Request Line: Eli’s Slumber Party Mixtape – Volume 8 (The Morning After)

INT. KITCHEN – DAY

It is morning in the Manning household.  A dozen martini glasses are drying on a rack next to the sink.  A young man sits at the table eating a bowl of Captain Crunch. 

— [kitchen door flies open] —

OLIVIA MANNING: [humming cheerfully, then notices Eli] Oh!  Good morning, Eli.

ELI: [mumbles]

OLIVIA: I didn’t expect you to be awake so early.  Where’s your friend?

ELI: Daniel? I’m not sure.

OLIVIA: You don’t know where he is?

ELI: I mean, he’s probably still asleep.

OLIVIA: In your room.

ELI: Uh, yeah.  I guess.  I thought I remembered him climbing out the window at like 3 a.m.  And yelling that the early bird gets the worm and that he was gonna get him some delicious grubs.  But that was just a dream, I guess.

OLIVIA: Eli, did you get up in the middle of the night and go into the guest room for some reason?

ELI: Huh?  No, I don’t think so.  I definitely don’t remember doing anything like that.

OLIVIA: Eli, do you remember anything about last night?

ELI: [ruminates while chewing] No, not really.  I must have been really sleepy.

OLIVIA: Hmm.  Well, that’s probably for the best.  I have a nail appointment in twenty minutes so I won’t be around to see your little friend off.  Please thank him for being such a wonderful guest.

ELI: Okay.

OLIVIA: And Eli?

ELI: Yeah mom?

OLIVIA: Do me a favor and strip the sheets off your bed.

ELI: Okay.

OLIVIA: And while you’re at it, do the same for the ones in the guest room.

ELI: Will do.

OLIVIA: You know what?  Get the ones in my room too.  Let’s, uh, let’s change all the sheets this morning.  All the sheets in the whole house.

Today’s topic is “mornings”.  No limit, just share songs that get you going first thing in the morning.  I’ll get us started with the accompaniment from one of my favorite scenes in The Rules of Attraction, the song “Colours” by Donovan. 

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yeah right

Marmalade.

I like marmalade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn51ivJPFzw

SonOfSpam

I am disappoint for briefly forgetting about my favorite (MAYBE) Tull song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z2RzVhw4rE

yeah right

That’s real fucking good.

King Hippo

Get up, this is what I see? Fuck you, it counts!

/also Claire Boucher almost makes me feel feelings again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9XKLqGqwLA

King Hippo

fuck it, I is down the wormhole now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FH-q0I1fJY

SonOfSpam

“#MeToo”

– the worm

SonOfSpam

Hopefully the sky is blue when you wake up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxCtq4fzqUo

nomonkeyfun

Is Gerald around again?

nomonkeyfun

Sorry. I’m an asshole.

theeWeeBabySeamus

No, actually that has me LMFAO’ing.

scotchnaut

My coke dealer buddy hated this tune…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48pFXE28y8Y

scotchnaut

I didn’t figure out that he was a coke dealer until right up to the time when he said so.

/hey, look at 20 something year old me! I’m the most naive person ever!

theeWeeBabySeamus
yeah right

This always makes me want a beer for breakfast and another for dessert.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbqGWTxwZEA

Fronkenshteen

At beach (Emerald Isle, NC). Making dinner. Buying fresh shrimp. Making scampi. Want to buy clams for appetizers, too. Inexperienced. Recipes? HELP!

theeWeeBabySeamus

YOU SONOFABITCH!!!!! Errrrrr ummmmm…. I mean I might be slightly jealous.

Where you staying? Don’t you dare say The islander!!!!! Also, wave to my old house as you go by.

Sharkbait

Are steamers a thing in NC? If so, get a couple pounds of those. Rinse them well. Get a pot of water going to a simmer. Put a colander, sieve or steamer basket inside the pot. put the clams in the basket. Close and steam them until they open. Reserve some of the steaming water to rinse the clams a second time just before dunking them in melted butter.

SonOfSpam

Steamers are really more of a Cleveland thing.

yeah right

Get a pound or two of jumbo shrimp.

Equal parts butter and olive oil. Heat up in a pan, sear the shrimp for a minute or two on both sides, season with salt, pepper and red pepper flake.
Deglaze the pan with some white wine.

Pour wine broth/pan drippings over shrimp.

Plate up, add some fresh parsley and a squeeze of lemon. Goes great over pasta too.

theeWeeBabySeamus

What he said. Go up to Morehead (lol more head) to Sanitary Fish Market. They’ll do you right.

yeah right

OH SHIT! And 4 cloves of finely minced garlic to the scampi recipe!

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

No Old Bay?! I thought I knew you!

yeah right

They don’t carry Old Bay in Italy as a rule.

I can see the allure of it though.

SonOfSpam

When it comes to singing this song, Kristofferson > Cash. CONTROVERSIAL.

SonOfSpam

See? Yeah Right knows what’s up.

yeah right
theeWeeBabySeamus

I fully expect to get “Duded” for this one.
Don’t care. It’s a good song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbVISS-lEAc

SonOfSpam

I can’t, since I’ve never heard of this. Probably awful, but I’ll never know.

scotchnaut

Maureen Maguyver’s his way into the thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcTUM_lWG7M

theeWeeBabySeamus

True story, she’s my second favourite Maureen. My favorite Maureen? Maureen McCormick.
MARSHA MARSH MARSHA
OW MY NOSE.
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Yeah he did.

BC Dick

Where does Maureen Ponderosa fit?

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Great minds.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

This has been on my Alarm playlist since high school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxIo57WURRE

SonOfSpam

I enjoyed this journey.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Does Andy Reid float, sink or does it depend on what he’s been eating?

nomonkeyfun

“Seven Seas of Rye, hic, that sounds awesome!”

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SonOfSpam

WAKE UP
SOMETHINGSOMETHINGSOMETHINGSOMETHING MAKEUP
RAMALAMADINGDONGFUCKIT SHAKE UP
WHYDYOULEAVETHEKEYSUPONTHETABLE
PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER YOU WANTED TO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY

SonOfSpam

In my e-mail this morning: “Shinedown playing in Irvine – $20 seats!”

I assume they’re offering me $20 to go? Nice, but not enough.

SonOfSpam

When you wake up in your castle in the English countryside:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2JjJPDz3EE

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SonOfSpam

Whatta voice. Just as good live. Stupid depression.

SonOfSpam

A song about gettin some morning sexytime – also, Scorpions rule

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92kxTNYT0pA

SonOfSpam

Scorps double shot, but it’s not about the song. Listen to the first 10 seconds and try to decipher what the fuck Klaus is saying. GERMANS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu0_u-dVLbM

SonOfSpam

The way this song builds, it works as either wake up music or driving (windows down) music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcQEbV9b3m8

scotchnaut

Hippo rec’d these guys

I dove in. Loved their stuff.

I recc’d to my oldest son

He loved them

I booked tickets to a gig in Toronto. 4th row.

Waiting outside the venue-ran into a guy that I’ve been playing fantasy football with for 15 years.

Son took a pic of fantasy buddy and wife outside venue.

This is all true. Every last bit of it.

SonOfSpam

Ok, this is a little on the nose, but it really is a great “git you going” song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zdNdjF-htY

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

“We’re DOUBLE SHOTTING this, right, Low Commander?”

“Yes Other Low Commander. Yes we are.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUfaJ8RqfOg

SonOfSpam

Pretty good run for Barry:

1) Archer villain(s)
2) Bill Hader show
3) Soon-to-be hurricane

ThurberHerder
SonOfSpam

So are we ever gonna find out who was doin it last week?

I feel like there was Hot Coug Action happenin.