None of these tilts strike me as that compelling but what do I know? I was dead wrong about the Thursday Nighter. AND AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I’LL BE WRONG AGAIN! I’m not usually that confident in my abilities but being wrong is the exception. You see, the law of averages catches up with everyone and I’ve made peace with that. The key is to surround yourself with good folks, trash the rest, and that way you limit the amount of bad decisions you make. Ta da! It really is that easy.
TO THE GAMES!
Bucs/Rams:
If you’ve got depth at the rb position you may want to fade Gurley here. I know-preposterous! But it’s apparently a thing that his usage is being monitored and the Tampa run D is legit and second only to the Pats. (because Fins and Jets)
Seahawks/Cards:
Two very bad secondaries walk into a bar… And I thought the Gmen couldn’t cover the tight end-get a load of these numbers. Arizonny has given up 131 yds, 1 TD to Hockenson, 112 and 1 TD to Andrews and 75 and 2TDs to Olsen. You will play Dissly if you can and you will play him hard!
Vikes/Bears:
“What the raging fuckballs is this start time?”, I imagine Papa Bear Halas screaming from the grave. I also imagine Vince Lombardi shouting, “Keep it down over there. I was just dreaming about beating the wife again and you interrupted!”. Those guys just do not get along. smgdh…
Jags/Broncs:
I’ve run the numbers on this one and it comes up snake eyes. Unless you’ve got some ‘stache kink going for you, there’s nothing to see here.
I have a 30 point lead with only Jason Garret left to play, against 2 players and Zac Taylor. I should toss Princeton on the bench to avoid backing into a loss, right?
Not a cornfucker, but I’m still upset that Suh didn’t win the Heisman trophy all those years ago. Upset enough that I officially unrecognize the Heisman as a trophy and as an institution.
Donks really hurting after that FG by Lambo, especially since they went and drafted Maseratio.
More like DONKS, pew.
Goddamn Denver sucks
55-40 has to be a Scorigami
That is correct, sir.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
I miss Suh being on the Lions
Suh stomps on Baby Buster’s head for good measure.
FAT GUY SCAMPER!!
Donks shitting the bed again.
Goddamn Suh can still move
Someone tell Minshew this ain’t Aussie rules and he doesn’t have to dribble
In his defense, that was a textbook dribble.
Now we just need to see a drop kick from him.
Oh man, it’s happening again in Denver.
Aw shit, I really was hoping to see 60 minutes
I LIKE BIG TIE AND I CANNOT LIE
Now let’s get Fournette some more points
23-23?
DO IT FOR OUR FALLEN CHUBB!!!
Elite throw?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc
Liking this Jagura prevent
Gay is good again!
TikTok would like a word
I wonder how many British children have been named Asbo? I hope at least one, and I hope he becomes a star
So is Minshew serviceable?
I’m sure for some porn stars he is.
I mean if you were the Viks would you start him over Cousins?
“Denver does it’s job defensively!”
Job = giving up 80 yards mostly on the ground to bleed the clock
GET THAT W BOYS
yay DONKS, Hippo needed another Lambo FG
Let’s slow down about beating up on Cousins as making a statement
Hey, that’s what happens when you already told Minnesoty once
48-48?
#FreeFootball
please please please
Was Denver expected to be 0-4 bad?
No, 5-11 or 6-10 was deemed likely
So they’re gonna figure it out at some point.
No one is ever predicted to be winless, even this early
Miami would like a word.
I like watching teams with good defenses play good offenses. I also like watching two teams which both have mediocre defenses each score 40+ points
Fournette has 28.5 points without a TD in DFO ball
lol Jameis. Just cut him now.
Which size knife should I use?
Machete? Maybe start with a paring knife to get the tendons and immobilize him.
try ’em all, be on safe side
Look, if he hasn’t faced consequences for his shitty decisions before it’s not gonna happen now.
No. There is no tennis match analogy here.
Marcus Peters got fucking decked.
but he a winner
They may never pass another ball in Jacksonville
Christ, 210 for Horny Fourny
shutout avoidance BOO