This is usually the time when some sort of ‘dress rehearsal’ for the regular season takes place with all the stars muddying their unis for the first time. But lo! Some teams have re-thunk this thinking and many of the precious ones will not “have at it”, which kinda makes sense to me. I read somewhere that Coach Nagy ran all his starters against one another in a game simulation and implemented all the new plays that he wouldn’t otherwise reveal (in order to judge their effectiveness) until the regular season began. He then plays the seconds and thirds in the ‘real’ exhibition games so that he has a longer look at the depth at each position. Seems like a smart thing to do…
Updates:
-Zeke has reportedly wandered back Mexico way, making him cerveza non grata in Cowboyland.
-Pats lb Patty Chung got caught with the coke so he’s gone for awhile. Given the recent news regarding Josh Gordon, the Pats understanding of FIFO inventory management is seriously flawed.
TO THE GAMES!
Jizziants/Cincy:
The Bengali’s have only 6 player rejects from their buddies in New York. They consist of 2 castaway O-lineman, 2 cb’s that couldn’t cut it, a D-line depth fella and something called “Hunter Sharpe”. Good Luvin’! Player to watch for the Jizzers is 5th round pick rook lb Ryan Connelly. Described recently as “smart and tough”, which is code for ‘pallid dude from Wisconsin’, he’s actually a bit of a speedster. Think deep-discount Luke Kuechly
Bal/Phi:
Reports out of Ravens camp declare that te Mark Andrews will end up being the most likely target to have the ball sail over his head in the red zone this season.
Car/Pats:
Pants wr Curtis Samuel is among the league leaders in ‘yards cushioned by cb’s at 6.7. Stick that up your WAR!
Wash/ATL:
Prediction: Brian Hill will supplant Ito Smith as the #2 rb. Draft accordingly.
Jax/Mia:
Jags fans are dreading the day when their rb Fournette will be forced to miss a game because he had a nightmare that ‘really stuck with me’.
GB/Raiders:
You guys don’t seriously think that Antonio is going to replicate his previous success with Derek Carr behind center, right? The latter’s inadequacy was one of the reasons that Amari Cooper was chased out of town just…last…year.
Whoa! These hot takes really take the wind out of me. Do you have one? Share below.
I have a lot of love for all of you people.
Awww
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Mmmm. McSpaghetti. Eh. I prefer my own.
Evening. Work sucked today. Sup around here?
It turns out I’ve very passionate and even motivational about my extracurricular state bar volunteering stuff, which is great except that I need to make money or I can’t keep doing shit. But at least I have a goal beyond mere survival, so I’ve got that going for me.
Surviving the week. It’s been good.
I’m slowly approaching the time of year when I’m forced to use my vacation time, even though California says they can’t take it away, by taking every last fucking Monday in the year off.
Fight the power.
Dude, if you really need a marinara sauce?
At what point does Trump, or one of his sons (not Barron), decide this country isn’t enough, moves his followers to Trump Tower, or Arizona, and commit another Jonestown?
/cums
The party would be bigger than the bicentennial.
I LOVE that a political discussion on this site logically leads to a discussion of Pornhub categories.
I LOVE YOU GUYS! ??
porn, like politics, only honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ip_ms5JLdM
he remembers me!!
I LOVE that Macron basically told the UK Prime Minister, “Hey, if you want to be the USA’s bitch, go ahead and leave with no deal. “
Macron might not be that great a President, but you can’t deny that he’s cool as fuck.
also give France and Germany credit for at least not being fascist states at present. Maybe that’s grading a curve, but JESUS.
Right?
Btw, I just found out that Macron is 41 and his wife is 66. Talk about enjoying the MILF genre…
He married his teacher.
Which Pornhub category is that?
half of Brazzers BTAS videos and the My First Sex Teacher line
Er … I mean … I don’t know.
which would be weird anywhere but France
I half expected his wikipedia page to name his mistress.
His mom?
that’s deffo a genre (and why I have to keep India Summer videos muted)
That’s a Hell of a curve in France’s case because centrists like Macron make fascism feasible and attractive to losers in the demographic majorityt, but, yeah
I dunno about that. Centrists have to hear and respect both sides. That’s a long ways from accepting and tolerating extremism, though.
JFC. The general election of Corbyn to replace this inbred bunch of literal pig-fucker public school* Tory aristocrats can’t come soon enough.
*Only the English could twist the language into such a knot that boarding prep schools for the elites and fucking nobility could be called “public schools.”
if he would have just jumped off the Brexit train with both feet, he’d have a commanding lead
/internal Labour machinations make the Dems seem completely together and functional
So true!
Corbyn can’t win. No one likes him and Labour screwed up by not going harder against Brexit. If anyone takes over, it will have to be someone from an outside party that forms a coalition.
#BFIB make it itchy in the 9th, but still Win the RIGHT Way.
she seems nice
She kicked Johnny Depp’s ass on multiple occasions.
two MOAR outs, #BFIB!!
Don’t matter. Cubbies already won on a kick ass performance by the Professor.
Pray for a wild card.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9HYJbe9Y18
I’d deffo whip mine out and nurse her.
/she’s a starting SS for the other team, though
That makes even more hawt…. I’d have the same chance straight, complete lez, and/ or nun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQSaXWm0vSQ
805’s and petite sirloin steaks were on sale at Vons. I am currently full of both.
Captain Ron?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084787/
Greatest movie of all time.
No lie. If you haven’t seen it, you should.
Had that 805 for the first time the other day. Pretty good!
Since I’m not a fan of hoppy beers it’s a godsend to me at less than $1 per bottle/can.
That’s SO 80s!
I’m guessing 1976
the hair seems very 1981-82
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3237222/Unbelievable-adverts-1970s-COCAINE-companies-glamorising-drug-use-promise-truly-exquisite-snorting.html
Someone is opening up the warehouse 7 hours from now with devastatingly bad alcohol breath. Nighters!
Those dildos arent going to ship themselves
until AI takes over thanks Obama!!!111
Vying for a three game winning streak (INORITE?????) and currently tied 2-2 vs Tampa Bay, the Baltimore Orioles are currently in a weather delay.
So now I’m sitting here watching two little white guy fight.
No one has landed a punch yet, but they did hug each other for a little while.
Game is back on. Wooooo!!!!!!!
Those little white guys are called twinks, and they weren’t fighting each other.
fightin’ or fuckin’ it’s all teh same
Bagel Boss made it down to Charm City?