Wow, do we have the match up that you don’t want to see. I mean, sure, maybe OBJ will make some glorious catch. But, really, no one likes either team. Just look at this schmuck.
That’s a Jim Spanfeller-level punchable face.
Let’s talk about the Steelers first, though. I’m still not sure how they corralled in the egos of Antonio Brown and that dude who now plays RB for the Jets. Whatever his name is. He doesn’t matter anymore, now that we know that O-line was the real reason that running backs do well in the Steelers system. Good luck, Jets.
Tomlinson, who comes across like a real jackass in every interview he has ever done, going back to when he was 3 and someone asked him to sing the ABC’s, has done a fantastic job keeping this team on track. I would like to think that he would be nice to someone in his life. His wife? Mom? The sheep he drags to the bedroom and calls “Baker”? I don’t know who, but there has to be someone.
At QB, they have some putz who is just a putz. Middleman Putz might be his name. That’s how much I care. He’s serviceable, like a great many QBs you see in this league. That’s good enough.
The defense on this team is still tough. Not Patriots tough. Not Niners tough. Not Bills tough. But, definitely not a cake walk. That’s why they should win this game, and, also, because I like to hate on The Browns.
Now, let’s get to the part that is hard to talk about: Flaker Mayfield and the Brown turds.
They finally won last week! Yeah! 3 wins, baby. They are definitely going all the way. All the way to another top 10 draft pick, where they will probably draft a QB for when Mayfield becomes a backup on another team and fades into Oblivion. (Side note: I’m picking up Oblivion for the XB1 once I’m done playing Skyrim… again.)
But, last week was a fluke when you look at their season as a whole. OBJ had catches. Mayfield didn’t get intercepted (I would fact check that, but I don’t really want to). They stopped the run. Sort of, anyway, as the Bills should have ran it more, aside from Josh Allen.
This week, the Browns are going to have a hard time stopping the run. The Steelers aren’t scoring a ton of rushing TDs, but they know how to utilize the run game effectively. Kitchens doesn’t really garner a lot of surety as a head coach. He is going to have to play his linebackers in a manner that negates the run.
Since this is a rivalry game, expect a fun game to watch. Really, either team that loses is a win for us all.
“Fair weather fans are HILARIOUS to me…” – Emily Mayfield, wife of Baker, which means she made that choice voluntarily (that we know of), which should tell you everything you need to know about her
Still curious as to why the Browns are favored. They are the Browns, after all. Historical levels of losing that make Detroit fans jealous.
Talk about whatever below.
The Browns should send everyone to the end zone and go for it.
Well that’s was a nice Season Finale for Miles Garrett.
Whats hilarious here is the games over. Yet nobody has left
I just looked down at my phone for a second. What happened?!
Something we’ll be talking about for a very long time.
A nice throwback to the 1980s
Shit, what’d I miss?
Not as much of the season as Garrett is about to.
A pretty nice street brawl
That was a microcosm of both cities histories
Cannot use the helmet as a weapon
AkA the “lyle alzado rule”
I thought that rule was “don’t take so many steroids as to get terminal cancer” but it was a while ago so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No, that’s a separate rule, its more along the line of:
don’t go on national TV and admit to doing steroids or else the NFL will downplay your legacy
The league knew he was juicing, they just didn’t care.
Also, obligatory: “there is no known link between steroid use and brain cancer” I appreciate the purpose of the guy’s message, just can’t help but feel it bordered on pseudoscience
Yes, that’s all sadly accurate. Alzado was a figurative and almost literal beast who done got used for the NFL’s insidious purpose.
You gotta Turley that helmet. It’s the smart play.
Man, did I just get to tune in at the right time. I hope the Browns get 10 suspensions for the remainder of the season.
At a minimum Garret is done.
BUH GAWD IS THAT RICHIE INCOGNITO’s MUSIC?
Pretty sure Myles Garrett just played his last snap for a while.
That’s going to be super expensive.
“…You can’t do that”
– some ref like 25 years ago
That dude is FUCKED
Hahah. Football fight
Swinging the helmet. 10 yards. Defense
Passed out/fell asleep there for a couple of time units. Cleveland is going to win? THAT IS COOL! Also, met an attractive, age-appropriate lady at the bar this evening whose presence might make me overcome the “have to take a viagra just to wank it” thing.
(take two just to be sure and congrats)
Congrats. Hope,it works out
If it last more than 4 hours make sure to live-blog it.
I got a cam set up in his bedroom so we’ll see
Well, Mike Pouncey just got the rest of the year off.
ACTUALLY, nawt his fawlt (for once)
Yeah, I just saw the tail end of it. If he hadn’t kicked Garrett in the head I’d say let it go, justifiable attempted homicide.
“Yeah, that’s a thing”
– all cops
And so did Myles Garret.
Jesus what a fucktard.
Some fine sportsmanship there
BRAWL!!!
The Browns have inflicted more sacks than the Japanese in Nanking.
Jesus, with that beard Rothlisberger is just daring Scotchy to try something.
Random YouTube is fun when drinking, and apparently I’ve listened to “Birdhouse in Your Soul” a lot.
John and John approved
“Lamar Jackson is the spitting image of me” Mike Vick
“Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!” Lamar Jackson
suspicious side-eye
– L. Jackson’s beagle
Good night my lovely droogs. See you tomorrow night.
Enjoy the sofa
Peace and love and sharting
So the Steelers are getting Kaep, right?
Probably as a distraction, redirect the fans’ hate.
The typical Stiller fan’s head would explode
Hopefully; though with what’s left of this receiver that’s left, Brady couldn’t make dick out of this.
A lot of fat, drunk, hairy ugly chicks are gonna get lucky tonight in Cleveland. And I’m not talking about their cheerleaders.
Sounds like my wedding night*
*I was the bride
*”Deflowering” can mean lots of things
So, this is how the rest of the season is going to be, eh?
Let’s drink.
Mike Tomlin needs to be…Corrected.
Food update: Cold rice and a little rat meat. That’s my idea of great R&R.
Straight from the Tomsula Railyard Cookbook?
Lol
Pair that with some bum wine and you got yourself a party — Jim Tomsula
Santa Clara Niners are definitely sea level and goin under if the seas rise. they’re built on tidal sand fill now as it is.
LOL Mason Rudolph has two tackles.
On the bright side, Mason is a great tackler.
what you look for in a qb smh godbless
ANOTHER PICK
Cleveland is right on Lake Erie
Baltimore woudl be inundated by the backwash of the Chesapeake Bay, so yeah, complete armagedeon.
Mrs. Sharkbait needs a McDonald touchdown. I somehow think she will not get it.
/cums
/cumsharder
Not a homer call: but it seems to me that it flat out kills some commentators that Baltimore might have a shot at the conference this year. I’m not saying it’s a gimme, but good Christ the mental gymnastics are on the Gymkata level.
If they can keep Jackson healthy and give him time, you guys have a good chance.
IF AND ONLY IF they can hold off the Bengals
Coming into the Bengals game I was thinking “yeah a good time for us to completely shit the bed”.
Never underestimate the Bengals’ ability to suck.
Food update: mini weiners in blankets and arbys curly fries baked to a golden perfection in a convection oven and backed up with a nice big Jamesons with a seltzer chaser. Living the dream boys.
I’ll be over in 10, got three warm Busch Lites and half a bottle of Night Train.
Give me your address and maybe SSN and naked pics of your mom”
*j/k already got those
Update on update: Cheese fries weren’t cheesy enough since I used the little bit of cheese we had left, I’ll try it again maybe Sunday, with cheese, and then I can add a pepper.
Suck it Yinzers
Holy crap what a garbage play that worked
How. Nice catch
“The great thing for Cleveland is they have not turned the ball over.”
That’s like saying, “Well John Holmes didn’t get herpes, he just got AIDS.”
Cleveland doesnt play teh ground game
That was a Lovie Smith commemorative LB pick
God what a fucking pool of shit
Wait, are you talking about this game, Cleveland, or Pittsburgh?
Yes
This game needs more Duck
Pickerception
That was Truth Biscuit-esque throw to the left.
Baker Mayfield a winning team but its not likely
“Turn the corner”, Troy? Yeah, right into a bubbling pool of nuclear waste.
Christ Amazon, you have to ruin a great soul song? go eat a bag of hot shit, Bezos.
Amazon paying money just to try and be loved
Taking a page from Facebook I see.