding!!

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Dunstan
Dunstan

“Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.” — Gene Simmons

Wakezilla

How are we doing this fine Spring Evening?

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Dunstan
Dunstan

That poor swimsuit seems — overwhelmed.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I’m doing just fine now.

Spur
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Col. Duke LaCross

Stop touching yourself, Kent!

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Spur
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Great unappreciated song

scotchnaut

I am in agreement with the above statement.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Testing, testing.

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Dunstan
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Her ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to her newsletter.

Spur
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Last I heard it’s 5000 euros to get her hand delivered newsletter.

Dunstan
Dunstan

“I know a cheaper place.” — Robert Kraft

Spur
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Spur
Spur

Folks. i managed to drink no soft drinks for Lent. No coke, Dr Pepper or Big Red. that’s right i drank whisky straight!

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This is how a good catholic shows restraint, people.

Spur
Spur

I only fingered two boys this month

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This joke is good for either the mob or the priesthood.

Spur
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Trump 2020

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ballsofsteelandfury

That’s impressive

Dunstan
Dunstan

Happy Good Friday everyone!

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Well, it was an OK Friday, not bad, but I wouldn’t say good either.

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Dunstan
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Keep drinking, we might be able to bump it up a notch.

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If you look at my posts maybe that is not not such a good idea.

Unsurprised
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Fast and Furious: Lancaster Drift

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Date night!

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Assumption of the risk.

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Unsurprised
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Definitely more than meets the eye

ballsofsteelandfury

Men At Work is a great movie.

Spur
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time to do the nasties

herodotus450
herodotus450

Saddledome still probably the best arena name in all sprots.

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Smoothie King Arena in New Orleans is in the running.

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Gratliff

I have a step cousin who grew up to look not to different from this. She’s also a med student now. Her presence used to annoy me when she was little, now she doesn’t even exist in the same universe as me. Sometimes things just work out.

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What about the dog?

Gratliff

He’s a good boy

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Unsurprised
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Technically, he did prevent the touchdown.

ballsofsteelandfury

Poorman on Men At Work was great.

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Sploosh.

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