Your “Two Whole Games?!” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread

If the London Game had been an early morning affair, yes, I get it. I’d be totally fine with that. But this is ‘our’ NFL, giving us the illusion of choice when there is in fact none or the choices are garbage. (borrowed from that old crank George Carlinski) Why do we put up with this? Or do we? I guess the league’s Downward Dog numbers indicate that we don’t. I mean, not ‘us’, us. We’ll watch a shit game and ask for more so that we can come on here and try to make one another larf their butts off. It’s a pitiful existence, but what else is there?

TO THE GAME!

Broncos/Chargers:

It’s fade time for Courtland Sutton again because he’ll be getting a big, fat dose of Casey Hayward. Not so for Manny though-the gap between the aforementioned cb and the rest of the Chargers is calculated in light years. But will Flacco go for it? He’d better because Denver is staring at going 0-5 for the very first time in ever.

Packers/Cowboys:

Speaking of lockdown dudes, Green Bay’s Jaire Alexander is PFF’s top ranked cb and he’ll be showcasing his wares against Amari today. You might think twice about starting rb Jones this week as he’s had just the one game with over 40 yardos rushing but his arch-nemesis, (not including Matt LaFleur) Jamaal Williams is out this week. ‘Increased touches lead to increased chances’ is what I whisper to my sixteen year old kid from the closet of his bedroom when he has a girlie over but it also holds true in fantasy football.

Get your engines revving, sportsters!

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Spur

motherfuckers…..

blaxabbath

Oh they are “having phone issues”…..

blaxabbath

Missed the first part but just got Cardinals Talk postgame show on.

Standby…

Gratliff

Cowboys getting burnt by Rodgers’ streetball bullshit. You hate to see it.

Dolph Ucker

Hate to see it? I’m loving this sweet Cowboy pain. Fuck them!

Spur

They’re getting pressure on Rodgers but that lil bitch knows his shit.

herodotus450

Have the Packers had the same RB for more than 1 year since Ahman Green?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Hey, isn’t that the Jimmy Graham that played basketball in Seattle?

Spur

Dak should know by now , when Tyron is out it’s tuck and run after this 2nd look.

Brocky

RIP Chase Daniel Circle Jerk

2019-2019

Gratliff

Long Live Chase Daniel Self Suck

Spur

Just run the ball Dallas. its not that hard.

Spur

Ohh… a hurt kicker? He hurt himself.

King Hippo

Packers’ kicker hurt himself turtling

theeWeeBabySeamus

I fell asleep on the couch and only just woke up.
Whut happened?

theeWeeBabySeamus

/Checks fantasy score

Ah shit. Fuck it, I’m going back to sleep.

King Hippo

Know what’s awesome? Cardinals Devil Magic!

LemonJello

-Altar boys everywhere shudder at suppressed memories

Viva La Tabula Raza

Was that what they call “nifty running?”

LemonJello

That would be “gritty” running…

Gratliff

Good run defensin’

King Hippo

Compromise outfit – #BFIB shirt, Donks WOO!!! slippers

LemonJello

Good to see the “No Pants” codicil is being respected.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I hope he’s wearing boxers with pink polka dots.
But maybe that’s just me.

Spur

What was Coop doing with his hands? Was he ASLing to Dak?

Gratliff

Huzzah!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Dakerception!

Spur

DAMMIT!

clint greasewood

Jags could have used Justin Blackmon there.

Spur

Jaire got burned. Dude was playing off by 5 yards.

Gratliff

So this’ll be week two of the Packers defense showing its ass after being heralded as the second coming, right?

Gratliff

Moshing in Charlotte

Fronkenshteen

MINSHEW NAWT DED

The Maestro

‘member when the Chargers were supposed to be good?
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Fronkenshteen

Players pissed that Gordon instantly reinserted into lineup?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

GIVE THE BALL TO EKELER

(I’m getting destroyed in fantasy)

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fuck everything

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So are games relying on Chase Daniel to do anything other than hold a clipboard.

Gratliff

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Gratliff

V. good tackling

Redshirt

I look forward to Steelers players and fans complaining that they only lost because the opposing team took out their QB on a dirty hit.

Viva La Tabula Raza

That FG path in Pittsburgh looked like there was some sorcery involved.

Spur

Ratbirds! Ratbirds! Ratbirds!
Get Fucked Steelers.

Spur

Steelers trying their best to hurt Lamar.

Redshirt

Part of me still wants the CrapBirds to screw this up preserving the tie.

Spur

What’s the point of Redzone for an afternoon like this? i want a refund for this week.

Gratliff

No commercials is about it

Spur

But Budlight, Ford and Trump 2020 ads are what i live for

Viva La Tabula Raza

Much as I would like to see AFC North with three-way tie for first, I like seeing Shittsburgh lose at home even more.

clint greasewood

JuJu made boo boo

Spur

Great job Juju. Go Ratbirds!

blaxabbath

My feed cut out just as the Bears were attempting their last pass.

I’m gonna guess they did not convert.

Redshirt

13 seconds to go and you dump the ball off?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Fucking Texans finish the game with a Pick 6 off Matty Rice and lay a 50 spot on ATL. Name change from Texans to Shermans forthcoming, no not really.

Gratliff

Scott Hanson with the kiss of death!

Gratliff

GO PACK GO

ballsofsteelandfury

Carson!

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