Your “Easter Egg Hunts Prove That Your Lazy Kid CAN Actually Find Things When They Want To” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s Easter Weekend.

Jesus was a pretty cool dude.  I’m not a particularly religious person, but I truly do mean that I think Jesus was pretty awesome.  I don’t necessarily think he was created out of  “Divine Intervention” per se.  In fact, I think Mary might have….ummmm….never mind.

But he was a tough sumbitch nonetheless, and stood up for what he believed.  And didn’t back down even in the face of…. well ya know.

I can respect that.

Changing gears just a bit..Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber were geniuses.  Jesus Christ Superstar  is without a doubt my favourite musical ever.  I always listen to it at Easter.  And other times as well if I’m being honest.

So in their honor, and Jesus’ too…. let us look at some hot chicks, shall we?

Sports To Make You Feel Crucified 2Nite

NHL Playoffs

  • Toronto @ Boston (tied 2-2) – 7:00pmEDT – TV: NBCSN
  • Calgary @ ColorAdo (Col 3-1) – 10:30pmEDT – TV: NBCSN

NBA Playoffs

  • Toronto @ Orlando (tied 1-1) – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
  • Boston @ Indiana (Bos 2-0) – 8:30pmEDT – TV: ABC
  • Portland @ OKC (Por 2-0) – 9:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN

MLB

Nothing national.  Check your locals.

Full Schedule

Would Be Willing to Nail

(get it?)

((sorry I thought that was clever))

Enjoy….

 

Oh dear lord.  I need to go boil my eggs now.  Yes, it’s a euphemism.

And sadly I suppose, I relate more to Judas. But i would never sell a friend out for 30 pieces of silver.

I’d negotiate and hold out for at least 100.

So give me a “Harrumph” or watch your asses.

(I’m probably joking)

But Pilate was the real victim here, IMHO…

(those of you with weak stomachs might want to cut this off at the 3:30 mark)

Anyway…..

History, especially 2000 year old history, is difficult to discern for sure.  I believe Pilate was caught in the middle, had no way out.  Had no good answer.  But all of that aside…

When you can’t find that last Easter Egg….don’t ask questions.  You may not actually want to know where it is.

Especially if you invited Richard Gere.

Happy Easter, everyone!!!!

Love Ya’s.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Gratliff

Other good songs from JCS

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Hmmmm, that’s not really how it works . . .

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rockingdog
rockingdog

found a funny:
Brownies with or without nuts? The the nuts are unnecessary & fuck up my chewing flow. Brings nothing to the table except chaos. Individuals who want nuts in their brownies are unstable & cheat in relationships.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wait…my wife is cheating on me?

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Brownies with nuts!?! Damn SJWs are ruining scouting!

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DAMN NEAR KILT ‘IM!

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rockingdog
rockingdog

Indiana hitting shots and making this a game….

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Honk, honk.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Bad guys score to put Toronto up 1-0, but the bad guys are challenging for goalie interference.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Bad guys lose the challenge, the goal stands, bad guys still up 1-0.

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I am at the age wear this isn’t much of an exaggeration. I’m sure you needed to know that.

rockingdog
rockingdog

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Gratliff

Age of Ultron was the most interrupted movie I’ve ever seen in a theater due to like 30 soldiers from the nearby Army base. It made it easily twice as entertaining, especially with the faces of all the people who found the military commentary much less amusing than I did.

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Enjoy this now because pretty soon all the rest of her will be doing that too.

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rockingdog
rockingdog

Classic

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Needed to find one where the melon won.

Gratliff

Also, Ian Gillan was the best Jesus. Fight me.

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Horatio Cornblower

“Shotgunning beer and boating? I don’t see how that could go wrong!”-Natalie Wood.

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“I was on the other side of the boat and didn’t see anything.”

-Robert Wagner

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

/Christopher Walken does a perfect Tony Sparano impression.

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ballsofsteelandfury

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Horatio Cornblower

Bartender: I’m cutting you off. Only water from now on.

Jesus: (sarcastically) Oh, no.

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ballsofsteelandfury

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rockingdog
rockingdog

jaylen brown feeling it early!
Celtics up…

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

She hasn’t skipped leg day.

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Harrumph!

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It is a nice warm day in Colorado, so they are blossoming.

Gratliff

Gratliff

Every time I see this I catch somebody new. Just realized Mary Magdalene grew up to be Gail the Snail.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It is disappointing that the military recruitment ads don’t include SPACE FORCE as an option.

Porky Prime
Porky Prime

Gratliff

All these bunnies and no Muffin Ass?
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No, really. That’s what she goes by.
https://www.instagram.com/muffin030ass/

herodotus450
herodotus450

Speaking of Easter, I always forget if Pastrnak happened before or after Krystalnacht

herodotus450
herodotus450

“Double teamed by Auston Matthews and Morgan Riley” sounds like a video I’ve seen before… What happened to the good manly hockey names of yore like Lance, and Julian?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Woo hoo network TV basketball!

litre_cola

Are you saying Mary may have lied about the immaculate conception?

Sharkbait

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Porky Prime
Porky Prime

This is now my favorite gif ever and I predict I will be offending some friends and relatives this weekend.

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